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Funny story: Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley Is Dumped As Spokesperson For Weight Whompers

Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley Is Dumped As Spokesperson For Weight Whompers

NEW YORK CITY - Charles Barkley who played in the NBA and is presently a sports analyst for the TNT Network has just learned that he has been fired from being the Weight Whompers spokesperson. Barkley was informed in an email by WW CEO Clara Jolen...

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Funny story: The Miami Heat's LeBron James Wins The MVP Trophy - Says He Will Place It In The Akron, Ohio Burger Gal Where He Worked

The Miami Heat's LeBron James Wins The MVP Trophy - Says He Will Place It In The Akron, Ohio Burger Gal Where He Worked

MIAMI - LeBron James of the Miami Heat has just won his third Most Valuable Player trophy. He was presented the trophy for averaging 27.1 points per game as well as for being one of the most unstoppable players in the NBA. The 27-year-old who grew...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant's Anti-Gay Slur Costs Him $100,000 Plus Many Los Angeles Laker Fans Plan To Boycott The Laker Games

Kobe Bryant's Anti-Gay Slur Costs Him $100,000 Plus Many Los Angeles Laker Fans Plan To Boycott The Laker Games

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant, the master of "Ball Control" and now the master of the "Back Pedalers" is trying to do some self damage control after his homophobic rant. During the game against the San Antonio Spurs when Bryant was given a 'Technical'...

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Funny story: The Eva Longoria - Tony Parker Divorce Is Final - He Keeps The Basketball Collection, She Keeps Her Sanity

The Eva Longoria - Tony Parker Divorce Is Final - He Keeps The Basketball Collection, She Keeps Her Sanity

SAN ANTONIO - Texas Judge Bubba "Yippee Ki Yay" Burntwood stamped his official judge's stamp on the Parker-Longoria divorce decree ending the couple's three year marriage. Eva Longoria, one of the stars of ABC's Desperate Housewives filed for divo...

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Funny story: Eva Longoria Gets All of Her Tattoo Reminders of Tony Parker Lasered Off - Even The One On Her (Blank)

Eva Longoria Gets All of Her Tattoo Reminders of Tony Parker Lasered Off - Even The One On Her (Blank)

LAS VEGAS - One of the stars of the TV prime time soap opera Desperate Housewives was in town visiting one of her four Beso Restaurants. Beso which is Spanish for 'Kiss' has reportedly received the kiss of 'eatery death' as Longoria has filed for...

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Funny story: Eva Longoria Is Desperately Looking For A Tattoo Removal Specialist

Eva Longoria Is Desperately Looking For A Tattoo Removal Specialist

SAN ANTONIO - Eva Longoria, who has already dropped using the name Parker after her maiden name, sat visiting in the home of fellow San Antonians Mr. and Mrs. George Strait. Eva had been invited to the luxurious Strait mansion by the country music...

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Funny story: San Antonio Spurs Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili Warn Tony Parker That If He Comes Near Their Wives They'll Kick Him Back To France

San Antonio Spurs Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili Warn Tony Parker That If He Comes Near Their Wives They'll Kick Him Back To France

SAN ANTONIO - Tony Parker is by no means the first athlete to cheat on his wife. NBA players like English football (soccer) players are sad to say notorious for their marital transgressions. But in the case of the one who calls himself "Frenchy" h...

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Funny story: Eva Longoria-Parker Files For Divorce From San Antonio Spurs Point Guard Tony "WienieBoy" Parker

Eva Longoria-Parker Files For Divorce From San Antonio Spurs Point Guard Tony "WienieBoy" Parker

SAN ANTONIO - Eva Longoria-Parker, who portrays Gabrielle Solis on the ABC hit show Desperate Housewives, has just become a desperate housewife. The 35-year-old Longoria-Parker, who will probably be dropping the Parker part of her name faster than...

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Funny story: The Cleveland Cavaliers Fire Mike Brown - They Plan To Hire Lebron James' African Cousin Mumugawi James

The Cleveland Cavaliers Fire Mike Brown - They Plan To Hire Lebron James' African Cousin Mumugawi James

CLEVELAND - In a move that was not only political, emotional, physical, pathetical, and comical, the Cavaliers organization has fired one of the most successful coaches in NBA history. Mike Brown, who had amassed a career record of 313-19, was fir...

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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Trade Tim Duncan To The Dallas Mavericks For Dirk Nowitzki

The San Antonio Spurs Trade Tim Duncan To The Dallas Mavericks For Dirk Nowitzki

SAN ANTONIO - San Antonio Spurs owner Peter Holt stated that he hated to trade one of the best players to ever wear the silver and black but he says he just got tired of watching Timmy miss free throw after free throw. Holt said that when he first...

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Funny story: San Antonio Spurs Get Swept By The Phoenix Suns - Coach Greg Popovich Plans To Quit To Become a Stand Up Comedian

San Antonio Spurs Get Swept By The Phoenix Suns - Coach Greg Popovich Plans To Quit To Become a Stand Up Comedian

SAN ANTONIO - San Antonio Spurs Coach Greg Popovich had said at the beginning of the NBA season that his San Antonio Spurs had so much talent that if they did not win the whole enchilada (championship), he would quit as coach. The Suns swept the S...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Richard Jefferson Said "No Way."

The Real Reason Richard Jefferson Said "No Way."

SAN ANTONIO - The newest San Antonio Spur Richard Jefferson met with San Antonio's Channel 14 sportscaster Fulano Del Sombrero and talked about his $2 million 'non-wedding.' Right off the Louisville slugger bat, Richard said that he wanted to apol...

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Funny story: NBA Star Richard Jefferson Says, "I Don't"

NBA Star Richard Jefferson Says, "I Don't"

NEW YORK CITY - Former New Jersey Net player and now San Antonio Spur Richard Jefferson was a 'no show' at his own wedding. Jefferson called the whole thing off just 17 minutes before the thing was to have occurred. His fiancee, the gorgeous an...

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