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Funny story: Sepp Blatter Comes Out In Support of Andy Gray

Sepp Blatter Comes Out In Support of Andy Gray

FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, is the latest in a long line of prominent sports figures to show their support and solidarity for Andy Gray, the disgraced sexist Sky Sports pundit. "The whole point of televised football," said Blatter, "is that it a...

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Funny story: Sky to have a clear out of sexist staff - Andy Gray was just the first

Sky to have a clear out of sexist staff - Andy Gray was just the first

After the Andy Gray and Richard Keys affair, the sexism row, not their homosexual fumbling in the commentary booth (which never happened), Sky has instigated a zero tolerance on sexism among their staff. In a leaked memo sent to all staff, they ar...

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Funny story: 'Gray' Tuesday for Andy as he is sacked by Sky

'Gray' Tuesday for Andy as he is sacked by Sky

Andy Gray has been sacked by Sky after his somewhat sexist comments about a bird expected to officiate at a football match! Yes, you may need to read that first line twice and yes, it does say the words bird (implying female), officiate and footba...

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Funny story: Sky Sports sack sexist footy expert Andy Gray for fancying female referee!

Sky Sports sack sexist footy expert Andy Gray for fancying female referee!

Sky footy commentator, Andy Gray, has been sacked because he made a few "sexist" comments about female referee, Sian Massey at a premier league game in December. He and his colleague, Richard Keys, were caught with their pants down over an open mi...

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Funny story: Direct line of descent from the Puritans, through the Victorians, to the current Politically Correct Thought Police.

Direct line of descent from the Puritans, through the Victorians, to the current Politically Correct Thought Police.

Witch Hunt, London: England is in the grip of a 'hunt' to route out those who think "women don't know the offside rule". In a matter of a few days, the nation is in the grip of a crusade to ensure that, those 'creatures' who can't cook in the kitch...

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Funny story: Richard Keys and Andy Gray accused of further sexism

Richard Keys and Andy Gray accused of further sexism

More people have come forward accusing Richard Keys and Andy Gray of sexism following comments made this weekend about a female linesman. The first incident involved a 21 year-old waitress at a top London restaurant where Richard Keys and Andy Gra...

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Funny story: Andy Gray to get tips from Gordon Brown

Andy Gray to get tips from Gordon Brown

Andy Gray is to visit the house of Sian Massey to spend an hour apologising for his and Richard Keys's remarks about her ability to run the line in Premiership football matches. Originally, Gray was going to laugh off the whole incident as mere ba...

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Funny story: "Sexist Bastards!........you like my ass?"

"Sexist Bastards!........you like my ass?"

Sarah Palin appeared on the Sean Hannity program last night and, once again, took off on the media. "Sexist Bastards," Palin said in a harsh voice. "It's hard enough to be a woman in every day life, but running for political office just makes you a target for these slime balls!" "I agree with you," said Hannity. "You deserve better than that, Sarah. Everyone should be judged on their qualificat...

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Funny story: Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman championed the new Equality Act codes of practice, which mean that School meetings in the evening 'are sexist'.

Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman championed the new Equality Act codes of practice, which mean that School meetings in the evening 'are sexist'.

Quango Land, Britain: The guidelines from the quango, the Equality and Human Rights Commission, explain that the new Equality Act, which was passed just before the election and championed by Labour's Deputy Leader Harriet Harman. If parents' or pub...

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Funny story: Politicians told to stop using the F-word

Politicians told to stop using the F-word

The Office of Fair campaigning (OFC) has intervened in the election campaign following scores of complaints from your intrepid reporter. BubblyIan is completely sick of the over-use of the F-word in campaigning. All the parties have been saying th...

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Funny story: Labour to become 'Feminazi Party'

Labour to become 'Feminazi Party'

Harriet Harman announced today that if Labour lose the election on 6th May, it will be because "we are not extreme enough". "We need to distinguish ourselves more successfully from the other pro-female parties like Lib-Dems, Greens and Socialist...

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Funny story: Tory offer incentive to dads

Tory offer incentive to dads

In a further desperate attempt to appeal to male voters, deserted by all the other parties' pursuit of the female votes, (and to appease the fathers' movement) the Conservatives today announced a 'massive' increase in their support for separated dad...

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Funny story: Designer to open clothes hire shop at County Courts

Designer to open clothes hire shop at County Courts

The luxury ladies clothes designer and outlet, Pranda, today announced plans to offer ladies clothes for hire in 5 County Courts starting on Monday. A spokeswoman said, "We see this as a natural extension of our business. As everyone knows, women...

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Funny story: TV Channel admits discriminating in programme choice

TV Channel admits discriminating in programme choice

Following the last second cancellation of a TV programme about separated dads, a spokeswoman for the channel was forced to admit that, they have a panel of members of the public whom they ask what should be shown on TV and which songs should be on ra...

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Funny story: Church to be rebranded to be more politically correct

Church to be rebranded to be more politically correct

Concerned by falling attendances and worried that this may be related to its paternalistic approach, the church has decided to change certain aspects of their approach to make them more politically correct in an attempt to win over modern day feminis...

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Funny story: NHS near collapse

NHS near collapse

This undercover reporter has obtained documents showing that the NHS is near to collapse. Owing to the success of the pro-female recruitment campaign, 75% of trainee doctors are female. In a study recently published, however, it showed that femal...

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Funny story: Labour appoint FW De Klerk as Equalities adviser

Labour appoint FW De Klerk as Equalities adviser

Labour moved quickly to snap up Mr F W De Klerk to replace Harriet Harman as Deputy Prime Minister in order that she can run for PM against Gordon Brown after the election. Mr de Klerk will also take over her job in charge of Equalities Adviser.

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