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Funny story: Rugby world cup final win invalid due to illegal Springboks player

Rugby world cup final win invalid due to illegal Springboks player

The 2007 Rugby World cup has been thrown into turmoil after English Newspaper, the Sun broke the news that full back Percy Montgomery was not eligible to play for the South Africans and as such the World Cup final and possibly the entire tournament...

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Funny story: Sir Ming called out of retirement to train English Rugby Squad

Sir Ming called out of retirement to train English Rugby Squad

The former Lib-Dem leader has been called out of retirement after just one day to serve his country once more. It is hoped that he will make a better trainer than he was politician.

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Funny story: Wales - World Champions of a Sport at Last

Wales - World Champions of a Sport at Last

The rugby shaped void in Welsh School Curriculum's following the Welsh Assembly's decision to ban rugby from Wales has at last been filled with the inventi...

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Funny story: Wayne Barnes Moves To New Zealand

Wayne Barnes Moves To New Zealand

Wayne Barnes has made the unprecedented move of announcing his relocation to Wellington, New Zealand...

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Funny story: Prince Harry And Nelson Mandela In War Of Words Over Shirt-Swapping Plan

Prince Harry And Nelson Mandela In War Of Words Over Shirt-Swapping Plan

Prince Harry and South African ex-con Nelson Mandela, are locked in a war of words over a suggestion that the two may swap shirts at the end of the Rugby World Cup final in Paris at the weekend.

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Funny story: Wales to be 'Rugby Free' by 2010

Wales to be 'Rugby Free' by 2010

Once hailed as the land of rugby and song, the Welsh love affair with the oval ball game is soon to come to an acrimonious end.

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Funny story: Johnny Wilkinson: "Tries Should Be Banned"

Johnny Wilkinson: "Tries Should Be Banned"

Johnny Wilkinson has controversially called upon the International Rugby Board to ban tries from rugby just days ahead of the World Cup final between England and the Springboks.

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Funny story: England Not Looking Forward To South Africa Mauling - Bookies Reflect This

England Not Looking Forward To South Africa Mauling - Bookies Reflect This

England Rugby manager Brian Ashton, jubilant after his team's momentous semi-final win against France on Saturday, has confessed that he isn't looking forward to another drubbing

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Funny story: Rugby: What the Fuck's it all about?

Rugby: What the Fuck's it all about?

Yet again England is in the grip of another surge of Rugby fever. The sport that is largely ignored by 95% of the population, 95% of the time suddenly becomes hugely popular for two weeks every four years when England actually threatens to win somet...

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Funny story: Le Crunch

Le Crunch

Today, millions of truffle sniffing Frenchmen and their mistresses are waking up with a sore head following their country's shameful assault on the England rugby team in the Stade De France last night.

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Funny story: England v France - Pre-Match Assessment

England v France - Pre-Match Assessment

Stade de France, Paris - England coach Brian Ashton has told the French team to not even bother turning up for this evening's Rugby World Cup Semi-Final, 'if they know what's good for them.'...

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Funny story: Welsh Rugby Squad's Latest Opponents

Welsh Rugby Squad's Latest Opponents

We have been given an exclusive on the Welsh Rugby teams latest opponents, Mambie and Asato the Western Lowland Gorillas from Paignton Zoo.

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Funny story: Henri admits underestimating "the frogs"

Henri admits underestimating "the frogs"

(Swansea) Thierry Henri, coach of the defeated SouthSeas XV, has admitted in a post match interview that he may have underestimated the fighting spirit of the French rugby team.

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Funny story: Australia v England Pre-match Assessment

Australia v England Pre-match Assessment

In a possible attempt to stir up old rivalries, Wallaby coach John Connolly has already whinged to quarter-final referee Paddy O'Brien about the England team's ready-to-rumble playing style stating that Olly Barclay hasn'...

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Funny story: Wales Defeated by Fiji in Rugby World Cup, England to Blame

Wales Defeated by Fiji in Rugby World Cup, England to Blame

Following their shock defeat to Fiji, eliminating them from the Rugby World Cup and coach Gareth Jenkins long overdue sacking, the Welsh Rugby Union has spoken to the media about the events leading u...

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Funny story: England Edged Out By South Africa

England Edged Out By South Africa

England pushed South Africa hard in Paris last night, but, in the end, it was the Springboks superior strength, determination, fitness, skill and quality that nudged them clear of the World Cup holders. It was a close game, and from the early exch...

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Funny story: Rugby World Cup Breeds New Style of Yobbo

Rugby World Cup Breeds New Style of Yobbo

Police are bracing themselves for a big shift in public order offences over the next few weeks, as the Rugby World Cup hots up.

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