Obama is no longer the first black president as he turned albino white today during his latest CIA briefing. Apparently the 'men in black' have been hiding some of the more disturbing secrets of the nation from the man who should really know them. N...
Arlington, Virginia - (Atrocious Mess): Clan members of a family persecuted by Ronald Reagan and George Bush Senior have met this weekend to lay flowers on the grave of a former US five star general whose 1983 US Supreme Court testimony laid bare the...
Senator and Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama has privately confirmed his involvement in a sinister plot to overthrow international Forces of Good with the world's most Evil creation: the One Ring of Power.
Washington Zoo - To appease the conservative right in the Republican Party, John McCain has chosen someone even the Gipper himself would have to approve of, Bonzo. In reality Bonzo is the great grandson of the original Bonzo who appeared in movies wi...
When the original commission probed the JFK assassination in 1963, it was named for then Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, Earl Warren. This group found that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone in the murder of the president, created the magic bullet th...
SACRAMENTO, CA -- Recently on the Today Show, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said that popular radio gasbag Rush Limbaugh is "irrelevent." Limbaugh fired back, saying that Schwarzenegger is a "closet liberal" and no R...
Florida - (Rotters): Oblivious to the embarassment that he has heaped on his wife Zsa Zsa Gabor over paternity claims to Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn, feckless wannabe teutonic prince and former sauna/massage parlor manager Hans R...
London - (Associated Mess): Controversial former Labour Northern Ireland Secretary Peter Mandelson is claiming to be the illegitimate issue spawned by Princess Margaret and Ronald Reagan and is going to the High Court this week to stake is claim to P...
(Baltimore) Guests at the 42'nd annual TIVO convention in Baltimore were momentarily "startled" when what appeared to be the former 40th president of the United States, Ronald Reagan showing up complete with presidential podium givin...
Ron Reagan will address the Democratic National Convention on the subject of stem cell research. Ron is the son of Ronald Reagan who was a "B" movie actor and spokesman for General Electric before dying this past month without saying very much about...
Unconfirmed Sources report that the US postal system has been plunged into chaos. Too many streets and towns newly renamed after Ronald Reagan are to blame. Postal employees just don't know where to send the mail!...
LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Ron Reagan, son of former President Ronald Reagan, showed up at a local comedy club only a few days after his father's burial and began to perform telephone-conversation comedy routines made popular once by Bob Newhart.
SIMI VALLEY, Calif. - The tallest man in the world is one of the thousands of people coming to get a first glimpse of the flag-draped casket of Ronald Reagan.
In shocking news from the netherworld, former U.S. President Ronald Reagan, who died this past Saturday, has released his soul from its prison inside the old man's vegetative body. Reagan's soul, which had not been consciously aware of anything goin...
President George W. Bush has declared Friday, June 11 as a National Day of Morning in honor of Dead President Ronald Reagan. It is unknown at this point exactly how a day that is only morning will work, as this has never been tried before, but most r...
Ronald Reagan died Saturday afternoon and within hours both accolades and criticisms of the former actor, President and grandfather of America's Neo Con movement were pouring in from the afterlife. John Edward, host of televisions Crossing Over was q...
DURNBARN, Tenn. -- The first post-life Ronald Reagan sighting has taken place only hours after the former President/actor's death was announced.
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