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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Finishes in 33rd Place

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Finishes in 33rd Place

LAS VEGAS - So far 2013, has not been a very good year for NASCAR'S premier female race car driver, Danica Patrick. The 30-year-old has seen an end to her marriage due to the dreaded seven year itch. Plus she has been romantically linked to Da...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's TV Show, The Vampire Threesome Gets The Axe

Paris Hilton's TV Show, The Vampire Threesome Gets The Axe

HOLLYWOOD - Word out of LaLaLand is that the Epitome Television Network has just cancelled The Vampire Threesome. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo there were several reasons why the vampire show which starred Paris Hilton, Russel...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Finds Nadya Suleman AKA Octomom Sexy As Hell

Russell Brand Finds Nadya Suleman AKA Octomom Sexy As Hell

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand recently appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and told the host that he is presently looking for a movie script. The disheveled haired Brand revealed that he is itching to get back on the silver screen and star in a roma...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Russell Brand, and Chelsea Handler To Star In The TV Series - The Vampire Threesome

Paris Hilton, Russell Brand, and Chelsea Handler To Star In The TV Series - The Vampire Threesome

NEW YORK CITY - The Epitome Television Network has just announced plans for a new vampire cable television show The Vampire Threesome. The show will be directed by noted motion picture director Durango Grundyweather, who has been nominated for an...

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Funny story: Russell Brand and Danica Patrick Spotted In Her Race Car At The La Brea Tar Pits

Russell Brand and Danica Patrick Spotted In Her Race Car At The La Brea Tar Pits

LA BREA, California - Rumors recently had the soon-to-be-divorced Danica Patrick involved with Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough. Danica denied the rumors saying that Derek was just helping her get over her depressed state by teaching her...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says The Ann Coulter Affair Rumor Is Not True

Rush Limbaugh Says The Ann Coulter Affair Rumor Is Not True

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh says that he does not appreciate hearing the rumor that he and GOP maven Ann Coulter are involved in a romantic affair. The radio political commentator told GOPicky Magazine that there is no way in hell he would ever...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin and Russell Brand's PDA At The La Brea Tar Pits

Kate Gosselin and Russell Brand's PDA At The La Brea Tar Pits

LA BREA, California - Kate Gosselin and Russell Brand, who broke up in August of 2011, were seen walking hand-in-hand at the famed La Brea Tar Pits. According to several eyewitnesses, Kate was wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers jersey, Daisy Duke short...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Denies The Existence of A Kate Gosselin Sex Tape

Russell Brand Denies The Existence of A Kate Gosselin Sex Tape

LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand came into Kate Gosselin's life right after she had been dumped by American Idol's Steven Tyler. Brand provided Kate with two shoulders on which to lean on and he allowed her to express to him the horrendous hurt she was...

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Funny story: Katy Perry's Friends Warn Her: Stay Away From "Player" Mayer

Katy Perry's Friends Warn Her: Stay Away From "Player" Mayer

BEVERLY HILLS - Katy Perry and her smug boyfriend of four months John Mayer have been seen house hunting in the L.A. area. The 28-year-old Perry has fallen head-over-heels for the man known as "Player" Mayer. John has a history of being the Lef...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Denies She's Cheating On Her Boy-Toy

Jennifer Lopez Denies She's Cheating On Her Boy-Toy

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Lopez recently said that since leaving American Idol she feels a lot more relaxed and has gained some of her confidence back. She noted that she had really missed getting up on the concert stage and performing before 30,...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Missing Russell Brand

Kate Gosselin Missing Russell Brand

CUCAMONGA, California - Kate Gosselin flew to the Left Coast to visit one of her closest friends Sahara Skycrown. She and Sahara drove out to The La Brea Tar Pits and talked about Sahara's upcoming botox sessions. While at the world famous tar...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes: Russell Brand Is Not My New Boyfriend

Katie Holmes: Russell Brand Is Not My New Boyfriend

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Katie Holmes and her daughter Suri flew down to Mexico to go piƱata shopping. Mother and daughter stayed at The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino which is co-owned by American Idol host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest and former Ame...

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Funny story: Katy Perry and John Mayer Told To Lower The Mattress Merriment Decibels

Katy Perry and John Mayer Told To Lower The Mattress Merriment Decibels

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Well it sure does look like Katy Perry has finally and completely gotten over her divorce from Russell "Sniffles" Brand. The I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It singer has been going at it hot and heavy with none other than the walking...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Says He Can't Help His Charles Manson Stare

Russell Brand Says He Can't Help His Charles Manson Stare

EL SEGUNDO - Russell Brand was sitting in The Second Base Bar when he was approached by the bar manager. Brand was told by Guido Gunafoochee that he needed to tone down his enthusiasm a bit as he was using way too many curse words and there were s...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin's Wish Finally Looks Like It's Coming True

Kate Gosselin's Wish Finally Looks Like It's Coming True

HOLLYWOOD - Kate Gosselin flew in to L.A. from her home in Reading, Pennsylvania to meet with executives with The Contempo Television Network (CTN). They wanted to speak to her about the possibility of getting her back on television with her very...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Says No To Getting Back With Russell Brand

Kate Gosselin Says No To Getting Back With Russell Brand

READING, Pennsylvania - It has been nearly two months since Kate Gosselin ended her relationship with Russell "Sniffles" Brand. And the former star of two reality shows Jon and Kate Plus 8 and Kate Plus 8, recently stated that although she admits...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Fantasizing About Tom Cruise

Kate Gosselin Fantasizing About Tom Cruise

HOLLYWOOD - Ever since breaking up with Russell Brand, Kate Gosselin says that she has been feeling quite depressed and trying to figure out how to deal with that empty feeling that she has inside. She says that watching after her eight kids has h...

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