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Funny story: Rihanna Hammered and Booted

Rihanna Hammered and Booted

Rihanna was sensationally booted out of a nightclub in the early hours of yesterday morning. Well not quite, but witnesses say she was "pissed and acting like a slapper". Things got even more "Disturbia" as she began acting like "She was the only gir...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Says Rihanna Needs To Have Her Head Examined

Joan Rivers Says Rihanna Needs To Have Her Head Examined

NEW YORK CITY - The undisputed "Queen of Mean" has said that Rihanna has just made one of the most ignorant remarks in the history of ignorant remarks. Rivers was referring to the interview the Barbados songstress did with Oprah "Yo Yo" Winfrey.

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Funny story: John Mayer Lusting For Rihanna

John Mayer Lusting For Rihanna

SAN FRANCISCO - Singer John Mayer was recently in San Francisco taking a tour of Alcatraz Prison. He related to Tittle Tattle Tonight that he has always been fascinated by the old prison which shut down in 1963, due to an infestation of vampire bats.

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Funny story: Rihanna Says That Chris Brown Is Really A Nice Guy

Rihanna Says That Chris Brown Is Really A Nice Guy

LOS ANGELES - Rihanna recently sat down with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and made some startling comments. The Barbados beauty who was assaulted by her then boyfriend Chris Brown in 2009, now says that it was really not Chris's fault.

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Funny story: Tattoo-Crazy Rihanna Gets Tat #16

Tattoo-Crazy Rihanna Gets Tat #16

VENICE BEACH - One of Rihanna's closest friends Celestina "Muffy" Dutzernova has expressed concern and worry that the Barbados beauty is getting carried away with her body tattoos. Miss Dutzernova told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres...

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Funny story: Rihanna Getting Back With Chris Brown

Rihanna Getting Back With Chris Brown

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - Rihanna was in town visiting her Uncle Toby, who is an unemployed circus clown. After visiting with him she spoke with Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors at The Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner. The "We Found Love" singer was aske...

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Funny story: Rihanna To Guest Star With Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens on The Zombie Chronicles

Rihanna To Guest Star With Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens on The Zombie Chronicles

HOLLYWOOD - Charleen Belle Pinnzucker, the producer of The Zombie Chronicles has just announced that Barbados beauty Rihanna will be appearing in an upcoming episode. Pinnzucker stated that Rihanna actually called her up and told her that she had...

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Funny story: The Reason Rihanna Cancelled Her Nude Appearance In PlayGuy Mens Magazine

The Reason Rihanna Cancelled Her Nude Appearance In PlayGuy Mens Magazine

SAN FRANCISCO - Rihanna was in the audience watching her good friend Beyonce perform before a cheering crowd at The Ipso Facto Coliseum. Half way through the show Beyonce asked Rihanna to join her on stage and she did. The two sang the old Beatles...

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Funny story: "Rhianna Has Shaved Her Head And Dyed Her Scalp Green!" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

"Rhianna Has Shaved Her Head And Dyed Her Scalp Green!" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Shocking news just in from Las Vegas - as it's revealed that Rihanna has shaved all the hair off her head and dyed her scalp green, partially in honour of the Irish football team at the European Championships, and partly because she wants to repeat t...

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Funny story: Rihanna Desperate For Money Puts Her Caribbean Island, St. Songstress, On The Market For $8.3 Million

Rihanna Desperate For Money Puts Her Caribbean Island, St. Songstress, On The Market For $8.3 Million

BROOKLYN - Rihanna was in Brooklyn visiting her cousin Agrafina Fannyfitz, 22, who had just had a baby girl. The baby named Rapunzelina Fannyfitz is being regarded as one of the biggest babies to ever be born in Brooklyn. Dr. Offenhauser F. Qui...

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Funny story: The Film "Battleship" Sinks - Rihanna Is So Devastated It Is Affecting Her Singing Voice

The Film "Battleship" Sinks - Rihanna Is So Devastated It Is Affecting Her Singing Voice

HOLLYWOOD - There wasn't an iceberg in sight but the blockbuster alien invasion naval action flick has capsized. Luckily there were plenty of lifeboats on board and stars Rihanna, Brooklyn Decker, Liam Neeson, Kyle Kim Shimabukuro, Hyoe Joe Takaha...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna Seen Playing Tonsil Hockey On Catalina Island

Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna Seen Playing Tonsil Hockey On Catalina Island

CATALINA ISLAND - It appears that Rihanna keeps doing things to confuse her multitude of fans and keep them guessing as to what she is doing and whom she is doing it with. A few weeks ago there was rampant speculation that Rihanna had gotten back...

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Funny story: Rihanna Talks Openly About Her "Switch Hitting" Rumors

Rihanna Talks Openly About Her "Switch Hitting" Rumors

MALIBU - Barbabos songstress Rihanna and her BFF Melissa Forde were out on the town and caused quite a stir as they walked hand-in-hand into the exquisite Ristorante Giorgio Baldi formerly The Jellyfish Tentacles Bar & Grill. Carolina Chipotle...

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Funny story: Ke$ha To Be The Opening Act On Rihanna and Chris Brown's "Forgiveness Concert Tour"

Ke$ha To Be The Opening Act On Rihanna and Chris Brown's "Forgiveness Concert Tour"

ATLANTA - A spokesperson for hip hop rapper Chris Brown has just announced that the plans for The 2012 Rihanna and Chris Brown "Forgiveness Concert Tour" have been finalized. The couple will kick off their 29-city concert tour at The Tumblin' Tumb...

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Funny story: Rihanna To Entertain The U.S. Troops Stationed In Detroit

Rihanna To Entertain The U.S. Troops Stationed In Detroit

DETROIT - The honorable Flodell McJefferson, mayor of the city of Detroit just received a fantastic text message. Mayor Mack J, as the people of MoTown refer to him, spoke at a news conference and happily announced that the text message he had rec...

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Funny story: Rihanna Says She Loves Chris Brown and She Has Forgotten All About The Cuts, Bruises, Scrapes, and Abrasions

Rihanna Says She Loves Chris Brown and She Has Forgotten All About The Cuts, Bruises, Scrapes, and Abrasions

ATLANTA - Rihanna and Chris Brown were recently spotted having a nice cozy dinner at Hotlanta's IHIPHOP Soul Food Restaurant. The stunning Barbados beauty was wearing a tight-fitting pink T-shirt that read: I Have 4-Given Chrissy. Chris Brown m...

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Funny story: Rihanna and Chris Brown To Move In Together

Rihanna and Chris Brown To Move In Together

BRIGHTON BEACH, Barbados - In what many people are calling an unbelievable turn of events, it now appears that former lovers Rihanna and Chris Brown appear to have put the past behind them - way behind them. Afro Sheen Magazine's March edition has...

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