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Funny story: The Highlights and Lowlights of The GOP Las Vegas Debate Featuring Ron "The Old Geezer" Paul

The Highlights and Lowlights of The GOP Las Vegas Debate Featuring Ron "The Old Geezer" Paul

LAS VEGAS - The latest GOP presidential candidate debate looked more like a WWF wrestling cage match without the cage than a civilized political debate. Mitt Romney did not like Rick Perry revealing that he (Old Mittens) had hired 17 illegal alien...

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Funny story: CBS Poll suggests 67% of Voters believe Ron Paul is a Founding Father

CBS Poll suggests 67% of Voters believe Ron Paul is a Founding Father

NEW YORK CITY - A recent CBS poll found that more than two-thirds of Americans believe that Ron Paul is a founding father. Ironically, that is what Ron Paul has been trying to tell the people since the beginning. Each time Ron Paul talks about el...

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Funny story: Ron Paul delivers twin babies before a stump speech

Ron Paul delivers twin babies before a stump speech

MINNESOTA - It was just before noon when Republican Primary Presidential Candidate Ron Paul was about to address a group of farmers about agriculture policy when a woman in the crowd yelped the word baby. As soon as one man called for a doctor, p...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Ready to Endorse Ron Paul

Ron Paul Ready to Endorse Ron Paul

TEXAS - Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul has just picked up more steam in his pursuit for the presidency of the United States of America once again. Formerly employed physician, author, and congressman Ron Paul has decided to endorse Ron Pa...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Said The Rumors About Her And Ron Paul Making Out Are False - Ron Paul Commented "No Comment"

Michele Bachmann Said The Rumors About Her And Ron Paul Making Out Are False - Ron Paul Commented "No Comment"

MUNCIE, Indiana - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour pulled into Muncie where she spoke in the parking lot of a Pompous Pizza Parlor. Bachmann was asked by GOPicky Magazine how she felt she did in the last GOP debate. She giggle...

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Funny story: Americans like Ron Paul clone

Americans like Ron Paul clone

Washington--American people love Ron Paul's ideas and political convictions, but they prefer them to be in the body of Ricky Perry, as evident by the poll numbers. "I think the American public doesn't want a grandpa figure telling them what is wr...

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Funny story: Ron Paul debates alone; suffers historic defeat.

Ron Paul debates alone; suffers historic defeat.

Next week, at the Reuters/University of New Hampshire Republican Presidential Debate, congressman Ron Paul will be on stage alone, according to debate organizers. All other candidates have refused to participate. According to a near unanimous cro...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Sex Doll On Sale Next Week

Ron Paul Sex Doll On Sale Next Week

LOS ANGELES: Republican presidential hopeful Ron Paul, is gearing up for a State-wide tour of California to promote a new life-sized blow-up doll of himself. The 74 year-old Paul is hoping the doll will appeal to liberals in the Democratic party,...

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Funny story: Ron Paul vindicated as $335 bn of gold bullion vanishes from NY Federal Reserve

Ron Paul vindicated as $335 bn of gold bullion vanishes from NY Federal Reserve

New York - Seven thousand metric tonnes of the precious metal have gone missing from the New York Federal reserve according to Texas congressman Ron Paul. The wannabe 2012 GOP presidential candidate fears the $335 billion hoard, last audited at th...

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Funny story: Ran Paul: "What Happens in College, Should Stay in College!"

Ran Paul: "What Happens in College, Should Stay in College!"

Ran Paul, Tea Party candidate for the US Senate, broke his silence today on the accusations of his conduct while in college. "Yes, I did some things while in college that were childlike. I admit that. But, when I was a child, I spoke as a child a...

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Funny story: Ron Paul's Son, Peter, Says Limited Nuclear War Could Be Just What We Need To Get Country Going!

Ron Paul's Son, Peter, Says Limited Nuclear War Could Be Just What We Need To Get Country Going!

Peter Paul, son of Ron Paul and little brother to Rand Paul who is running for the Senate in Kentucky next month, has even managed to startle his own family a bit. "Yeah, that kid", stated Ron Paul, shaking his head. "He's a lot more liberal than...

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Funny story: Ron and Rand Paul Demand Drag Queen RuPaul Change His Name

Ron and Rand Paul Demand Drag Queen RuPaul Change His Name

Ron Paul and Rand Paul, the father/son Libertarians who are doing everything they can to take this county in a totally different direction, are having a hard time convincing people of their sincerity with performers like RuPaul still on the scene. Th...

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Funny story: Specter Loses Pennsylvania Senate Seat After Leaving It Unattended While In Toilet; 'Urine-Ur-Out', chanted Rendell support crowd in spontaneous demonstration outside Senate 'loo'

Specter Loses Pennsylvania Senate Seat After Leaving It Unattended While In Toilet; 'Urine-Ur-Out', chanted Rendell support crowd in spontaneous demonstration outside Senate 'loo'

Senator Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania, who unwisely bolted the Senate floor for a quick trip to the loo today, may now forever lose his plush Senate seat to Rep. Joe Sestak, who apparently has better bladder control. Mr. Specter, 80, lost his 'di...

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Funny story: Ron Paul book's 'sluttish revelations' claim maneater Angelina Jolie put it about a bit

Ron Paul book's 'sluttish revelations' claim maneater Angelina Jolie put it about a bit

New York - (Ass Mess): A new book about Hollywood stars' shagging careers published this week takes a timely swipe at Hollywood legend Angelina Jolie. Decades of Shagging: The True Story, written by US biographer Ron 'Jenny' Paul (Harpy & Coll...

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Funny story: Ron Paul in EU presidential landslide

Ron Paul in EU presidential landslide

Brussels - (Hustings): Low-budget Belgian Prime Monster, Herman Van Ron Paul, first cousin once-removed to the famous Texan statesman, slid to a massive EU presidential victory this week. Van Ron Paul stormed into Pole position after a 50m zloty E...

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Funny story: Lord Ron Paul in £38,000 expenses swindle

Lord Ron Paul in £38,000 expenses swindle

London - (Cash-for-Plonkers): Prime Monster Gorgon Brown's top House of Lords cheerleader Lord 'Ron' Paul is being probed about a £38,000 expenses scam. Paul, 69, claimed the money for maintaining a bijou Westmonster apartment in a plush portered...

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Funny story: Ron Paul City of 25,000 lesbians 'a Chinese Whispers fantasy?'

Ron Paul City of 25,000 lesbians 'a Chinese Whispers fantasy?'

Ron Paul City, Sweden - (Muff Bluff): The government has shrugged off a Chinese Whispers campaign that claims the northern Swedish settlement of Ron Paul City has a population of 25,000 lesbians. "Wrong, wrong, wrong!" the City's mayor Valkyrie S...

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