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Funny story: Crowd at Apple Store in the Louvre reaches 500; France surrenders to it.

Crowd at Apple Store in the Louvre reaches 500; France surrenders to it.

Over 500 French technophiles waited in line for several hours at the Apple store, in the Louvre's shopping center, for the chance to buy an iPad, which went on sale yesterday. Fearing that the iPad owners are already stronger than France's combin...

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Funny story: Austerity Program in Greece Working: Millions of Frogs Block Traffic Crossing Road Trying to Leave Country!

Austerity Program in Greece Working: Millions of Frogs Block Traffic Crossing Road Trying to Leave Country!

Traffic was snarled for hours as millions of Frogs packed up and crossed the road in Langadas in a mad dash for the coast and hopes to return home to France after Greece announced all benefits would be cut! The Bankrupt country, known to be adver...

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Funny story: Sarkozy Threatened To Pull Out Unless Woman Screamed Like A Whore

Sarkozy Threatened To Pull Out Unless Woman Screamed Like A Whore

French President Nicolas Sarkozy is said to have repeatedly threatened to pull out unless a woman screamed like a whore. French civil servants have admitted that he also wanted her to dress like a Greek goddess and pretend to be sinking. Jean-Luc...

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Funny story: White House Scatters As Biden Launches Daisy-Cutter!

White House Scatters As Biden Launches Daisy-Cutter!

President Barack Obama has banned Vice President Joe Bidden from any bathrooms close to where meetings are taking place after scattering the President, French President Sarkozy and reporters and photographers yesterday at the White House. "The VP...

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Funny story: Sarkozy Jnr. bids for European domination

Sarkozy Jnr. bids for European domination

French President Nicolas Sarkozy says his 23-year-old son has been "Treated like a bleedin leper" over his bid to secure European domination. Foppish Jean Sarkozy, who is bidding to be head of the multinational 'La Defence' corporation which suppl...

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Funny story: Sex Tourism in Paris: Sarkozy's Boost to French Economy

Sex Tourism in Paris: Sarkozy's Boost to French Economy

The French Ministry of Finance has declared Paris an 'open city' for tourists seeking sex. 'Forget that certain Asian country ...! Welcome to Paris because here is whatever your heart and body desire', will be the slogan that visitors arriving at...

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Funny story: Sarkozy severs diplomatic relations with Norway

Sarkozy severs diplomatic relations with Norway

France's President Sarkozy has severed diplomatic relations with Norway. In a short statement the presidential Elysée Palace issued to the diplomatic corps in Paris no reason was given for such an unprecedented decision in a time of peace between two...

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Funny story: Sarkozy Admits To Once Talking To A Prostitute!

Sarkozy Admits To Once Talking To A Prostitute!

The citizens of France were shocked to their very roots, especially the men, as French President Nicolas Sarkozy admitted to Paris reporters that he once talked to a prostitute. "I will resign immediately if the French people ask me to do it", sta...

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Funny story: Post-G20 Shock: Sarkozy to demolish Eiffel Tower!

Post-G20 Shock: Sarkozy to demolish Eiffel Tower!

French president Nicolas Sarkozy has announced that he is to demolish the Eiffel Tower. Its 7,300 tonnes of steel will be used in the construction of housing for France's poor and homeless. "The President considers this a major step in fighting po...

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Funny story: Size Does Matter: Devestated French Admit Sarkozy is Short

Size Does Matter: Devestated French Admit Sarkozy is Short

Alert French citizens finally noticed yesterday that their president, Nicholas Sarkozy, is really really short. In denial for years, France has finally acknowledged that his wife is taller than he and that he sometimes stands on boxes to fool tout le...

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Funny story: Pres. Sarkozy : Had almost fatal encounter at Versailles with Marie-Antoinette's ghost

Pres. Sarkozy : Had almost fatal encounter at Versailles with Marie-Antoinette's ghost

The presidential Elysèe palace has admitted that the reason for President Nicolas Sarkozy's 48-hour hospitalization this past weekend was a head-butt from Marie-Antoinette's ghost. The French president who spends his weekends at the guillotined qu...

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Funny story: French President, Sarkozy, Hospitalized with Erection Lasting Over 4-hours

French President, Sarkozy, Hospitalized with Erection Lasting Over 4-hours

Paris, France - French President, Nicolas Sarkozy, collapsed while jogging today. Reports are that it was shortly after he and his wife Carla Bruni-Sarkozy had a lover's quarrel over lovemaking. Sarkozy disclosed to his attending physician at the hos...

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Funny story: Obama to Sarkosky: "Get your head out of your ass you French prick!"

Obama to Sarkosky: "Get your head out of your ass you French prick!"

A war of words erupted between French President Nicolas Sarkosky and US President Barack Obama Friday afternoon. Sarkosky said of Obama, "He is all style and no class!" Obama fired his own salvo at the French leader calling him, "a complete and tot...

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Funny story: French President blames Yemenia Airbus crash on Mormon fundy hex

French President blames Yemenia Airbus crash on Mormon fundy hex

Paris - (Merde, alors! Ass Mess): President Sarkozy has blamed fundamentalist Mormon voodoo for the Yemenia Airways flight IY626 from Sanaa disaster. The troubled Airbus 310 crashed near a Comoros Islands airport named after the Book of Mormon's...

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Funny story: French ministry bans Burkes and Bourkes due to confusion over burkha

French ministry bans Burkes and Bourkes due to confusion over burkha

Due to a problem with his hearing aid, the French Interior Minister, Monsieur S. Mel Garlique, has banned a host of people with names sounding like burkha. Following a giant international misunderstanding over the traditional black full-body dress...

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Funny story: President Sarkozy institutes another ban

President Sarkozy institutes another ban

Following his decision yesterday to ban Fench men from wearing the Burkha, President Sarkozy of France has added another ban to his list. Speaking from an orange crate (not any old orange crate mind you, this one was flown in as a gift from Tom Cr...

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Funny story: Sarkozy "Burks Not Welcome In France"

Sarkozy "Burks Not Welcome In France"

French President Nicholas Sarkozy has stunned the world by announcing that burks are not welcome in France. He is thought to have taken this hardline stance following meeting Gordon Broon and Barefaced Obama. "After meeting those two idiots Sarko...

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