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Funny story: Chiswick Literature Lovers Riot Over Controversial Book

Chiswick Literature Lovers Riot Over Controversial Book

A leafy west London suburb was once again clearing up and counting the costs after a night of violence, believed to have been sparked by the now infamous book The Dorking Review. The trouble began after previously unknown internet comic genius Mar...

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Funny story: US $16 muffins cause riots in Washington!

US $16 muffins cause riots in Washington!

The financially strapped US government have decided that the misery they and their bankers caused has nothing to do with them and decided to carry on just like they did before the crisis started; living a life of audacious decadence. The US govern...

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Funny story: France Mourns Day Of Civility

France Mourns Day Of Civility

A day has passed in Paris without a single demonstration, leaving locals and commuters in a state of disbelief. No one has witnessed Paris so deserted since the day French citizens were called to defend their capital all the way back in 1940. A G...

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Funny story: Rioting Youths Deemed Too Employable By Department For Work And Pensions

Rioting Youths Deemed Too Employable By Department For Work And Pensions

The Honorable Symian Rench'Fister O.B.E, D.C.O, G.I.T, Senior Secretary at the Department for Works and Pensions. Broke away from official governmental policy today. Stating at a press conference, that the recent spate of civil disorder in Britain ha...

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Funny story: Mass Murderers not jailed due to looters taking their places

Mass Murderers not jailed due to looters taking their places

In news that is bound to scandalise the Daily Mail, it has been revealed that if rioters are imprisoned in the way that they have been, soon proper, hardened criminals may be let back out onto the streets, as prisons are nearly full to bursting. J...

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Funny story: Kaiser Chief's "Riot" song gets rapped by the Police Chiefs

Kaiser Chief's "Riot" song gets rapped by the Police Chiefs

The Kaiser Chiefs have caused, er, a riot, having decided to reissue their hit song "I predict a riot". As a result of recent events in the capital, not to mention Birmingham, Manchester and Bristol (oops sorry, have just mentioned Birmingham, Man...

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Funny story: Joan Collins Admits Her Porn Films The Stud and Bitch Led to Riots & Breakdown in British Values

Joan Collins Admits Her Porn Films The Stud and Bitch Led to Riots & Breakdown in British Values

A tearful Joan Collins has finally broken her silence since the UK riots and admitted that her soft porn films in the 1970s made when she was a struggling and naive middle aged actress, has had a big part to play in the breakdown of British good mann...

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Funny story: 'Queen too bloody lazy for riots visit' angry shopkeepers reckon

'Queen too bloody lazy for riots visit' angry shopkeepers reckon

Manchester - Substituting Palace Z-listers and tag-along wannabes for Old Fatty Mountbatten dragging her arse down is no excuse, disgusted riot-torn Mancunians warned today. "Too damn scared hoodies will torch her bonnet, eh?" retired kebab caff o...

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Funny story: Hideous over-embellished outfit and manic hair-flicking as Kate Middleton 'comforts' traumatised Brum

Hideous over-embellished outfit and manic hair-flicking as Kate Middleton 'comforts' traumatised Brum

Birmingham - The latest rash of Palace riot tourism hit Birmingham today with the arrival of royal eyesores William and Kate. Bewildered locals were subjected to an hour of Middleton's relentless hair-flicking as the grief-gawping walkabout procee...

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Funny story: Cameron Threatens Closure of Independent Fried Chicken Shops - Talk of KFC Conspiracy

Cameron Threatens Closure of Independent Fried Chicken Shops - Talk of KFC Conspiracy

In an effort to encourage community wide responsibility the government has announced another round of punitive measures, which according to liberal lefties, risks further alienating those at the margins of society. To deter a repeat of anymore riots...

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Funny story: Rioting Spreads to Scotland

Rioting Spreads to Scotland

In scenes reminiscent of recent events in Tottenham, parts of Glasgow have now become no-go areas. Today, ordinary people trying to enter George Square are being stopped by police in an attempt to maintain order. Many of the shops, caf├ęs and busin...

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Funny story: Sex Life Among Tories Increased Under the Riot - They Got a Sexual High Similar to Cocaine Users

Sex Life Among Tories Increased Under the Riot - They Got a Sexual High Similar to Cocaine Users

A joint study between Spectator magazine and Razzle have shown that there was a spike in die hard Tories indulging in sexual activity on the night of the London riots. As parts of London were besieged by looting mobs, couples in places like Wandswor...

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Funny story: Toddler Convicted For Inciting Riot - Government Praises Tough Justice as Child Shows No Remorse

Toddler Convicted For Inciting Riot - Government Praises Tough Justice as Child Shows No Remorse

In a landmark case a judge in London has condemned a toddler, to five years hard labour for mouthing the words 'mummy riot, mummy riot' and shaking his rattle at the same time, whilst taken for a stroll by his nanny in London's wealthy enclave of No...

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Funny story: David Cameron Vows To Dismantle the Inner Cities and Return to Peasant Values - The Whitney Project

David Cameron Vows To Dismantle the Inner Cities and Return to Peasant Values - The Whitney Project

This week David Cameron launched a radical new initiative to reorganise British society, not seen in the Western world since the industrial revolution, in order to combat the spread of gangster culture within British cities. Cameron also confirmed th...

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Funny story: London Riots; David Cameron Accused of Orchestrating Riots After a Tiff With His Wife on Their Tuscan Holiday

London Riots; David Cameron Accused of Orchestrating Riots After a Tiff With His Wife on Their Tuscan Holiday

In shocking new low for UK politics, the prime minister has been accused, following investigations by website Yummy Mummy, that he engineered the London riots so that he could come back early from his Tuscan holiday. The nation is reeling as even...

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Funny story: Ex-NYPD chief 'advising Cameron on dealing with Obama's other illegitimate miscreants' - report

Ex-NYPD chief 'advising Cameron on dealing with Obama's other illegitimate miscreants' - report

London - A DNA lab specialising in identifying the bastard offspring of Global Piss Process luminaries is working flat out this weekend. Reports that fabled former New York police chief Bill Bratton has been parachuted in to help David Cameron 'ta...

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Funny story: Cops "Pissed Off" With 'Do Nothing Dave' As Government Calls In Top US Cop Bill Bratton

Cops "Pissed Off" With 'Do Nothing Dave' As Government Calls In Top US Cop Bill Bratton

British police officers of all ranks are reported to be seriously "pissed off" by David Cameron's decision to bring in US former New York and LA police commissioner, Bill Bratton. Who is expected to act in an advisory capacity, with regard to dealing...

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