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Funny story: May 20th 2008: birth centenary of general who exposed Reagan/Bush1 as KGB sickos

May 20th 2008: birth centenary of general who exposed Reagan/Bush1 as KGB sickos

Arlington, Virginia - (Atrocious Mess): Clan members of a family persecuted by Ronald Reagan and George Bush Senior have met this weekend to lay flowers on the grave of a former US five star general whose 1983 US Supreme Court testimony laid bare the...

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Funny story: Obama is Dark Lord, admits forging Ring of Power

Obama is Dark Lord, admits forging Ring of Power

Senator and Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama has privately confirmed his involvement in a sinister plot to overthrow international Forces of Good with the world's most Evil creation: the One Ring of Power.

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Funny story: John McCain Chooses Reagan's Former Co-Star "Bonzo" as Running Mate

John McCain Chooses Reagan's Former Co-Star "Bonzo" as Running Mate

Washington Zoo - To appease the conservative right in the Republican Party, John McCain has chosen someone even the Gipper himself would have to approve of, Bonzo. In reality Bonzo is the great grandson of the original Bonzo who appeared in movies wi...

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Funny story: Second Warren Commission Finds No Shooter Evidence at Grassy Knoll

Second Warren Commission Finds No Shooter Evidence at Grassy Knoll

When the original commission probed the JFK assassination in 1963, it was named for then Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, Earl Warren. This group found that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone in the murder of the president, created the magic bullet th...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger-Limbaugh Feud Heats Up

Schwarzenegger-Limbaugh Feud Heats Up

SACRAMENTO, CA -- Recently on the Today Show, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said that popular radio gasbag Rush Limbaugh is "irrelevent." Limbaugh fired back, saying that Schwarzenegger is a "closet liberal" and no R...

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Funny story: Nancy Reagan dragged into Zsa Zsa husband's Anna Nicole baby fiasco

Nancy Reagan dragged into Zsa Zsa husband's Anna Nicole baby fiasco

Florida - (Rotters): Oblivious to the embarassment that he has heaped on his wife Zsa Zsa Gabor over paternity claims to Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn, feckless wannabe teutonic prince and former sauna/massage parlor manager Hans R...

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Funny story: Margaret's 'illegitimate son' wants Civil List recognition

Margaret's 'illegitimate son' wants Civil List recognition

London - (Associated Mess): Controversial former Labour Northern Ireland Secretary Peter Mandelson is claiming to be the illegitimate issue spawned by Princess Margaret and Ronald Reagan and is going to the High Court this week to stake is claim to P...

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Funny story: Ronald Reagan Apparition shows up at TIVO Convention

Ronald Reagan Apparition shows up at TIVO Convention

(Baltimore) Guests at the 42'nd annual TIVO convention in Baltimore were momentarily "startled" when what appeared to be the former 40th president of the United States, Ronald Reagan showing up complete with presidential podium givin...

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Funny story: Ron Reagan to Talk to Democratic National Convention about Stem Cell Research

Ron Reagan to Talk to Democratic National Convention about Stem Cell Research

Ron Reagan will address the Democratic National Convention on the subject of stem cell research. Ron is the son of Ronald Reagan who was a "B" movie actor and spokesman for General Electric before dying this past month without saying very much about...

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Funny story: US Postal System Nears Collapse!

US Postal System Nears Collapse!

Unconfirmed Sources report that the US postal system has been plunged into chaos. Too many streets and towns newly renamed after Ronald Reagan are to blame. Postal employees just don't know where to send the mail!...

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Funny story: Ronnie admits he liked Newhart better

Ronnie admits he liked Newhart better

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Ron Reagan, son of former President Ronald Reagan, showed up at a local comedy club only a few days after his father's burial and began to perform telephone-conversation comedy routines made popular once by Bob Newhart.

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Funny story: World's tallest man views Reagan casket

World's tallest man views Reagan casket

SIMI VALLEY, Calif. - The tallest man in the world is one of the thousands of people coming to get a first glimpse of the flag-draped casket of Ronald Reagan.

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Funny story: Reagan's Spirit Ascends; Lays D.C to Waste

Reagan's Spirit Ascends; Lays D.C to Waste

In shocking news from the netherworld, former U.S. President Ronald Reagan, who died this past Saturday, has released his soul from its prison inside the old man's vegetative body. Reagan's soul, which had not been consciously aware of anything goin...

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Funny story: National Day of Morning For Ronald Reagan

National Day of Morning For Ronald Reagan

President George W. Bush has declared Friday, June 11 as a National Day of Morning in honor of Dead President Ronald Reagan. It is unknown at this point exactly how a day that is only morning will work, as this has never been tried before, but most r...

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Funny story: Reagan Dead- Critics and Admirers Comment from Afterlife

Reagan Dead- Critics and Admirers Comment from Afterlife

Ronald Reagan died Saturday afternoon and within hours both accolades and criticisms of the former actor, President and grandfather of America's Neo Con movement were pouring in from the afterlife. John Edward, host of televisions Crossing Over was q...

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Funny story: Reagan sightings begin

Reagan sightings begin

DURNBARN, Tenn. -- The first post-life Ronald Reagan sighting has taken place only hours after the former President/actor's death was announced.

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Funny story: A Memorial: Ronald Reagan Meets George Gipp

A Memorial: Ronald Reagan Meets George Gipp

BEL AIRE, CALIFORNIA - Saturday, June 5, 2004. Former President Ronald Reagan finally met the real "Gipper" this afternoon. After living 93 years, Reagan will have a chance to sit down and have a chat with the legendary George Gipp who di...

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