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Funny story: Fergie Takes a Page from the Cousins: Says she 'Misspoke!' "I'm worth more than a million" she quips!

Fergie Takes a Page from the Cousins: Says she 'Misspoke!' "I'm worth more than a million" she quips!

Reacting to a firestorm of outrage in the UK after being caught on tape selling 'access' to her husband, and presumably his Royal Business Contacts, the Duchess of Pork (sic), after consultation with her PR staff in the Colonies, said she had 'missp...

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Funny story: UK Special Representative for Rough Trade and Investment Prince Andrew 'is Opus Dei bagman'

UK Special Representative for Rough Trade and Investment Prince Andrew 'is Opus Dei bagman'

London - (Royal Ass Mess): Sarah Ferguson's ex-husband has been identified as the fixer behind the Vatican's notorious filth-peddling Opus Dei phalange. The son of Max 'S&M Dungeon' Mosley glories in being the UK's top rough trade ambassador.

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Funny story: Fergie Explains: Bill Clinton Bigger $ Whore Than Me!

Fergie Explains: Bill Clinton Bigger $ Whore Than Me!

The Duchess of York, tracked down on the coast of France where she was hiding out after revealing tapes showing her selling herself for money, claims she got the idea from former President Bill Clinton who proposed auctioning himself off to the highe...

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Funny story: Naked Greed! Fergie Exposed Shagging for Money to Pay Mounting Bills!

Naked Greed! Fergie Exposed Shagging for Money to Pay Mounting Bills!

The Duchess of York, once shown topless with a lover sucking her toes, went "all the way' this time with with her latest 'Naked Video' showing off her insatiable greed as she allegedly offered to sell access to the Royal Family, and primarily to he...

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Funny story: State Opening of the Can of Worms in doubt as Queen sickens

State Opening of the Can of Worms in doubt as Queen sickens

London - (News of the Screwz): Tuesday's glorious Glib Dem/Con freakshow is on the skids. Sordid money-grubbing revelations about Sarah, Duchess of Yuck pimping for Prince Andrew have sent HM's blood pressure rocketing. A fresh installment thre...

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Funny story: Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, sells Queen for £500k

Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, sells Queen for £500k

The United Kingdom is waking this morning to the shocking news that the current monarch, Queen Elizabeth II, has been sold to a Russian Oil baron by the Duchess of York. The Duchess, Sarah Ferguson, who was divorced by the Queen's son Andrew in 19...

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Funny story: Fergie the Duchess of York made even bigger offer to super rich Italian

Fergie the Duchess of York made even bigger offer to super rich Italian

An inside source at a leading American Newspaper has claimed that Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, made an even bigger offer this week to a super rich Italian Art Dealer called Pietro Mancini. It is claimed that Fergie offered to introduce P...

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Funny story: Duchess of York - New Force in US Politics?

Duchess of York - New Force in US Politics?

Not to be outdone by Sarah Palin, the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, has announced that she wants her own US TV series. According to Reuters, she said to reporters, that she wants to enter into the political debate over the state of American societ...

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Funny story: Golf Pro To Join Royal Family

Golf Pro To Join Royal Family

Struggling golf professional, "Duke" York is to join the British Royal Family. Much-loved by the Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St Andrews, Fife, the Duke - as he is known to all and sundry on the Old Course, has been a professional since the age...

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Funny story: Duchess of York opens her big mouth instead of opening her legs as usual!

Duchess of York opens her big mouth instead of opening her legs as usual!

The Duchess of York has, in a ITV documentary, told a council estate in Manchester called Northern Moore that she thinks they're a lawless, thieving, prostituting, junkie, knife/gun - wielding bunch of gang ridden scum! Residents in the community...

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Funny story: Fergie Waxed by Blears

Fergie Waxed by Blears

News has just reached us that Fergie, the author of the books about Budgie the Helicopter is to have her wax-work melted to form Hazel Blears. The popular former wife of Prince 'Randy Andy' Andrew has not been in the news lately, so it was felt th...

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Funny story: Duchess Of York Thrown Out Of Hull By Angry Obesity Enthusiasts

Duchess Of York Thrown Out Of Hull By Angry Obesity Enthusiasts

Sarah Ferguson, or, if you like, the Duchess of York, has been unceremoniously dumped out of the city of Hull by unhealthy eating campaigners, after starring in a reality TV show which promoted better diets amongst the Poor

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Funny story: The Duchess of York Fumes Over Fat Daughter Remarks

The Duchess of York Fumes Over Fat Daughter Remarks

Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York has seen red. No, she has not looked into a mirror, she is upset over claims by the media that her daughter is overweight.

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