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Funny story: Blagojevich Sells Kennedy NY Seat

Blagojevich Sells Kennedy NY Seat

Rod Blagojevich who is closer to impeachment than Monica was to Slick's willie is now infamous for political bribery. The FBI investigations however have focused on the rank world of Chicago corruption. His crass bidding war for the Obama Senate...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Arrested Again

Blagojevich Arrested Again

After an all-day man-hunt with four helicopters, 1,000 law enforcement officers, and twenty hound dogs, Governor Rod Blagojevich was arrested again last night after new charges were brought against him.. According to Illinois Attorney General Bre...

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Funny story: Blogojevich to plead No Contest in Guns N' Roses Chinese Kleptocracy leak

Blogojevich to plead No Contest in Guns N' Roses Chinese Kleptocracy leak

Chicago, Illinois - (Ass Mess): Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is to plead No Contest in the leaking the of the "Nein!" Germanic tracks prior to the release of Guns N' Roses' new album Chinese Kleptocracy. LA Prosecutors have accused him of lea...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Resigns

Blagojevich Resigns

Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich resigned Saturday amid intense pressure from the media, politicians, and street rats. Blagojevich was defiant in his departure, insisting that he is innocent and that "history will judge me favorably." The resigna...

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Funny story: Gov. Rod Blagojevich: "Let me walk or else a Republican will get it [Obama's open U.S. Senate seat that is]"

Gov. Rod Blagojevich: "Let me walk or else a Republican will get it [Obama's open U.S. Senate seat that is]"

Chicago, Illinois - With a fountain pen in hand, Governor Rod Blagojevich held the entire State of Illinois and the Democratic Party hostage today, threatening to sign a piece of parchment appointing a Republican to Barack Obama's vacant U.S. Senate...

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Funny story: Obama Economic Plan: Auction Congressional Seats On eBay?

Obama Economic Plan: Auction Congressional Seats On eBay?

(Chicago-Illinois) In the shadow of current Illinois Governor (and soon to be sharing living space with a 300 pound White Aryan Nation member named Pile Driver) Blagojevich's FBI investigation, the Obama Economic Team is alleged to have proposed a pl...

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Funny story: Blagojevich's Lament

Blagojevich's Lament

What Makes The Illinois Governor Wake Up at Night in a Cold, Wet Sweat When the Demons Come There once was a Governor named Blagojevich Whose well-oiled politics hummed till there came a glitch He tried a Senate seat to sell For that he may be going to jail Where he'll oil his cell-mates' backs whenever they get an itch.

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Funny story: Obama Claims that He Cannot Even Speak Blagojevich

Obama Claims that He Cannot Even Speak Blagojevich

Barack Obama has been insisting that he and his staff have had no contact with Illin' Guv Rod and his Senatorial Auction Block. Murmurrings across Chicago and Washington have cast a pale over the President-Elect's claims (Shadow is now on the lis...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to Star as Roxie in New Chicago Musical

Sarah Palin to Star as Roxie in New Chicago Musical

Windy City, Illinois - Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's star-power has landed her the leading role in a new production of the hit musical Chicago. The most Googled person in the universe is to star in a remake of the gangster musical that will be lo...

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Funny story: Governor Blagojevich Was Indiscreet, Maybe

Governor Blagojevich Was Indiscreet, Maybe

Unless Governor Blagojevich of Illinois has a Swiss bank account or an account in the Grand Cayman Islands, proving the Governor took some bleeping money, Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald doesn't have much of a case against Blago except for using bad language over the telephone and maintaining a disastrous, Moe Howard, (Three Stooges) hairdo. Guys over ten should not wear bangs. After ten,...

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Funny story: Jocko Jackson is Candyass # 5 in Blagogayvitch's Wig Gate

Jocko Jackson is Candyass # 5 in Blagogayvitch's Wig Gate

Affidavits presented at the arraignment of the Illinois Governor seem to identify Michael Jocko Jackson as the candidate who promised the Guv one thousand kisses for a chance to chaperone Senate interns. Jackson is also apparently involved in imp...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Denies Naming Self to Senate Seat

Blagojevich Denies Naming Self to Senate Seat

Embattled Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich denied allegations that he was going to name himself to the senate seat vacated by President-elect Barack Obama. "I have never considered myself for the position of Senator." Governor Blagojevich told m...

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Funny story: Alaska state corruption relegated to also-ran amid 'Governor Blagojevich tried to sell Obama's ass!' reports

Alaska state corruption relegated to also-ran amid 'Governor Blagojevich tried to sell Obama's ass!' reports

Chicago, Illinois - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The FBI has downgraded the notorious Alaskan Corrupt Bastards Club to also-ran status after fabled US state prosecutor Patrick FitzGerald nailed Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich yesterday on multiple ch...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Sells House Too

Blagojevich Sells House Too

Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, under fire for trying to sell Barack Obama's US Senate seat, is catching more trouble over his efforts to sell his house. Recent allegations indicate Blagojevich was engaged in a wide variety of corrupt behaviors...

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Funny story: Blago and Koko: Blagojevich Admits Koko Gives Him All of His Ideas

Blago and Koko: Blagojevich Admits Koko Gives Him All of His Ideas

Chicago - Just when you thought you'd heard it all with regard to Illinois' travesty of a Governor Rod Blagojevich, better known these days as Blago, now comes the cake.

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