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Funny story: Virgin Crap-o-Copter Carries First Space Tourists

Virgin Crap-o-Copter Carries First Space Tourists

Sir Richard Branson, Virgin boss and the man responsible for Tubular Bells, yesterday unveiled the new space-age tilting Crap-o-Copter, taking journalists on the first cut-price charter flight into space. Manned by a robot, the space...

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Funny story: Branson Furious at Bumbled Investment

Branson Furious at Bumbled Investment

Sir Richard Branson has said this morning that, for the first time in his long and distinguished career, he has been outdone by an inept inventor.

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Funny story: Branson launches $25m climate prize

Branson launches $25m climate prize

London - (Rotters): A $25 million Earth Challenge Prize is being offered by Richard Branson to whoever comes up with the best way of removing significant amounts of George W Bush's envirnomental policies from the agenda at the UN Security Council...

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Funny story: Collapse of organised religion predicted as Branson sues Church over 'Virgin' copyright

Collapse of organised religion predicted as Branson sues Church over 'Virgin' copyright

Oh dear, what a pickle! Richard Branston, owner of Virgin Atlantic, Virgin Records and Virgin On-the-ridiculous is set to sue the Catholic Church over copyright fraud.

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Funny story: Astronomer Slams Britain's Hopeless Space Effort

Astronomer Slams Britain's Hopeless Space Effort

Pop-eyed astronomer, Sir Patrick Moore, has slammed the government for not doing enough space stuff. He told us:...

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Funny story: Microsoft Merges with Virgin

Microsoft Merges with Virgin

Seattle WA. - Bill Gates and Richard Branson have announced today that they will merge their two giant corporations, Microsoft and Virgin, to be known as "Micro-Virgin-Soft." The two trans-Atlantic billionaires will form the biggest company...

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Funny story: Branson's New Trains Cause Problems For Travellers

Branson's New Trains Cause Problems For Travellers

Top entrepreneurial Catweazle looky-likey, Richard Branston, is today at the centre of a storm that's weighing in at about a 7.8 on the Richter scale, if indeed a storm can be measured by the Richter scale. We're not entirely sure but you get...

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Funny story: Sexy Midget first space stewardess

Sexy Midget first space stewardess

Virgin Galactic announced the candidate selected to be the first stewardess in space.

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Funny story: Airline To Go Large

Airline To Go Large

Business big noise Richard Branston is reported to be going into a 'marriage of convenience' with American fast food giant Burger King.

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Funny story: Branson and Rutan Form "TransLight InterGalactic Spacecraft Company"

Branson and Rutan Form "TransLight InterGalactic Spacecraft Company"

LONDON (Reuters)--Billionaire entrepreneur Richard Branson has teamed up with aerospace designer Burt Rutan of Mojave-based Scaled Composites to form a new aerospace production company which will build a fleet of commercial faster-than-light spaceshi...

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