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Funny story: Donald Trump, the Christian Coalition Declare a December Offensive in the War Against Christmas

Donald Trump, the Christian Coalition Declare a December Offensive in the War Against Christmas

HEADQUARTERS, FOX NEWS--Bret Baier today grimly announced on FOX News that the Christian Coalition, with the support of President Donald Trump, will launch a winter offensive in the second week of December in the ongoing War Against Christmas. Sai...

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Funny story: FOX News To Replace Sean Hannity With The Beautiful Megyn Kelly

FOX News To Replace Sean Hannity With The Beautiful Megyn Kelly

NEW YORK CITY - Word out of FOX News land is that they have finally decided to replace Sean Hannity who has been embedded in the coveted 9 pm (Eastern) 8 pm (Central) time slot for a long time. And taking Hannity's microphone will be the pert and...

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Funny story: Sean Hannity: "George Zimmerman could've been me 35 years ago."

Sean Hannity: "George Zimmerman could've been me 35 years ago."

With all the controversy surrounding the verdict on the Trayvon Martin case, Sean Hannity announced today, "George Zimmerman could've been me 35 years ago." Said the voluble host from Fox News: "Hey! I grew up in the mean streets of Franklin S...

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Funny story: All Eyes on North Korea

All Eyes on North Korea

Unnamed sources within the CIA claim that operatives in Pyongyang have been in secret planning meetings with Kim Jong Il's other sons, Kim Jong Deux and Kim Jong Trois to foment a citizens revolt in this most isolated of nations. Kim Jong Un resp...

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Funny story: The Jim Carrey - Fox Feud Escalates To New Lows

The Jim Carrey - Fox Feud Escalates To New Lows

LOS ANGELES - Jim Carrey is fit to be tied as he continues to get hammered by members of the fair and impartial folks at the Fox Network. Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Tapioca Swizzle stated that the whole matter was ignited when an unnamed Fox t...

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Funny story: Controversial Drug X-9 Yomide Being Removed From Popular Sports Drink

Controversial Drug X-9 Yomide Being Removed From Popular Sports Drink

NEW YORK CITY - The Crocodile Sports Drink Company of Bedford-Stuyvesant, New York, has issued a statement saying it will soon be removing a highly controversial ingredient from its line of energy sports drinks. Sahara Sara Serpentulli, spokespers...

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Funny story: Teenage Boy Opens Fire on Wayne LaPierre and Sean Hannity

Teenage Boy Opens Fire on Wayne LaPierre and Sean Hannity

National Rifle Association CEO and gun-rights martyr Wayne LaPierre likely was not expecting to be shot at as he celebrated the day after Gun Appreciation Day by shooting off his mouth with Sean Hannity on the Fox Comedy Network. LaPierre said he...

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Funny story: Obama Wins Election, Hannity Declares Romney Victorious

Obama Wins Election, Hannity Declares Romney Victorious

Four more years of President Obama. That's what the American people have decided. After a close race Obama came out on top beating his challenger Mitt Romney. While some are delighted with the result, others are devastated. Fox News' chief o...

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Funny story: A Nation Weeps As Hannity Threatens To Quit Fox News

A Nation Weeps As Hannity Threatens To Quit Fox News

Fox News' very own conservative spewer of spin, Sean Hannity, has sensationally threatened to abandon the much loved "news" channel if Mitt Romney loses the presidential election. On his daily Romney campaign show, a seething Hannity told his wors...

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Funny story: Presidential Debate Part Three - Romney The Musical

Presidential Debate Part Three - Romney The Musical

The third and final Presidential debate took place last night at Lynn University, Boca Raton, Florida. With CBS old timer Bob Schieffer at the helm it promised to be another lively debate. However, it was a strange statement made by Governor Mi...

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Funny story: VP Debate Sends A Nation To Sleep

VP Debate Sends A Nation To Sleep

Rude, condescending, arrogant, always interrupting, unhinged and mean. No, Sean Hannity wasn't talking about himself. That was his description of Vice-President Joe Bidens performance last night at the one and only VP debate in Kentucky. The de...

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Funny story: Hannity Issues Apology To Romney/Ryan

Hannity Issues Apology To Romney/Ryan

Fox News' most prominent spinning machine, Sean Hannity, astounded his worshippers last night when he issued a grovelling apology on his daily propaganda juggernaut. The apology? No, it wasn't for his concerted efforts to smear President Obama...

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Funny story: Was Sean Hannity once Anderson Cooper's lover?

Was Sean Hannity once Anderson Cooper's lover?

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Fox News' Sean Hannity is the self-confessed, "Most Undeniably Heterosexual Man on TV." CNN's Anderson Cooper is a self-confessed gay man on TV. One would think there could never be any sort of link up between the two men, i...

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Funny story: "Everything Is A Liberal Conspiracy" Claims Sean Hannity

"Everything Is A Liberal Conspiracy" Claims Sean Hannity

The most fair and balanced person on Fox News has delivered an astonishing verbal volley towards the mainstream media and liberal pollsters. In his latest rant on his daily conservative propaganda juggernaut, Sean "Fairness Personified" Hannity, r...

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Funny story: Hannity comes out as gay after watching Magic Mike with wife

Hannity comes out as gay after watching Magic Mike with wife

NEW YORK, NY- Magic Mike collected $39.2 million at the box office this weekend and left thousands of ladies lusting for more as the credits ticked away. But for one conservative pundit, Magic Mike changed his life forever. Sean Hannity, a cons...

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Funny story: Sean "The Patriot" Hannity Tells It Like It Isn't

Sean "The Patriot" Hannity Tells It Like It Isn't

Fox News' most demented commentator has made his most outrageous attempt yet to discredit President Obama by claiming that he is an alien sent from Mars to destroy the USA. Ranting on his daily Conservative propaganda juggernaut, Ronald Reagan wan...

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Funny story: Zimmerman's Conversation With Hannity Revealed

Zimmerman's Conversation With Hannity Revealed

Sanford, FL - In a bombshell press conference yesterday, defense attorneys Hal Uhrig and Craig Sonner revealed to the press that their former client, George Zimmerman, had spoken with Fox News commentator Sean Hannity. That same evening, Hannity too...

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