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Funny story: Sarah Palin Insists That The Palinista Movement Isn't Dead It's Just Taking A Long Nap

Sarah Palin Insists That The Palinista Movement Isn't Dead It's Just Taking A Long Nap

WASILLA, Alaska - A close friend of Sarah Palin's has said that the former governor has been feeling very depressed lately. It seems that the woman known as the Loose Moose feels that she is no longer relevant; a sentiment that is echoed by millio...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: Someone PLEASE Put Her Out of My Misery

Sarah Palin: Someone PLEASE Put Her Out of My Misery

I cannot deny that Sarah Palin is still in the news and an apparent sweetheart of the (cliche coming) right-wing media, the tea-baggers and whatever part of the conservative population it is that likes her. I get that. I see the headlines, I hear the soundbites, I see the pictures. What I don't understand is: why? To be forthcoming, I believe I know the answer. And while I find Sarah Palin's...

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Funny story: Sarah Plain Blames Global Warming On Michelle Obama

Sarah Plain Blames Global Warming On Michelle Obama

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has said that she does not care what President Obama and the rest of the Democrats think she is going to speak her mind. "Mama Moose" Palin was recently seen eating by herself at a Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos R...

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Funny story: Condoleezza Rice Hits The Nail On Her Head With Her Comment About Sarah Palin

Condoleezza Rice Hits The Nail On Her Head With Her Comment About Sarah Palin

BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - Condoleezza Rice recently spoke with Tabitha Tula Wishywater of GOPicky Magazine. She was asked if she felt that Sarah Palin would make a good presidential candidate. Rice shook her head and replied that she would not want...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin The Geographical Gaffer Strikes Again!

Sarah Palin The Geographical Gaffer Strikes Again!

FAIRBANKS, Alaska - Sarah Palin was in Fairbanks speaking at a convention of the Retired Salmon Catchers of Alaska. After the speaking engagement she was asked by a writer for Political Salad Bar Magazine about the unusually cold winter weather th...

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Funny story: Sara Palin Back In The News

Sara Palin Back In The News

Sara Palin expanded today on her remarks made last week at a Republican Convention. There, after hinting she might run for President, she instructed President Obama on foreign policy. "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good gu...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Tells Glenn Beck If He Doesn't Like The Republican Party Then Maybe He Needs To Join Sarah Palin's Rogue Teabag Party

Rush Limbaugh Tells Glenn Beck If He Doesn't Like The Republican Party Then Maybe He Needs To Join Sarah Palin's Rogue Teabag Party

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh told Political Salad Bar Magazine that he is growing tired of hearing so many members of the GOP whining and complaining about their beloved political party. Limbaugh said that the latest crybaby is none other than Gl...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Comments That Russia Needs To Leave The Ukraine Alone and Attack North Korea

Sarah Palin Comments That Russia Needs To Leave The Ukraine Alone and Attack North Korea

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin was busily working in her kitchen at her Casa Moscow home in Wasilla, Alaska. She was cooking two pigeons that she had just shot with her high-powered telescopic rifle that had been drinking water from the bird feeder...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Sticks Her Foot In Her Mouth Again

Sarah Palin Sticks Her Foot In Her Mouth Again

WASILLA, Alaska - The Undisputed Queen of The Geographical Boo-Boo's, Sarah Palin has struck again. This time "Snowflake" Palin told a reporter for American Spotlight Magazine that the Lower 48 states Winter has definitely been a harsh one. She...

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Funny story: 'Friends of Pot' Says They Do Not Want Sarah Palin Visiting Colorado

'Friends of Pot' Says They Do Not Want Sarah Palin Visiting Colorado

VAIL, Colorado - Sarah Palin has stated that she plans to fly to Denver to ask the citizens of Colorado to consider putting an end to this idea of buying and using marijuana like they're buying M&M's or Twizzlers. "Snowflake" Palin has met wit...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Tabitha Tula Wis...

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Funny story: A Group of Wisconsin Republican Women Tell Sarah Palin Not To Even Think About Running For President

A Group of Wisconsin Republican Women Tell Sarah Palin Not To Even Think About Running For President

MILWAUKEE - Vareena May Pottpiffle, executive director for The Blue Haired Republican Women of Wisconsin has sent Sarah Palin a very strongly worded text message. Mrs. Pottpiffle told the woman known as "Snowflake" Palin to not even think about ru...

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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Hints He May Run For President - And You Won't Believe Who His Choice For Running Mate Is

Bill O'Reilly Hints He May Run For President - And You Won't Believe Who His Choice For Running Mate Is

NEW YORK CITY - Bill O'Reilly, talk show host at FOX News, has just informed fellow FOX newser Greta Van Sustern that he could possibly decide to run for the office of president. O'Reilly, who is a staunch Republican, told GOPicky Magazine that he...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Addresses The Pregnant Rumors: Gosh Darnit, It's All Them Mooseburgers I've Been Chowing Down Lately

Sarah Palin Addresses The Pregnant Rumors: Gosh Darnit, It's All Them Mooseburgers I've Been Chowing Down Lately

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin recently spoke with Savannah Bamboo of Political Salad Bar Magazine. The former vice-presidential candidate who along with Senator John McCain got their cabooses kicked by President Obama wanted to clear u...

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Funny story: Cindy McCain Says That Her Husband Senator John McCain Will Not Apologize To Sarah "Snowballs" Palin

Cindy McCain Says That Her Husband Senator John McCain Will Not Apologize To Sarah "Snowballs" Palin

PHOENIX - Cindy McCain has told GOPicky Magazine that if Sarah "Snowballs" Palin thinks that her husband, Arizona Senator John McCain is going to apologize to her then she must have moose ovaries on her brain. Mrs. McCain was speaking about the co...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Demands That Senator John McCain Apologize To Her For Saying She's Menopausal

Sarah Palin Demands That Senator John McCain Apologize To Her For Saying She's Menopausal

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin says that she is sick and tired of defending herself against Democrats and now adds that it is a sad day for the GOPP (sic) when one of its own GOPPers (sic) attacks another fellow GOPPer (sic). Sarah "Snowflake" Pali...

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Funny story: John McCain Says That If The Presidential Election Was Held Today He Would Vote For Hillary Clinton

John McCain Says That If The Presidential Election Was Held Today He Would Vote For Hillary Clinton

NEW YORK CITY - Arizona Senator John McCain appeared on The Viagra View and he made an amazing comment to host Regis Philbin. Senator McCain said that the Republican Party is presently in a state of utter disarray and that if the 2016 election wer...

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