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Funny story: The Madonna - Russell Crowe Feud Gets Ugly

The Madonna - Russell Crowe Feud Gets Ugly

NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the World of Celebrities who loves to get into angry arguments, bitter clashes, venom-spewing squabbles, and antagonistic altercations more than Madonna. For some strange reason known only to her, the 54-year-old...

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Funny story: Dane Cook's Goose Is Cooked!

Dane Cook's Goose Is Cooked!

LOS ANGELES - Ling Chow Rangoon with the iRumors News Agency has just stated that Dane Cook has just joined the ranks of fellow insensitive jerks such as Gilbert Gottfried and Tracy Morgan. And Cook accomplished that by making extremely inappropri...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh, Superhero?

Rush Limbaugh, Superhero?

Conservative pundit Rush Limbaugh stirred controversy last week when he accused Warner Brothers and director Christopher Nolan of using their new, heavily promoted blockbuster Batman movie The Dark Knight Rises as a vile piece of pro-Obama propaganda...

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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Planning A Labor Day Wedding

Anderson Cooper Planning A Labor Day Wedding

NEW YORK CITY - Anderson Cooper the latest well-known celebrity to come out of the 'closet' has just announced that he will be getting married over the Labor Day holidays. Cooper stated that he and his future husband, wife [pick one] will be excha...

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Funny story: The Reasons Mitt Romney Is Taking A Trip To Mexico

The Reasons Mitt Romney Is Taking A Trip To Mexico

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - Mitt Romney has stated that two of his top GOP campaign strategists have made a very good suggestion. Clayvert Vixenvox, 37, and Kipton Silvermintz, 68, have advised him to take a trip down south to sunny old Mexico, or as Ru...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Blames His Decline In Popularity With Women Voters On Rush Limbaugh

Mitt Romney Blames His Decline In Popularity With Women Voters On Rush Limbaugh

PHOENIX - Mitt Romney traveled to Arizona to meet with his old friend John McCain and ask him for some political pointers. The two men met in one of the seven mansions owned by John McCain's wife Cindy. Romney asked McCain what is the best advi...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Is Seriously Considering Naming Rush Limbaugh As His Vice-Presidential Choice

Mitt Romney Is Seriously Considering Naming Rush Limbaugh As His Vice-Presidential Choice

BANGOR, Maine - Mitt Romney's presidential campaign pulled into the town that was made famous by country music artist Johnny Cash with his 50s song "I Drove Up To Bangor, But She Was Gone." Romney, 65, speaking at The Chicken of The Sea Jr. Colleg...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says That He Has Never Received A Massage From John Travolta

Rush Limbaugh Says That He Has Never Received A Massage From John Travolta

NEW YORK CITY - Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh responded to John Travolta massage innuendos by saying he is so angry he is fit to be tied. "El Rusho" caught himself and stated, "Ah make that mad. I'm as mad as a wet hen. Ah, make...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Blames Hurricane Alberto On President Obama

Rush Limbaugh Blames Hurricane Alberto On President Obama

WASHINGTON, D.C. - GOP radio talk show host and conservative commentator Rush Limbaugh, 61, and his much, much younger wife Kathryn, 35, recently attended a music concert at the District of Columbia's brand new Hail To The Chief Coliseum located on M...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Demands To See "The Breastfeeding Mama" Son's Birth Certificate

Rush Limbaugh Demands To See "The Breastfeeding Mama" Son's Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh stated that just when you think you have seen it all here comes Time Magazine with a cover showing a 26-year-old woman openly breastfeeding her little 3-year-old boy who looks like he could be closer to 7. Limbaugh no...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Denies That Her And Rush Limbaugh Were Once Lovers

Joan Rivers Denies That Her And Rush Limbaugh Were Once Lovers

MANHATTAN - Joan Rivers was back at her old stomping grounds in the Big Apple visiting a couple of old friends; her gynecologist, Dr. Abdul Goldengrass and her cellulite specialist, Dr. Okaloosa Luluette Lickachevski. Rivers, who is known as "The...

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Funny story: Kohler Movement Flushes Sales

Kohler Movement Flushes Sales

Stock prices of Kohler Corporation tumbled today after their public announcement that they would no longer sponsor advertisements during the immensely popular Rush Limbaugh show. Kohler's keen marketing executives said that building pressure from t...

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Funny story: The Top Ten Political Etch A Sketch Sayings of The Month

The Top Ten Political Etch A Sketch Sayings of The Month

Ever since Mitt Romney spokesperson Eric "The Red" Fehrnstrom made his Etch A Sketch remark at a political campaign rally at a Pizza Gal Restaurant parking lot in Missoula, Montana, the name of the toy has been used more times than the words "Where's the clicker?" The following list was compiled by the verbiage gathering agency known as Did You Hear That, Inc. which is based in Kalamazoo, Michi...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh's Wife, Kathryn Warns The Cigar Chomper That He Had Better Stop His "Female Bashing"

Rush Limbaugh's Wife, Kathryn Warns The Cigar Chomper That He Had Better Stop His "Female Bashing"

NEW YORK CITY - From the We All Knew It Was Coming Department comes word that GOP radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh's fourth (4th) wife Kathryn has let the old cigar chomper know that she is not happy with his female bashing antics. In a report f...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Reveals Gay Crush for Rush Limbaugh?

Kim Jong Un Reveals Gay Crush for Rush Limbaugh?

Recently a French reporter, Jacques Maison interviewed Kim Jong Un who revealed a bizarre and intimate attraction for Rush Limbaugh, the right-wing radio show host known for his vitriolic tirades against women, liberals and the working class. Apparen...

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Funny story: Sandra Fluke's Attorney States They're Getting Ready To File A $300 Million Lawsuit Against Rush Limbaugh

Sandra Fluke's Attorney States They're Getting Ready To File A $300 Million Lawsuit Against Rush Limbaugh

LOS ANGELES - Georgetown University coed Sandra Fluke has just secured the legal services of one of the country's top attorneys, Ginger Allred, cousin of the widely known Gloria Allred. Miss Fluke stated that Miss Allred agreed to take her case on...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Tells Audience Not To Fall For Liberal Tricks

Rush Limbaugh Tells Audience Not To Fall For Liberal Tricks

Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh told his massive audience today not to fall for all the liberal news doom & gloom about his show. "Every time you turn on the liberal network news and cable news channels, you hear of all this gloom and doom.

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