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Funny story: New Pacific Island Created Out Of Litter - US Invades

New Pacific Island Created Out Of Litter - US Invades

Entrepreneurs are jumping on the new opportunity developing in the middle of the Pacific. The multi national realty conglomerate Glutton Realty has purchased the entity known as the Great Pacific Garbage Patch and is turning it into a new mega-island...

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Funny story: Was McQueen depressed because his frocks were rubbish?

Was McQueen depressed because his frocks were rubbish?

London - (RIP Mess): Swathed in a navy blue dyed Alsatian fur wrap supermodel Kate Moss was the first to arrive at Alexander McQueen's funeral in Knightsbridge today. The 40 year-old dress designer was found hanging in his wardrobe two weeks ago n...

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Funny story: Asian "E-waste mountains" will soon be higher than Everest: Climbers can't wait!

Asian "E-waste mountains" will soon be higher than Everest: Climbers can't wait!

Himalayan peak, Everest, is about to lose it's record of being the highest mountain in the world and Everest climbers are turning their attentions to the latest challenges, E-Mountains! Growing rapidly in India, China and other Asian countries the...

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Funny story: Davina McCall Forcibly Removed From Outside Suburban House

Davina McCall Forcibly Removed From Outside Suburban House

Irritating TV presenter Davina McCall was today forcibly removed by police officers from the road outside a detached residence in suburban Bromley, Kent. It is believed that an injunction was granted to the residence's owners to the effect that Ms...

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Funny story: Pope commends Africa for taking his 'spiritual rubbish'

Pope commends Africa for taking his 'spiritual rubbish'

CONGO Africa - As seen in person by this reporter-infiltrator (I cannot reveal my Bishop alias) in secret Bishop meetings here (which also include the Pope and his wife), the Pope said that Africa was great as prey for his religious rubbish. He said...

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Funny story: Baltimore Allows Plastic Bags, Bans Garbage

Baltimore Allows Plastic Bags, Bans Garbage

Baltimore MD: The Baltimore City Council, by a vote of 13 to 1, today banned ugly looking garbage in the city. Severe fines will be levied on those residents who leave unsightly garbage strewn around their property. However, the council allowed plast...

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Funny story: Yeltsin's not-so-masterplan

Yeltsin's not-so-masterplan

According to the Global EPA, the amount of annual gross domestic waste produced by humans reached a nauseating 17,855 tons, with China contributing to two-thirds of said figure. Due to the general strike of the Chinese Tampon manufacturers women...

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Funny story: Local Councils to use Premier League pitches as rubbish tips

Local Councils to use Premier League pitches as rubbish tips

We all know that the nation faces a rubbish problem. Landfills are at capacity and the amount of rubbish we all produce is at an all time high. But 2 local councils have got creative and may have solved the problem. Viewers of tonight's MOTD and the...

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Funny story: Bin Men ARE Bone Idle Claims Hampshire Resident

Bin Men ARE Bone Idle Claims Hampshire Resident

Hampshire resident Clayton LeMoors sparked further controversy today by telling TheSpoof.com that the bin men who are "supposed" to empty the bins down his street are no better than a bunch of work shy skivers. LeMoors, originally from Zimbabwe bu...

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Funny story: Bin Men Are Not Bone Idle Say Binmen's Union

Bin Men Are Not Bone Idle Say Binmen's Union

The National Union Of Bin Men today reacted angrily to reports that bin men were bone idle and that they 'couldn't be bothered' to empty half of the bins on their rounds. With bins now being emptied fortnightly, the consequences of having an unemp...

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Funny story: Dustbin Remains Unemptied For Third Week

Dustbin Remains Unemptied For Third Week

A dustbin in Wrexham remained uncollected for a third week today, in what local Council officers have called "an oversight". Geraint Whitehead, the tenant whose bin it is, told reporters his rubbish had been piling up like "nobody's business" sinc...

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Funny story: The £100,000 jigsaw

The £100,000 jigsaw

Reeky O'Dour, a binman in Bolton, near Manchester, has scooped the jackpot as he found £100,000 in bin bags. After a six month investigation, in which the police asked several individuals in Aberdeen if they knew anything about it, no owner of the mo...

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Funny story: Space Junk Crashing to Earth on Election Day

Space Junk Crashing to Earth on Election Day

A refrigerator once used on the International Space Station is due to come crashing to Earth on Election Day. McCain and Obama have both been notified of this event and are pushing their voters to vote early. The projected path is Los Angele...

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Funny story: Fed Spends $100,000 To Bailout Two Arkansas Garbage Men

Fed Spends $100,000 To Bailout Two Arkansas Garbage Men

Bunton, Arkansas-In a move that was hailed by environmentalists as its first act of responsibility toward John and Neapolitan Feebleblister, two Bunton garbage men, announced that it has sent $100,000 toward buying them some new clothes and shoes and...

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Funny story: Land fill sites to be a thing of the past

Land fill sites to be a thing of the past

Professor Hugh Jarse revealed today that the Large Halon Collider (LHC) experiment due to take place will be the answer to the current problems associated with refuse disposal. "When the LHC is fired up it will create a black hole. This will give...

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Funny story: Waste Not Want Not

Waste Not Want Not

It has been reported that water companies are considering charging for waste not just by volume as it is at the moment but by how solid the waste it since it takes more to break it down and is therefore more costly. Fluid can easily flow and is e...

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Funny story: Disabled Tortoise Saved from Rubbish Tip

Disabled Tortoise Saved from Rubbish Tip

A 30-year-old disabled tortoise (ingrown toenails and harelip) unwittingly sent to a landfill site with its owner's rubbish, has been found alive. Sheldrake, a greater-crested Galapagos tortoise, owned by Gladys Hawksbill of Margate in Kent, clim...

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