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Funny story: 'Frisco Gay Escorts Complain About "Lack of Tips" as they Mount Attack Against Circumcision!

'Frisco Gay Escorts Complain About "Lack of Tips" as they Mount Attack Against Circumcision!

San Francisco advocates of Gay Rights have now shifted their focus toward jump starting the economy after noting that income for Gay Escorts has been impacted by the long held medical practice of circumcision at birth. "Circumcision was a common...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag Confesses That She'd Like To Have A Menage-A-Trois With Robert Pattinson And Taylor Lautner

Heidi Montag Confesses That She'd Like To Have A Menage-A-Trois With Robert Pattinson And Taylor Lautner

SAN FRANCISCO - Heidi Montag was having dinner at the famed Sardine Sally's Fish Diner on Fisherman's Wharf when she was approached by Evelyn Tammy Quillhoop, a reporter for The Left Coast Mirror Magazine. Quillhoop asked Montag if the rumor about...

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Funny story: SF International Airport on Lock Down as TSA Mistake Gerbil Tail for Anal Fuse!

SF International Airport on Lock Down as TSA Mistake Gerbil Tail for Anal Fuse!

The comedy of errors continued today as brain dead TSA workers, most who have been refused gainful employment due to learning disabilities or criminal history, managed to shut down SF International Airport over a Bogus Terror Bomb Alert! According...

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Funny story: San Francisco Workers Turned Away From Construction Site

San Francisco Workers Turned Away From Construction Site

A group of San Francisco workers are furious after being turned away from a building site near the city. Leo K. Plebiscite and a group of colleagues were told to leave the site of the new office development at Alameda during their lunch break yest...

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Funny story: San Francisco Tofu Eaters Still Don't Understand the Concept of a Kid's Meal

San Francisco Tofu Eaters Still Don't Understand the Concept of a Kid's Meal

Still arguing against the legality and morality of offering Happy Meals or Kid's Meals to children in fast food restaurants, San Francisco city leaders continue to push for a ban on the grounds that they alone, lead to childhood obesity. It is cle...

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Funny story: San Francisco Bans Toys in Happy Meals, Encourages Drug Use, and Same-Sex Relations

San Francisco Bans Toys in Happy Meals, Encourages Drug Use, and Same-Sex Relations

San Francisco is one of the most beautiful cities in the world. And whether you want a night of rough trade with a pretty young boy, or $40.00 worth of wobbly pills to make the night go better, San Francisco has it. Just don't try to order a Happy...

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Funny story: Lil' Wayne Fights to Restore Happy Meals in San Francisco

Lil' Wayne Fights to Restore Happy Meals in San Francisco

Shocked at the news over the Happy Meal ban in San Francisco, a regular stomping ground for the recently incarcerated recording artist, Lil' Wayne has gone "full guns", if you'll pardon the pun, to lobby against the ban. Quickly getting his contra...

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Funny story: Liberal Home Expo Show Opens in San Francisco

Liberal Home Expo Show Opens in San Francisco

San Francisco CA: House Speaker Pelosi cut the ceremonial red ribbon (made from recycled duct tape) at the Mission Bay Convention Center, officially opening this Democratic liberal far left sponsored home show. Home design, home furnishings and trans...

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Funny story: Gay Activists In SF Strike Blow for Freedom of Choice after Condom Machines Placed in Jail

Gay Activists In SF Strike Blow for Freedom of Choice after Condom Machines Placed in Jail

Jail enforcement officials in San Francisco finally gave in today to gay activist demands that condom machines be installed in the city jails, a victory the Rainbow Warriors said was 'a blow for Human Rights!" The 16 condom machines dispensing 6 t...

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Funny story: American Airlines Security Threat Deemed "Non-credible" By Men Travelling With Foreign Passports, holding One-Way Tickets, Without Luggage.

American Airlines Security Threat Deemed "Non-credible" By Men Travelling With Foreign Passports, holding One-Way Tickets, Without Luggage.

"Please, go about your business," requested two men on-board an American Airlines plane in San Francisco today. "Our threat against this airplane is non-credible. Thank you, come again." So began Flight 24, bound for New York's JFK Airport.Did you...

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Funny story: San Francisco Bans Happy Meals - Oakland, Not To Be Outdone, Bans Gummy Bears

San Francisco Bans Happy Meals - Oakland, Not To Be Outdone, Bans Gummy Bears

OAKLAND - In a type of 'Tit for Tat' move so to speak, the city of Oakland has decided to ban the consumption of the children's candy 'Gummy Bears' within its city limits. Oakland spokeswoman Ramona Trumpetweed, stated that the city of Oakland too...

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Funny story: New Sex Related Malady Reported in San Francisco

New Sex Related Malady Reported in San Francisco

Oakland CA: The West Oakland Gynecological Clinic is reporting that a large number of Gay men are secretly coming to the clinic from San Francisco to complain about strange, but not life threatening, conditions. The patients initially presented...

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Funny story: President Gives In - Agrees To Form a Completely Gay Military Division To Be Based In San Francisco

President Gives In - Agrees To Form a Completely Gay Military Division To Be Based In San Francisco

SAN FRANCISCO - President Obama and the "First Mama" were in San Francisco attending The 41st Annual Gay Art Display and Sex Organ Exhibit. He was asked about the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill. He shook his head and replied that he is kinda fed up talk...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record Kelly Clarkson's Big Hit "I Thought I Heard Him Say Suck It, My Bad"

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record Kelly Clarkson's Big Hit "I Thought I Heard Him Say Suck It, My Bad"

SAN FRANCISCO - The trio of teen queens was in the "City By The Bay" visiting the historic Alcatraz Federal Prison. Miley said that her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, knew several men who had actually been incarcerated in the prison out in the middle of Sa...

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Funny story: Frisco Men Must Display Sperm Counts on Zippers

Frisco Men Must Display Sperm Counts on Zippers

Next week, The San Francisco City Council will require all men between the ages of 12 and 80 to post their most recent sperm count on their zippers so that the women of that quaint City by the Bay will be able to decide more intelligently who's the m...

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Funny story: The White House Blames Sarah Palin For The Oil Spill Since She Insisted On Off-Shore Drilling

The White House Blames Sarah Palin For The Oil Spill Since She Insisted On Off-Shore Drilling

SAN FRANCISCO - Sarah Palin, speaking in a town she has referred to as San Fransissyco, has finally grown some and admitted that the tremendous Gulf of Mexico oil spill is her fault. Palin, looking somewhat springtime-ish in her yellow, pink, and...

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Funny story: California Prom Canceled After Straight Date Request

California Prom Canceled After Straight Date Request

San Francisco California : A high school in south western San Francisco is making headlines for refusing to host a high school prom after a straight student demanded she be allowed to to attend with her boyfriend and wear a dress. The primarily s...

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