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Funny story: Prince And Princess Split Up

Prince And Princess Split Up

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have had their first argument and are undergoing a "temporary parting of the ways". The Duke is unhappy with the public perception of the former Kate Middleton as being "a lazy mare" as she has not worked since 20...

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Funny story: Royal Couple Stay At Secret Location

Royal Couple Stay At Secret Location

Prince William and his new bride Princess Catherine have spent their first weekend as a married couple at an unnamed location. The happy twosome decided to delay their honeymoon in order to give the former Miss Middleton the opportunity to learn s...

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Funny story: New Scottish Title For William And Kate

New Scottish Title For William And Kate

Prince William and Kate Middleton are taking a Scottish title to commemorate where they first met. The couple first met at St Andrews University 8 years ago and, ever since they decided to get married, they always intended to mark the start of the...

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Funny story: NASA Astronauts Seek New Career, Start Hat Design Business

NASA Astronauts Seek New Career, Start Hat Design Business

Knowing that the space shuttle program is nearing its conclusion, many NASA astronauts have been mulling over what to do with the rest of their lives. At a pub on Friday night, as they watched news coverage of the Royal Wedding, a group of them...

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Funny story: What Television Audiences Didn't See At Kate And Wills Wedding

What Television Audiences Didn't See At Kate And Wills Wedding

A Spoof writer can now report what truly transpired at Westminster Abbey during the wedding of Kate Middleton (a commoner) and Prince William, he of royal blood, or as wobble-head Prince Charles might shrug, "Whatever that means." Seems that when...

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Funny story: Prince William Marries Katie Holmes By Mistake

Prince William Marries Katie Holmes By Mistake

The much anticipated Royal Wedding became a Royal Embarrassment Friday morning. The world watched in horror as Prince William married the wrong Kate--actress Katie Holmes. The Queen was overheard to whisper, "The horror! If he had to marry someon...

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Funny story: Only 24.5 million royal wedding viewers on extraterrestrial TV

Only 24.5 million royal wedding viewers on extraterrestrial TV

Space - The Beeb's Sky At Fright presenter Sir Patrick Moore has blamed a gigantic storm in Saturn's atmosphere for lousy reception in the Delta Quadrant beyond Uranus. Captured on video by NASA'S Cassini probe the tempestuous swirling vortices ar...

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Funny story: Trouble At Glasgow Royal Wedding Party

Trouble At Glasgow Royal Wedding Party

An unofficial party held to celebrate the Royal Wedding ended in chaos and disorder in Glasgow on Friday night. The event, held at Kelvingrove Park, initially went off well as party goers revelled in the sunshine, dancing to the music blaring out...

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Funny story: Boy George Reveals That If He Was Straight He Would Definitely Want To "Boink" Pippa Middleton

Boy George Reveals That If He Was Straight He Would Definitely Want To "Boink" Pippa Middleton

LONDON - Pippa Middleton has just become the most famous maid of honor in the history of weddings. This according to Birmingham Cribworthy of The Bees Knees News Agency. He stated that over 2 billion people watched the Royal Wedding world wide and...

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Funny story: TV cameras in Westminster Abbey prevent child abuse during Royal Wedding

TV cameras in Westminster Abbey prevent child abuse during Royal Wedding

Mums and Dads of the choirboys, drawn from expensive schools throughout the kingdom of London, rejoiced at the Royal Wedding. The extensive coverage of the occasion, by dozens of BBC cameras and microphones, gave them a rare respite from fears o...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Nominated For Academy Award

Royal Wedding Nominated For Academy Award

Hollywood - A special award will be presented at the next Academy Award show to the Royal Wedding itself. Hollywood has been so captivated by this spectacle that they feel it is award-worthy. Director Stephen Schpielberg says, "Royal...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Scandal: How Harry met Philip

Royal Wedding Scandal: How Harry met Philip

Strange reports are beginning to emerge from the palace twenty four hours after the royal bash. A guest, with an insatiable appetite for publicity and a blind ignorance of her own stupidity, broke cover on her facebook page. She reported that the...

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Funny story: Fashion Designers Get a Good Laugh Out of Royal Wedding

Fashion Designers Get a Good Laugh Out of Royal Wedding

Millions gathered for the festivities of the Royal wedding in London recently. The men dressed appropriately, the women done up as far as humanly possible. World wide it is estimated that a billion people watched the wedding on the television. All se...

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Funny story: James Middleton To Be The New Bond

James Middleton To Be The New Bond

Hollywood, CA - After watching the stunningly suave Bible reading given by James Middleton at the royal wedding of his sister Kate, casting agents in Hollywood and the UK have confirmed it is a "done deal" that he will be the new face of Bond - Ja...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Whispered Conversations Decoded

Royal Wedding Whispered Conversations Decoded

While Prince William and Kate Middleton were being married,millions of viewers wondered what their royal whispers meant. Now professional lip reader Tina Lannin has deciphered their words for the rest of us. Here is a transcript: 10:20--William (to brother Harry): "Quite big, isn't it? This wedding." Harry: "Uh, yes. Now let's get on with it. 10:35--William (to Kate): "You look nice."...

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Funny story: PM 'in bed with the Middletons' as mother Mary Cameron named part-owner of racehorse Sohraab

PM 'in bed with the Middletons' as mother Mary Cameron named part-owner of racehorse Sohraab

London - Royal wedding whorse-whisperers knew all along but stayed schtum on No 10 orders to play down the PM's toffness. Now it transpires that Big Dave 'All-In-It-Together' Cameron's family and the Middletons have been a saddling enclosure item...

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Funny story: Posh Victoria Beckham embarrasses Prince William and Kate Middleton and forces termination of Royal Wedding

Posh Victoria Beckham embarrasses Prince William and Kate Middleton and forces termination of Royal Wedding

In mind numbingly stupid scenes, Victoria "Posh" Beckham has responded to the Archbishop of Canterbury's Royal Wedding ceremonial asking of "any reason why this marriage should not proceed" by replying loudly in the affirmative and walking up to the...

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