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Funny story: New religion of Spoofology created

New religion of Spoofology created

Writer L. Yawn Nowbored, trapped in his office with his secretary Monika Blewinsky for ten minutes, decided today to alleviate his boredom by inventing a new religion, Spoofology. 'Here's how it works', the writer - now The High Leader Thingy of Z...

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Funny story: Cruise and Travolta Signed for Butch and Sundance Remake

Cruise and Travolta Signed for Butch and Sundance Remake

Tom Cruise and John Travolta are trying to be the next Robert Redford and Paul Newman. The pair have signed on for the remake of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Cruise will play the role of Sundance, played by Redford in the original picture, w...

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Funny story: Church of England to ordain Rabbis

Church of England to ordain Rabbis

In their continuing efforts to appear non-discriminatory and anti-racist, the Synod of the Church of England has decided to allow the ordination of Rabbis for the first time. Continuing on from the banning of churchmen who might be members of the...

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Funny story: Church of Scientology Buys Vatican

Church of Scientology Buys Vatican

The Church of Scientology, founded by the late Science Fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, proved themselves to be the richest religious organization in the world by purchasing Vatican City from the Catholic Church. The group who bases their beliefs...

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Funny story: Cruise buys rights to Scientology, tells L. Ron "Hit The Road!"

Cruise buys rights to Scientology, tells L. Ron "Hit The Road!"

Los Angeles, CA - Academy-award winning actor and renowned Scientologist, Tom Cruise, announced through his publicist that he has officially purchased the publishing rights to the L. Ron Hubbard series of fantasy novels, which are the basis of the re...

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Funny story: November 25th will happen

November 25th will happen

Leading Scientology proponent Tom Cruise (46) came out with a remarkable prediction today. "They day after November 24 will be November 25," Cruise said to the press outside his Beverly Hills mansion. "The Prophecy decrees it such." When asked...

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Funny story: Old Mother Hubbard to sue her son years after his death

Old Mother Hubbard to sue her son years after his death

Old Mother Hubbard, perhaps best remembered as the lady who went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone, has decided to take her son to the High Court over 20 years after his death because of the anguish and bad publicity his actions have caused...

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Funny story: Madonna quits Kabbalah for Scientology

Madonna quits Kabbalah for Scientology

London - (Menopausal Mess): Opus Dei tribute artiste Madonna has quit Kabbalah after a vision of necromancer Aleister Crowley initiated her in a multiple orgasm wet dream as Xenu's ultimate consort and Terran muse.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Converts to Mathology

Tom Cruise Converts to Mathology

Tom Cruise has announced that he has left Scientology and converted to Mathology, admitting that there is no science in Scientology, "They did not even teach me how to pith a frog."...

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Funny story: Scientology prison chaplain scores Doherty scalp

Scientology prison chaplain scores Doherty scalp

London - (Evangelical Mess): Eschewing traditional godsquad remedies like the Bible, the Koran, the Kabbala and 120 Days of Sodom by the Marquis de Sade Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty has converted to Scientology.

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Funny story: Texas polygamy kids 'want to become Scientologists' after Tom Cruise movie outing

Texas polygamy kids 'want to become Scientologists' after Tom Cruise movie outing

Texas - (Fundamental Mess): Over four hundred children taken into care from the Yearn For Zion polygamous nutters' ranch have demanded immediate initiation into the Church of Scientology after seeing Tom Cruise's Top Gun and...

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Funny story: Scientology Is Now the World's Most Popular Religion

Scientology Is Now the World's Most Popular Religion

(Los Angeles CA) The Church of Scientology now boasts the most adherents of any religion. There are now 7.5 billion scientologists compared to only 900 million Roman Catholics and 1 billion Muslims. The Church also includes the past lives of thetans...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise quits Scientology

Tom Cruise quits Scientology

Hollywood - (Godfearing Mess): Tom Cruise is reported to have quit the Church of Scientology after a week of terrible nightmares warning him that the cult's god Xenu is about to betray him.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Buys Oprah Couch

Tom Cruise Buys Oprah Couch

Tom Cruise has bought at auction the couch made infamous from his jumping escapades while appearing on the Oprah Winfrey show.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise: "I am the Lindbergh Baby!"

Tom Cruise: "I am the Lindbergh Baby!"

Hollywood multi-millionaire actor Tom Cruise has admitted to authorities that he is indeed the fabled "Lindbergh Baby".

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Funny story: Professor Finkelberker Dates A Giraffe

Professor Finkelberker Dates A Giraffe

Renowned astro-physicist, Doctor Albert Finkelberker of the University of Ontario, has astounded the international scientific community with news of his love affair with a pet giraffe named Bertha.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Grows Beard For Latest Role

Tom Cruise Grows Beard For Latest Role

Heterosexual Scientology-loving Hollywood heartthrob, Tom Cruise has grown a beard to portray Rumpelstiltskin in his latest movie. The star - who is married to a woman, and likes having sex with women and only women...

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