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Funny story: Megyn Kelly: Santa Claus Is White and The Tooth Fairy Is Gay

Megyn Kelly: Santa Claus Is White and The Tooth Fairy Is Gay

NEW YORK CITY - FOX talk show host Megyn Kelly is sticking to her (laser) guns and is still insisting that Santa Claus is white. Kelly, the blonde with the pixie hairdo, that really belongs on an 8-year-old girl, added that the tooth fairy is gay.

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Funny story: The KKK Says They're Proud of Megyn Kelly

The KKK Says They're Proud of Megyn Kelly

TUCSON, Arizona - Megyn Kelly has managed to knock Obamacare, the Indiana Pacers, and The Tea Bag Party Christmas Party Fund Scandal off of the front page. The 43-year-old talking head with FOX News has stirred up a holiday hornets nest with her c...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says Megyn Kelly Makes Ebenezer Scrooge Seem Like Mother Teresa

Miley Cyrus Says Megyn Kelly Makes Ebenezer Scrooge Seem Like Mother Teresa

HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus has stated that FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly needs to grow a pair and apologize to the American people for making her ignorant remark about jolly old St. Nick being white. The former Hannah Montana star told Hollywood Innu...

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Funny story: President Obama Wants Megyn Kelly Investigated For UnAmerican Comments

President Obama Wants Megyn Kelly Investigated For UnAmerican Comments

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well it appears that the FOX News talking head, Megyn Kelly, AKA Blondie, may have stuck her size 9½ high heel in her pretty little mouth. Those comments came from Savannah Bamboo, a reporter with Political Salad Bar Magazine.

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Funny story: Santa speaks from the North Pole prior to upcoming interview with FOX news

Santa speaks from the North Pole prior to upcoming interview with FOX news

Santa's residence at the North Pole was dry and sunny with scant snow and ice--a concern the reindeers might not get the sled off the ground smoothly--but Santa himself was maintaining a fierce grin under massive white beard. This interview prior...

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Funny story: Santa Laying Off 30% of US Elves on Shelves

Santa Laying Off 30% of US Elves on Shelves

North Pole, Inc. today announced drastic workforce reductions and re-alignment of strategic assets, following years of stagnant revenues. Analysts had expected spending cuts for several months but not this close to Christmas. The US Elf on a Shelf D...

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Funny story: My Cellphone's Demand: "I Want a Selfie"

My Cellphone's Demand: "I Want a Selfie"

Sam, my cellphone, hadn't been working well lately, and now I know why. Blurred photos and bad connections had become routine. I complained about this in a phone call to my friend the other day. A few minutes later, I got a text message FROM my cellphone. Yep, you read that right. All text messages go through the cellphone of course, but this one was FROM Sam, my cellphone. Here's what...

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Funny story: Father Christmas strikes new home delivery hamper deal to help struggling Canada Post

Father Christmas strikes new home delivery hamper deal to help struggling Canada Post

Last minute negotiations between Santa Claus and Canada Post have saved millions of folks's Christmas dinners. Changes to Canada Post's delivery strategy for rural areas meant peanut butter sandwiches and milk for Christmas dinner was all that co...

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Funny story: President Obama and Ann Coulter Shocked At Miley Cyrus Twerking Santa Claus

President Obama and Ann Coulter Shocked At Miley Cyrus Twerking Santa Claus

LOS ANGELES - It was billed as a benefit concert and one person who certainly benefited was the guy who got to play Santa Claus and ended up getting twerked by the one and only Miss Attention Seeker, Miley Cyrus. Miley was dressed in a red sequine...

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Funny story: Walmart acquires North Pole, outsources Santa to FedEx!

Walmart acquires North Pole, outsources Santa to FedEx!

In a dramatic press conference held this morning at the corporate headquarters of Walmart, Inc. in Bentonville, Arkansas, a spokesman for the corporation announced the acquisition of the North Pole and the transfer of all of its operations to Benton...

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Funny story: NYC's Sidewalk Santa Parade Canceled after 100 Years

NYC's Sidewalk Santa Parade Canceled after 100 Years

New York, NY - For a century, New York's Sidewalk Santas have marched on Fifth Avenue on the morning after Thanksgiving collecting donations from Black Friday shoppers. Now they're calling it quits. "There's just not as much money in it anymor...

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Funny story: Letters to Santa Claus: 6 Year Old Rebel Leader Makes Request

Letters to Santa Claus: 6 Year Old Rebel Leader Makes Request

Mr. Claus My name is Will Tayer. I am sure that by now you have been made aware of my status and the circumstances surrounding it. I have not been able to ascertain whether or not I have been classified in your files on the "naughty" or "nice" list. My guess is the latter. If you have not been kept abreast of the situation, you can read it in the articles listed below. Keep in mi...

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Funny story: Letters to Santa: A Proposal from the Queen of Twerk

Letters to Santa: A Proposal from the Queen of Twerk

Dear Santa Well, I've been a bad, bad girl. ;) I'm sure you already knew that though. This year has been fantastically crazy for me. I did my twerk thing at the VMA's. I smoked Kush on stage in Europe. I swung on a wrecking ball stark naked in a video. I posed nearly nude for photo op after photo op. Oh, it has been a thrill. I know I disappointed a few people, but what do they...

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Funny story: Letters To Santa Claus: Part 1

Letters To Santa Claus: Part 1

Dear Santa I know that this year has been a troubling year and I have been less than well behaved. With that being said, I am trying to do better. This year, I am not asking for "stuff". I was wondering if you could "throw me a bone" just before Thanksgiving, a sort of early Christmas present if you will. Is there any chance that you can put in a good word and get me a position as on...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Pissed As North Pole Leaking

Santa Claus Pissed As North Pole Leaking

A really upset Santa Claus and his wife plus 12 elves and 4 reindeer were seen floating in the ocean on an iceberg that just missed a Carnival Cruise Ship! "You want to get aboard?", the Captain yelled. "Nope. It's bad enough without getting th...

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Funny story: Santa's Workshop to Be a Public Corporation; Elves Furious

Santa's Workshop to Be a Public Corporation; Elves Furious

Everybody's doin' it. Going public, that is. It's the rage these days. So Santa Claus figured: why not? Within the next two weeks, there'll be an IPO (initial public offering) of stock in Santa's workshop. Santa's elves are furious. They...

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Funny story: Santa Claus & Reindeer All Died Last Year

Santa Claus & Reindeer All Died Last Year

Although it was kept secret for almost a whole year, Santa Claus and all his reindeer plus three, some say as many as six elves died last year in a terrible accident. It was only when several spy agencies began comparing notes that they finally be...

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