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Funny story: Happy Days' Potsie Webber is Serial Killer

Happy Days' Potsie Webber is Serial Killer

Warren 'Potsie' Webber, the simple-witted crooner from the 1970's, hit sitcom "Happy Days is the U.S' most prolific serial killer. The Daily Scum can reveal that 'greasy' Potsie is the 'Phone-Book' Killer, who chose his victims from the phone-book...

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Funny story: Serial Killer Interview

Serial Killer Interview

Terry Phillips. Not a known name of the times yet but will be remembered throughout them. This is the interview with the person who attempted to become the most successful serial killer of all time. On asked on how he came to be in this kufuddle the answer was as follows: "Well it'd been a normal day at work and a fairly normal night in front of the telly. I was watching a show about a s...

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Funny story: Serial Killer's Latest Victim Laid To Rest

Serial Killer's Latest Victim Laid To Rest

Under sullen skies, at high noon, a press conference-cum-memorial ceremony was being conducted on the steps of the Van Wert City Hall to address the investigation surrounding the serial killer and to honor the latest victim. Meanwhile, three miles a...

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Funny story: Triskaidekaphobic police round up 'killers'

Triskaidekaphobic police round up 'killers'

Police forces across Britain worked together today to round up a large number of suspects in the country's biggest ever pre-emptive strike against potential serial killers. Recent data analysis lead by the Home Office, counter-terrorist agencies a...

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Funny story: Serial Killer Arrested At General Mills Plant

Serial Killer Arrested At General Mills Plant

A serial killer, responsible for the deaths of at least twelve, was arrested near the offices General Mills Cereal Company outside of Battle Creek, Michigan. The man, identified only as "Jean" is being held without bond while the investiga...

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Funny story: Florists suspect Serial Killers!

Florists suspect Serial Killers!

With the growing trend of leaving bouquets at the scene, in tribute to fatalities, it has been discovered that some florists may be deliberately killing off people in order to boost sales.

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Funny story: He's A Serial Killer, Get Him In There

He's A Serial Killer, Get Him In There

PRODUCERS for the hit reality TV show I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here are considering naming convicted serial killer Charles Manson in their 2007 line-up.

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Funny story: Washington State brags "We're Number One in serial murders!"

Washington State brags "We're Number One in serial murders!"

Washington State, northwesternmost of the 48 contiguous United States, had seen better days. Its flagship company, Boeing Aircraft, had moved its headquarters to Chicago. Its sports teams had won only one national championship, and that one 28 years...

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Funny story: Bush Refuses to Pardon Thanksgiving Turkey: Condemns "Terrorist" Bird To Death

Bush Refuses to Pardon Thanksgiving Turkey: Condemns "Terrorist" Bird To Death

WASHINGTON -- President Bush prepared to grant the traditional pardon to a gift turkey at the White House yesterday, but abruptly condemned the bird to death, accusing it of terrorism.

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Funny story: Serial Killer Annoyed He Hasn't Been Given Cool Sounding Serial Killer Nickname

Serial Killer Annoyed He Hasn't Been Given Cool Sounding Serial Killer Nickname

Alaska- Alaskan serial killer, Michael Chambers, today expressed his growing frustration over having not yet received a sinister sounding serial killer nickname, essential to gaining the immortal notoriety all mass murderers crave.

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Funny story: Harold Shipman - "How Do You Hang Sir?"

Harold Shipman - "How Do You Hang Sir?"

The manager of a gentleman's tailor, who provided trousers worn by serial killer Harold Shipman went on trial today, accused of failing the public.

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Funny story: Shipman's corpse ordered to finish his sentence.

Shipman's corpse ordered to finish his sentence.

IN A shock announcement this morning, Home Secretary David Blunkett has ordered that serial killer Harold Shipman finish his life prison sentence, despite being dead since mid January.

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Funny story: Shipman murdered by prison doctor - irony wasted on Sky News

Shipman murdered by prison doctor - irony wasted on Sky News

IT HAS been revealed that jailed serial killer, Harold Shipman was murdered in his cell by the prison doctor late last night.

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