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Funny story: Why Bigfoot Hides; The Name Game

Why Bigfoot Hides; The Name Game

Is he shy? Too busy to engage with others? Fearful of capture? The surprising answer is: None of the above. Bigfoot has been in touch with a Spoof reporter, explaining for the first time why he is in hiding. It started with a simple te...

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Funny story: French scientists: Heterosexual houseflies pair up and remain faithful

French scientists: Heterosexual houseflies pair up and remain faithful

A team of scientists at France's Lyons University has found that houseflies, just like humans, fall in love and live in twosomes. Unlike humans though who often remarry after the death of a spouse, houseflies find the loss of a partner so immense...

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Funny story: EPA & FDA Warning: Second-hand Estrogen hazardous to males!

EPA & FDA Warning: Second-hand Estrogen hazardous to males!

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) -- Second-hand Estrogen (SHE) is more dangerous to males than even second-hand smoke, says a joint report issued Wednesay by the Enivironmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). "Second-ha...

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Funny story: Scotland independence would raise the 'happy index' in the UK

Scotland independence would raise the 'happy index' in the UK

Scientists claimed today that Scotland leaving the UK will increase levels of happiness in the UK by up to 0.3%. Currently, with Scotland in the UK happy index, the figure stands at 3.9%, but were the sassanachs to go solo, deducting their low rat...

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Funny story: Scientists find bozons responsible for clowning antics

Scientists find bozons responsible for clowning antics

SWITZERLAND - The giant underground dangerous machine that may turn the earth into a black hole has given mankind some dividend, finally. After spending trillions of bailout money on the project, there is finally a use for the spin-off technology.

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Funny story: Scientists discover global warming in Emmaus

Scientists discover global warming in Emmaus

EMMAUS PA - News from the Broad Street Saloon in Emmaus, PA is backing up global warming, despite the cooked results previously reported. Scientists there noticed that while drinking scotch on the rocks, that the rocks melted. As this melt transpir...

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Funny story: Scientists prove colour is not a black and white issue

Scientists prove colour is not a black and white issue

A team of brain researchers, painters and decorators at Do-It-All University have found that some people have the ability to hallucinate colours at will - even without the help of hypnosis, hallucinogenic drugs, or Dulux colour charts. The study,...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover Reason for Forgetting

Scientists Discover Reason for Forgetting

When we enter a room, we often forget what we came in for. The reason is that doorways trigger a host of emotional scenarios which block out rather mundane things like picking up your slippers, or changing your socks. According to psychologists (w...

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Funny story: Scientists on the verge of making sense

Scientists on the verge of making sense

Scientists at Harvard Medical School are beginning to unravel the mystery of making sense. In a ground-breaking project headed by Professor Edith Nash, a wide cross-section of people was tested for evidence of sense, or lack thereof. "By under...

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Funny story: Intruder's Wind Of Changing Times!

Intruder's Wind Of Changing Times!

Scientists from the International Bureau of Weights and Measures based near Paris, say it is time for the world to axe the Greenwich Mean Time system of measuring the length of days. Instead they say we should use only the more modern atomic clock s...

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Funny story: Carolgees Doesn't Exist Says New Study

Carolgees Doesn't Exist Says New Study

Boffins at Macclesfield University have made a startling discovery that the Surprise, Surprise sidekick Bob Carolgees is figment of Mankind's imagination. The shocking discovery follows a 12 year investigation by the top academic institution which...

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Funny story: Nutty Theory Confirmed by Scientific Study!

Nutty Theory Confirmed by Scientific Study!

Ready-peeled nut companies will have to include the shells of the nuts in their bags from September this year following a ruling by the EU in Brussels. It comes as part of the EU's concerted efforts to see a significant reduction in the numbers of ob...

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Funny story: Scientists Able to Monitor Insects Dying Thoughts

Scientists Able to Monitor Insects Dying Thoughts

Neurologists at Northern Michigan University have released a study that confirms the ability to capture the final brain activity of most insects at the moments just before death. Working predominantly with Black Flies, a species that can outnumbe...

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Funny story: Scientists closer to inventing mind-reading machine after brain wave breakthrough in Glasgow

Scientists closer to inventing mind-reading machine after brain wave breakthrough in Glasgow

Scientists in Scotland have announced they are close to unveiling their mind-reading machine in Glasgow. Apparently, at present the mind-reading machine is only able to read minds of people who 'think' and speak with a Glasgow accent. Unfortunate...

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Funny story: Scientists Prove You Can't "Laugh Like A Drain."

Scientists Prove You Can't "Laugh Like A Drain."

A new report by top boffins says it's nonsense to suggest you can "laugh like a drain." Sociologists and anthropologists from the University of Maidenhead have carried out a five-year study that took them around the world. In their report, publish...

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Funny story: Japan's radiation poses no risk to health.

Japan's radiation poses no risk to health.

Scientists are warning they may have underestimated the health risks associated with smoking cigarettes. They say there is evidence to show even minor contact with the toxins found in cigarette smoke, such as what has been referred to as passive smok...

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Funny story: Scientists claim autistic brains function different?

Scientists claim autistic brains function different?

A study by a bunch of "nutty" Canadian scientists has proven that the autistic brain functions different, WOW! The world is so grateful that after all of these years of autistic studies, Dustin Hoffman and others who have similar health disparitie...

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