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Funny story: Wikileaks. America speaks. Fak-Ap bleeds. Parah-Salin tweets. Obama must 'refudiate' Nobel Peace Prize and declare war on Pakistan

Wikileaks. America speaks. Fak-Ap bleeds. Parah-Salin tweets. Obama must 'refudiate' Nobel Peace Prize and declare war on Pakistan

PENTA-GONE: The shit has hit the fan. Nothing new in Wikileaks release of over 90,000 documents on the war in Afghanistan other than the biggest "un-secret" has now been made public. Is anybody really surprised that Pakistan has been double-dea...

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Funny story: Obama Head Injury Covered Up by Secret Service

Obama Head Injury Covered Up by Secret Service

WASHINGTON DC - An incident report stating that President Obama had been "threatened" about 10 weeks after being sworn into office may have had "omissions." A Secret Service spokesman stated, "a more accurate description of the event would be to the...

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Funny story: Congressional committee expands gatecrashing probe to fake bond failure

Congressional committee expands gatecrashing probe to fake bond failure

Secret Service Director Marcus Sillyman was on the spot again on Friday, as the committee investigating the gatecrashing incident at a White House state dinner took shots at the agency for failing to follow up on a massive counterfeiting bust in Ital...

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Funny story: The Secret Service Pulls Baby Sitting Duty

The Secret Service Pulls Baby Sitting Duty

He carefully opened the door, peeked out, saw no one and took a run for it. His years of exercising now paid for itself. He hadn't been hailed as the fittest President ever for nothing. Unfortunately the Secret Service agent hiding in the bushes was younger. And fitter. He tackled the older man like he was a sack of oats. "I'm sorry sir. You know the rules. You are to keep a low prof...

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Funny story: Former President George W. Bush Accepts Employment Opportunity

Former President George W. Bush Accepts Employment Opportunity

George W. Bush announced from his Crawford ranch today that he has accepted gainful employment to help pay for the cost of his Secret Service Detail. He did such as he did not want to be a burden on the tax payers. The former President of the Unite...

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Funny story: Transcript of Obama's phone call to a Secret Service advisor

Transcript of Obama's phone call to a Secret Service advisor

Released under the Freedom of Disinformation Act, here is the transcript of President Obama's recent phone call to one of his Secret Service advisors: 'Hey, Ted, I gotta problem.' 'Hello, Mr. President, how can I help?' 'I'm in serious shit, man. Less than a hundred days in office and people are already starting to laugh at me, saying I'm all talk and no action. What am I gonna do?' 'F...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus to join the secret services

Miley Cyrus to join the secret services

Breaking news has just come in that Singer/actress Miley Cyrus has plans to join the secret services. According to close sources Miley is determined to give this a shot! She is apparently extremely clever and it has been her dream since she was s...

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Funny story: Secret Service Announces New Code Name for Prez: Cinnamon Stick!

Secret Service Announces New Code Name for Prez: Cinnamon Stick!

Washington,DC/ Security News - In keeping with a new administration and a new President, the Secret Service announced today a list of new code names for the Nation's top lawmakers. There were few surprises. Head Honcho, Barry Hussein Obama, was co...

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Funny story: Secret Service Code Names: Sarah Palin - "McNuggets"

Secret Service Code Names: Sarah Palin - "McNuggets"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Secret Service has just selected their code names for President-elect Barack Obama and his family. Barack Obama's code name is 'Renegade.' His wife's code name is 'Renaissance. Eldest daughter Malia is 'Radianc...

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Funny story: Obama Has Urine Tested by Secret Service

Obama Has Urine Tested by Secret Service

Washinton DC (IPP) - A late season cold front broke numerous weather records last night as an Arctic front reached as far south as Virginia and blanketed the White House and surrounding areas with six inches of snow.

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Funny story: All Candidates Except Ron Paul Get Secret Service Protection

All Candidates Except Ron Paul Get Secret Service Protection

Today, in a surprise move, President Bush signed an order authorizing all remaining presidential candidates to begin receiving Secret Service Protection. All candidates, except for Ron Paul, will begin to receive the protection immediately.

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Funny story: Secret Service Raids Carwash

Secret Service Raids Carwash

Today federal agents confiscated nearly $100,000.00 worth of carwash tokens from Bubba's Bubblebath Buggywash of Liverpool, Iowa. In cooperation with local authorities, the coins were seized as part of an ever expanding federal operation to comba...

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Funny story: Cheney's Secret Service Nickname Leaked

Cheney's Secret Service Nickname Leaked

MONTREAL (Gazette Staff Writer) - In the spirit of Glasnost, the US Secret Service code name for Dick Cheney has been revealed to be "Angler".

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Funny story: Remote-controlled cockroach found in White House

Remote-controlled cockroach found in White House

(Washington, DC) Life imitating art imitating life was the general consensus among visitors to the White House Friday when word leaked of the discovery of a cyborg cockroach near the West Wing.

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Funny story: George Bush Gives Secret Service New Uniforms

George Bush Gives Secret Service New Uniforms

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Today, President George Bush gave his Secret Service new uniforms. Based on Hitler's Nazi SS uniforms, he expects them to be a big hit, especially with Jewish Americans and Prince Harry.

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Funny story: Bush Gets Wedding Jitters as Wedding to Blair Moves Forward

Bush Gets Wedding Jitters as Wedding to Blair Moves Forward

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - President George W. Bush was visibly showing signs of wedding jitters as the plans for his wedding to Prime Minister Tony Blair move forward.

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Funny story: The truth about MI6 and the motorways

The truth about MI6 and the motorways

They drive yellow vans flashing yellow lights carrying orange cones and men in hard hats and hooded tops but a leaked memo from Downing Street today has given the public its first glimpse of the insides of one of the country's most secretive orga...

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