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Funny story: Republicans Set Brackets for 2012 Nomination

Republicans Set Brackets for 2012 Nomination

Special to INS - The Republican National Committee (RNC) has set the brackets for the 2012 nominating convention to be held in Tampa, Florida, starting in August 2012. Top seed is Mitt Romney, despite the fact that his political history reads like a...

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Funny story: Rick Perry Promised to Draw Distinctions Between Himself, the Black American, and the African American

Rick Perry Promised to Draw Distinctions Between Himself, the Black American, and the African American

IOWA - As Rick Perry was stepping out of his bullet proof deluxe edition of his sports utility vehicle pumping Jay-Z's 'Can I get…..' at a hunting preserve, he told reporters, "It's time for brand new colors, colors that Crayola hasn't even imagined.

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Hangs up on Sarah Palin After Being Called Witch

Michele Bachmann Hangs up on Sarah Palin After Being Called Witch

MINNESOTA - In what has been dubbed the most disappointing political campaign narrative out of the rank and file presidential hopefuls, Sarah Palin made an effort to interrupt her new reality show, "Bristol's not the boss," and give Michele Bachmann...

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Funny story: Rick Perry Reveals That He Has Documented Proof That Mitt Romney Wears A Toupee

Rick Perry Reveals That He Has Documented Proof That Mitt Romney Wears A Toupee

AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry was in his campaign bus heading up towards Dallas on his Good Old Boy Bus Tour while listening to some music by that little old band from Texas, ZZ Top. Perry was accompanied on the tour by Pico de Gallo, a reporter wi...

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Funny story: Herman Cain's New 9-0-9 Tax Plan Taxes The World

Herman Cain's New 9-0-9 Tax Plan Taxes The World

DETROIT - In what has been dubbed the bravest political idea since President Obama promised to change the way politics is done in Washington, Republican presidential hopeful, Herman Cain has revised and redefined his original 9-9-9 tax plan to sound...

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Funny story: Rick Perry Vowed to Freeze Romney's Assets if He Touched Him Again

Rick Perry Vowed to Freeze Romney's Assets if He Touched Him Again

LAS VEGAS - What happened in Vegas will always carry with you. So says Rick Perry, the lagging Republican primary presidential candidate, who knew about that principle before he was governor of Texas. Perry brought athlete's foot back to Texas during...

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Funny story: The Highlights and Lowlights of The GOP Las Vegas Debate Featuring Ron "The Old Geezer" Paul

The Highlights and Lowlights of The GOP Las Vegas Debate Featuring Ron "The Old Geezer" Paul

LAS VEGAS - The latest GOP presidential candidate debate looked more like a WWF wrestling cage match without the cage than a civilized political debate. Mitt Romney did not like Rick Perry revealing that he (Old Mittens) had hired 17 illegal alien...

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Funny story: Republicans Attack Obama for Making the World a Safer Place

Republicans Attack Obama for Making the World a Safer Place

Michelle Bachmann joined the other Republican presidential candidates today in condemning Obama for the killing of Libyan leader Moammar Gaddafi. "Do you know how hard it is to find good kowtowing dictators?" said Bachmann, echoing the sentiment...

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Funny story: Gov. Rick Perry Calls Michelle Bachmann A "Racc**n" On Sunday New's Show

Gov. Rick Perry Calls Michelle Bachmann A "Racc**n" On Sunday New's Show

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL: Today, on one of the most watched Sunday political new's shows, Texas Governor Rick Perry, when asked if he had any comment regarding Michelle Bachmann's description of him being a "redneck Republican," he replied: "Despite...

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Funny story: Governor Rick Perry Hits Back At Herman Cain And Puts The Pizza Dude In His Place

Governor Rick Perry Hits Back At Herman Cain And Puts The Pizza Dude In His Place

SAN ANTONIO - Texas Governor Rick Perry was in San Antonio as the guest of honor at an old-fashioned Texas-style barbecue that had been thrown in his honor by San Antonio natives George Strait and David Robinson at the former San Antonio Spurs palati...

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Funny story: Perry reveals 9-1-1 plan, says it's just what a country in crisis needs

Perry reveals 9-1-1 plan, says it's just what a country in crisis needs

HARFOLD, Vt.--Donning a hardhat and speaking to 27 workers at the Harfold Tool & Die, presidential candidate Rick Perry introduced his latest plan to save the nation, the 9-1-1 plan. The plan calls for the drilling for oil in most every unexpl...

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Funny story: Iowa Governor to Pull the Plug on Grandma

Iowa Governor to Pull the Plug on Grandma

Des Moines (AP) According to Iowa's Commission on Aging, Governor Terry Branstad's six-month old Pull the Plug on Grandma initiative is exceeding all expectations. This Des Moines pilot program, enacted last March to address the slothful behavior of...

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Funny story: New Bluegrass Hit Inspired by Perry's Recent Troubles

New Bluegrass Hit Inspired by Perry's Recent Troubles

You need two things to enjoy this -- knowledge of the "N****r Head" scandal affecting the Perry campaign, and the tune to "Rocky Top" by the Osborne Brothers. Wish that I was at old N****r Head Off in the West Texas hills
 Ain't no colored folks on N****r Head Ain't no telephone bills. Once I had a girl on N****r Head
 Half Black the other half Sp*c.
 Paw found out and smacked me on...

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Funny story: Perry claims to have misread hunting camp name

Perry claims to have misread hunting camp name

HARFOLD, Vt.--Texas Governor Rick Perry is again on the defensive, this time due to a revelation that he'd hunted at and brought guests to a hunting lodge that carried the name Niggerhead. "I thought it was Nigerhead, like the fish," said Perry sp...

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Funny story: Governor Perry Loses Noodle While Noodling Catfish With His Noodle

Governor Perry Loses Noodle While Noodling Catfish With His Noodle

In Texas back in May, as thousands of teachers prepared to be layed off due to budget cuts Sen. Bob Deuell said he's never noodled, but that the bill needed to be passed for the "noodlers of Texas." What is noodling? It is simply one of the more b...

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Funny story: Rick Perry to debate Democrat Rick Perry

Rick Perry to debate Democrat Rick Perry

Washington--Governor Rick Perry plans on debating Democrat Rick Perry next week. "I think it is time I debate against a strong candidate, not like those goof balls in the Republican party." Governor Rick Perry told reporters. "I feel that Dem...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Admits That She Accidentally Voted For Chaz Bono On Dancing With The Stars

Michele Bachmann Admits That She Accidentally Voted For Chaz Bono On Dancing With The Stars

DETROIT - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour rolled into the Motor City where she hopes to pick up some votes from unemployed auto workers who wouldn't mind having a female president. As she spoke to a crowd of fourteen (14) tha...

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