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Funny story: Police: Sword Wielding Man Demanded Free Tacos

Police: Sword Wielding Man Demanded Free Tacos

"Thou must stuff thine tortilla full of tasty meat and cheese!" shouted the assailant, Don A. Blaid. Apparently police in Texas said they arrested Mr. Blaid after his use of a sword in an attempt to coerce a waitress into giving him free tacos.

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Funny story: Denny's and J.C. Penney's To Merge And Become Denny Penneys

Denny's and J.C. Penney's To Merge And Become Denny Penneys

PLANO, Texas - Retail giant J.C. Penney, which is headquarted in Plano, Texas has just announced a big corporate merger. Penney's will be merging with the Denny's restaurant chain to form a new corporation which is being called Denny Penney's.

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Funny story: New Theme Restaurant Trying New Spin on Old Themes in 2014

New Theme Restaurant Trying New Spin on Old Themes in 2014

A new restaurant is trying out a cutting edge theme. The restaurant will be called "Leftover Bliss Diner". "We are a restaurant attempting to capture 2014 nostalgia, for a restaurant in the late 80's that captured the nostalgia of a 1950's restau...

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Funny story: The Outback Steakhouse Has Decided To Change Its Name

The Outback Steakhouse Has Decided To Change Its Name

TAMPA, Florida - The executives of The Outback Steakhouse had their semi-annual meeting in Tampa and decided to make a big corporate change. Board of directors member Cassiopeia Snapstickler, 51, stated that four of the eight board members present...

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Funny story: Wendy's Could Become Windy's

Wendy's Could Become Windy's

DUBLIN, Ohio - Wendy's is an international fast food chain that mainly sells hamburgers. It was founded in 1969, and currently has 6,650 restaurants world-wide. The executives of the hamburger giant have expressed a desire to rename the company. T...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Opens Up Kim's Succulent Donuts

Kim Kardashian Opens Up Kim's Succulent Donuts

BEVERLY HILLS - This past May, Kim Kardashian sold her restaurant that was located in Marina Del Rey. She said at the time that she hated having to sell Kim's Kozy Kitchen but it just became much too overwhelming. The KKK was noted for its Diet...

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Funny story: Jack-In-The-Box Considering Dropping The Box

Jack-In-The-Box Considering Dropping The Box

SAN DIEGO, California - The West Coast based fast food franchise Jack-In-The-Box is on the cusp of making one of the biggest changes in the chain's 62 year history. According to a corporate representative the company is currently planning on dropp...

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Funny story: Taco Bell To Begin Selling A 5-Pound Burrito

Taco Bell To Begin Selling A 5-Pound Burrito

IRVINE, California - The largest Mexican food chain in the United States has just announced that they will soon be introducing their new 5-pound burrito. A Taco Bell spokesperson has informed the public that the new menu addition will be available...

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Funny story: Vice-President Joe Biden Opens Up A Burger Diner

Vice-President Joe Biden Opens Up A Burger Diner

DOVER, Delaware - Vice-President Joe Biden proudly announced the opening of his brand new burger restaurant called Vice-President Biden's Burger Diner. The vice-president told Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine that he has dreamed about o...

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Funny story: Kentucky Fried Chicken Announces They May Stop Selling Chicken

Kentucky Fried Chicken Announces They May Stop Selling Chicken

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - Word out of the home office of KFC is that the chicken franchise giant is considering making a big change to their restaurant menu. KFC spokesperson Willow Riffaletti, 37, informed the news media that four months ago they hi...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Sells Her Restaurant

Kim Kardashian Sells Her Restaurant

MARINA DEL REY - Kim Kardashian has sold her restaurant. Kim's Kozy Kitchen was noted for its speciality which is The Diet Low-Cal Rodeo Drive Hot Dog. When asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors why she sold it, she replied that it was due to per...

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Funny story: Five Guys Burgers May Change Their Name To Five Guys & Their Wives Burgers

Five Guys Burgers May Change Their Name To Five Guys & Their Wives Burgers

ARLINGTON, Virginia - There are now over 1,000 Five Guys Burgers franchises in the United States with more opening monthly. A restaurant consultant, Ferguson B. Waxminnow, has suggested that in order to make the spouses feel like they are part of...

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Funny story: Arby's Addresses The Aphrodisiacs In Their Arby Melt Rumors

Arby's Addresses The Aphrodisiacs In Their Arby Melt Rumors

BOARDMAN, Ohio - Arby's opened their first restaurant back in 1964, and since then they have sold millions and millions of sandwiches. Company Spokesperson Fluffy Tinsinbock recently sat down with the news media to clear up a rumor that apparently...

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Funny story: McDonald's Is Thinking of Adding a McSushiBurger

McDonald's Is Thinking of Adding a McSushiBurger

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The world's largest food franchise chain, McDonald's is experimenting with a new food item that it could be adding to its menu. Corporate Spokesperson Nancy Zabaletta told National Focus Magazine that company executives are p...

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Funny story: Vice-President Joe Biden To Open Up A Burger Restaurant

Vice-President Joe Biden To Open Up A Burger Restaurant

DOVER, Delaware - It is no secret that President Obama and Vice-President Biden both love hamburgers. Vice-President Biden has just announced that he will be opening up a hamburger joint in his home state in a few months. Biden's Burgers should...

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Funny story: Man Can't Order Fish Tacos Without Giggling Uncontrollably

Man Can't Order Fish Tacos Without Giggling Uncontrollably

Steve Sanchez, A long-term Toronto resident, has trouble concealing his laughter every time he enters a local delicatessen. A highly advertised and popular item on the menu is the restaurant's famous Crispy Fish Tacos. "I just can't do it," says t...

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Funny story: Nutritionist Killed In a Tragic Bacon Accident

Nutritionist Killed In a Tragic Bacon Accident

Pocono, Pennsylvania -- Gwendolyn Shopworn, a food researcher from Boston, expired earlier today while attempting to cross Pennsylvania's famous Bushkill Falls on a high wire. "This is a real tragedy," said Pocono Sheriff Snuffy Anastasia. "She'...

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