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Funny story: Atheist fundamentalists claim religious discrimination!

Atheist fundamentalists claim religious discrimination!

Children's author, evolution crackpot and atheist fundamentalist Richard Dawkins has been given the cold shoulder by the Wyndgate Country Club in Rochester Hills, Michigan. The club wants nothing to do with Dawkins atheist dogma and has cancelled the...

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Funny story: Dawkins too busy to defeat opponent!

Dawkins too busy to defeat opponent!

Outspoken self opinionated atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot children's author Richard Dawkins, has yet again refused to debate. His usual bully boy tactics of sparring against TV presenters, ordinary laypersons and hecklers at his own...

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Funny story: All aboard the atheist train!

All aboard the atheist train!

The current fad amongst the mentally lazy is that of atheism. It has been claimed by the BAPS - British Atheist Propaganda Society that it is 'cool' to be an atheist. Once the domain of the faux intellectuals, now it is the topic of hot debate on ITVs 'Loose Women'! It is impossible to prove a universal negative, yet atheism - the belief that there is no God, makes just that wacky claim! Foolis...

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Funny story: Evolutionists - the master race!

Evolutionists - the master race!

Evolution fundamentalists are now demanding the banning of 'Creationism' in science lessons in our children's schools. This despite the fact that it isn't actually taught in schools. Apparently, the belief that man's ancestors were once hydrogen atom...

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Funny story: Living Fossil discovered - Eelvolution on slippery slope

Living Fossil discovered - Eelvolution on slippery slope

Evolution has been dealt another awkward blow as a species claimed to be some 200 million years old, has been found, and unevolved! Protoanguilla palau, as the species has been named, has alledgedly survived for 200 million years because its envir...

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Funny story: Too much moonshine!

Too much moonshine!

Fans of stupid theories and implausible concepts are today celebrating as the origins debate rages on. Quacks at the California University have come up with yet another physics bending theory, that the Earth once had TWO moons which somehow collid...

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Funny story: Evolutionist Bird Brains

Evolutionist Bird Brains

The saga of Harry Potter may have concluded, but fans of myth and fantasy need not despair - evolutionists are still manufacturing fairy stories with a vengeance. Archaeopteryx, one of the mythical poster-children of the evolution fallacy has been...

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Funny story: Richard Dawkins weds a can of Spam

Richard Dawkins weds a can of Spam

Madman evolutionist Richard Dawkins has been best known for his disregard of God and his creation and a strong belief in one of the 50 Evolution theories going around, as well as being an all-round fan of drab professor clothing . Known as Darwins...

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Funny story: Evolutionists and the Junk DNA row!

Evolutionists and the Junk DNA row!

Idiot evolutionists are again clambering through the remains of yet another crumbling mountain of evidence! The row seems to be over what is popularly known as 'junk DNA'. Evolutionists want to imagine that as much as 98.5% of the human genome is in fact left over garbage from our ancestors. Unfortunately, those pesky scientists have spoilt the party and are increasingly finding out that in fac...

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Funny story: Richard Dawkins accused of being a yellow belly chicken sh*t!

Richard Dawkins accused of being a yellow belly chicken sh*t!

Comedian and evolution fundamentalist, Richard Dawkins, is being accused of being a big chicken, according to 'highbrow' scandal rag, The Telegraph Apparently, the normally outspoken believer taunter has refused to debate the existence of God with...

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Funny story: Long distance Crocodiles!

Long distance Crocodiles!

Crazy evolutionists are spinning a new yarn. The latest in a long line of improbable tales follows the adventures of the Crocodile. Evon Hekkala of Fordham University in New York and colleagues are responsible for this latest spellbinding fable, i...

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Funny story: The Unwitting Designer in Intelligent Design turns out to be people

The Unwitting Designer in Intelligent Design turns out to be people

In a remarkable turn of events, it transpires that humanity is tailoring the biosphere of Earth, proving once and for all that they are the designers mooted by the sham-science, scaremongering, opiate for the unimaginative: Intelligent Design communi...

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Funny story: Biggest ever Spider fossil is a tiddler!

Biggest ever Spider fossil is a tiddler!

The biggest spider fossil ever discovered has been found in China. Yet it is a real tiddler! Evolutionists claim that the spider is a relative of the Golden Orb Spider, which grows to approximately 15cm. However, the fossil specimen is a mere 5cm.

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Funny story: The Discovery Institute want 'Science' removed from the dictionary

The Discovery Institute want 'Science' removed from the dictionary

The Discovery Institute, having failed to have Intelligent (*cough* Creationism *cough*) Design taught in schools, has instead requested that the word 'science' is removed from every English dictionary. "It is an affront," said Bill Dembski, the n...

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Funny story: Discovery Institute accidentally propose evolution by natural selection

Discovery Institute accidentally propose evolution by natural selection

The Discovery Institute, the headquarters of militant wing of the Creationist movement, Intelligent Design, have accidentally proposed evolution by natural selection. William Behe, the man behind irreducible complexity (that postulates if you take...

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Funny story: Intelligent Design authors admit their designer is not very intelligent

Intelligent Design authors admit their designer is not very intelligent

Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron, authors of countless books on Intelligent Design and continually on the lecture and interview circuit propounding evidence for the reality of an intelligent designer behind life on Earth have admitted that they have been...

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Funny story: BBC angers atheist fanatics!

BBC angers atheist fanatics!

Following on from yesterdays expose which showed that the BBC, generously funded by the public, is manically anti-religion, it seems that good old auntie beeb has upset the very people they were pandering to, the atheists. Atheists do not believe...

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