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Funny story: Rolling Stone Charlie Watts says: 'While the others (except Bill) had passionate sex I wrote all the Stones songs'

Rolling Stone Charlie Watts says: 'While the others (except Bill) had passionate sex I wrote all the Stones songs'

The Rolling Stones have been the 'world's greatest rock'n'roll band' for decades. Now two of the original members, Charlie Watts and Bill Wyman, revealed sensational new facts about the band's history in interviews. Charlie Watts is always regar...

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Funny story: Rolling Stoned Rocks Afghanistan

Rolling Stoned Rocks Afghanistan

Rolling Stoned, the clairvoyant, known for his crystal gazing powers, has been rocking the nation of Afghanistan. He has excited Barrack Obama, U.S. President, by declaring that the struggle in Afghanistan has nothing to do with Terrorism. 'The...

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Funny story: Jagger/Richards: crack appearing in General McChrystal-Meth mess

Jagger/Richards: crack appearing in General McChrystal-Meth mess

Washington AC/DC - (Sympathy 4 The Devil Mess): The Glimmer Twins were quick to react today to the public furor surrounding beleaguered General Stanley McChrystal. Their US PR commented Let's Spin the Fight Together this afternoon as President Ob...

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Funny story: Top Commander in Afghanistan Replaced by Sergeant

Top Commander in Afghanistan Replaced by Sergeant

General Stanley A. McChrystal, the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan, was forced to step down from his post today. His replacement, Master Sergeant Goober Heap, will assume his duties immediately. McChrystal's position became untenable after he gave...

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Funny story: "Tax-Haven Exile on Mainline Street Value" Back at Number One After 80 Years

"Tax-Haven Exile on Mainline Street Value" Back at Number One After 80 Years

The Stoned Shambolics are back at UK Number 1 for the first time since Recycled Stale Self-Parody Live hit the top spot 16 years ago, writes Ruby Tuesday, Antiques Correspondent. The Recalibrated version of signature heyday album Tax-Haven Exile o...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul, Michelle "The First Mama" Obama, and The Rolling Stones To Appear On The American Idol Finale Show

Paula Abdul, Michelle "The First Mama" Obama, and The Rolling Stones To Appear On The American Idol Finale Show

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of American Idol have just announced that the season's finale which will pit Ohioan Lee DeWyze against the Illinois girl Crystal Bowersox will be one for the books. Simon Shindlebocker, AI producer said that they are stil...

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Funny story: Now 43, Justin Bieber Reflects on Life & Career

Now 43, Justin Bieber Reflects on Life & Career

Rolling Stone, April 24, 2037 -- The spring air was crisp, but pleasant outside of Justin Bieber's unlikely summer home located out on the swamps of Louisiana. "I enjoy this time of year," the Stratford, Ontario, native says, "because the weather...

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Funny story: Keith Richards' Autobiography All A Bit Hazy

Keith Richards' Autobiography All A Bit Hazy

London - Executive Editors from a major international publishing house met this morning in order to discuss reports that Keith Richards' upcoming autobiography isn't all it's cracked up to be. The Rolling Stones guitarist - a notorious 'caner' sig...

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Funny story: The Rolling Stones Are Asked To Write A New Theme Song For "The Vampire Dairies"

The Rolling Stones Are Asked To Write A New Theme Song For "The Vampire Dairies"

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Mick Jagger and Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones were both vacationing down in beautiful, scenic, romantic Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, but not in a gay way, when Jagger received a phone call from Manolo Middlezuck, producer o...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle To Record A Duet With Nadine Coyle of Girls Aloud

Susan Boyle To Record A Duet With Nadine Coyle of Girls Aloud

LONDON - Susan Boyle has announced that she will be going into the recording studio and recording a song with Nadine Coyle of Girls Aloud. Boyle said that she recently received an email from Coyle telling her that her version of "Wild Horses" is t...

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Funny story: Sales of Rolling Stones Albums Go Through The Roof Thanks To American Idol

Sales of Rolling Stones Albums Go Through The Roof Thanks To American Idol

LONDON - Rolling Stone lead singer Mick Jagger sat in the spacious living room of his mansion in St. John's Wood as happy as a midget in Beyonce's knickers. The 66-year-old Rolling Stone said that his agent Watson Birnbeck, called him up and told...

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Funny story: Katie Stevens Has "Never Actually Been Dragged Away by Wild Horses," Says Kara DioGuardi

Katie Stevens Has "Never Actually Been Dragged Away by Wild Horses," Says Kara DioGuardi

LOS ANGELES, California - One of the most lackluster Top 12 groups in America's Got Idols history had to face the legendary Rolling Stones' songbook Tuesday night, but Kara DioGuardi continued to demonstrate an unwillingness to cut younger performers...

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Funny story: Keith Richards in Israeli Intelligence Scandal

Keith Richards in Israeli Intelligence Scandal

Keith Richards, a guitarist with The Rolling Stones, now aged sixty-six has finally admitted that he has been working for the Israeli secret service since 1961. He had been recruited whilst at Sidcup Technical College when an Israeli classmate realis...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp and Taylor Swift to Star As Keith Richards and Mick Jagger in Rolling Stones Biopic

Johnny Depp and Taylor Swift to Star As Keith Richards and Mick Jagger in Rolling Stones Biopic

The announcement of a Rolling Stones biopic by Hollywood has excited both the worlds of music and movies. Announcements of the stars drove fans even more wild to "Get No Satisfaction." Johnny Depp will play Keith Richards in the biopic. Said Dep...

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Funny story: Great Britain's Oldest Groupie Anita Pallenberg Will Soon Turn 65 (Age Not Tricks)

Great Britain's Oldest Groupie Anita Pallenberg Will Soon Turn 65 (Age Not Tricks)

LONDON - Anita Pallenberg, who is considered to be England's oldest band groupie will turn 65, on January 25. The Chichester native originally met the Rolling Stones in Munich, Germany in 1965. She instantly began a two year affair with the late S...

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Funny story: Ronnie Wood Getting Ready To Rumble

Ronnie Wood Getting Ready To Rumble

Reports coming in to this office suggest that Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood 62, is psyching himself up to give Jonas Altberg aka Basshunter a bloody good kicking, when he comes out of the CBB house. Wood is furious that Jonas has been makin...

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Funny story: Sacked Stones Guitarist Joins Bonkettes

Sacked Stones Guitarist Joins Bonkettes

Rolling Stones guitarist Ron Wood, who simply exemplified how stupid old geezers can be, by running off with a 21 year old Russian gold digger named Ekaterina, who was in no way in it for the money, today revealed how stupid he really is. "She was...

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