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Funny story: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend is Cheating

10 Signs Your Boyfriend is Cheating

1. You hear him laughing with his mates and when you turn around they are all staring at you with a smile on their faces. 2. He no longer looks into your eyes or asks your advice about anything. 3. When you try to kiss him he sniggers; and when you ask him what he is sniggering at he says: "Oh, something just popped into my head." 4. He no longer wants to dine at your "favourite" restaurant. 5...

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Funny story: Rory Breaks Up With Hampster, Wins Twice!

Rory Breaks Up With Hampster, Wins Twice!

Charlotte, NC - It seems to any keen golf fan that World #1 golfer, Rory McIlroy, plays best after he has parted ways in a relationship. Last year, after kicking his fiancee, Woz, to the curb, he immediately won two big tournaments. Now, according to...

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Funny story: GQ Poll Shows Women Find Karate Stance Most Sexy

GQ Poll Shows Women Find Karate Stance Most Sexy

Washington, DC - a recent study of 3000 women around the globe, found that nearly three quarters of them found men to be sexiest when standing in a thai-chi, karate stance, regardless of ethnicity. This peeked our sexual curiosity around the offic...

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Funny story: Iowa Man With Facial Blindness Deemed America's Most Romantic!

Iowa Man With Facial Blindness Deemed America's Most Romantic!

Des Moines, Iowa - Old Harold Grandy, 76, wasn't know for much in this sleepy little hamlet in western Iowa, but now he can hold his chin up high, as he has been crowned: The Most Romantic Man in America! And for a man who has struggled through the...

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Funny story: Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend For Unpaid Sexual Favors

Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend For Unpaid Sexual Favors

The male community of a small town in Nevada are extremely concerned about a recent lawsuit that has reached the local news. 31 year old Robert Peacock, of Rumsfield, is taking his ex-girlfriend to small claims court with accusations of unpaid sexual...

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Funny story: New Couple Have Baby After Seeing Facebook Likes They Could Gain

New Couple Have Baby After Seeing Facebook Likes They Could Gain

Social media is a constant battlefield for some couples. David and Amy Douglas felt bitter last year after receiving only 96 Facebook 'likes' for their wedding announcement, whilst most of their friends received 'likes' in the hundreds. "Do peopl...

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Funny story: Girl Finally Meets 'Soul Mate' After 5 Relationships In 9 Months

Girl Finally Meets 'Soul Mate' After 5 Relationships In 9 Months

Kirsty Edwards admits to being a "hopeless romantic". Her status updates regularly feature posts on how "tired she is of guys" and how "there's no decent men out there". Every so often her friends are subjected to a fortnightly breakdown as the guy s...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Tells Her Hair Styist She Wants John Mayer Back

Katy Perry Tells Her Hair Styist She Wants John Mayer Back

BEVERLY HILLS - Katy Perry and John Mayer have gotten together and broken up a total of three times. And now according to Katy's personal hair stylist FuFi Fondue owner of Rodeo Drive's Haven of Hair Salon, Miss Perry misses Johnny so much that sh...

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Funny story: Six Months In and Relationship Not Really Working Out the Way Expected Admits Tybee Island Man

Six Months In and Relationship Not Really Working Out the Way Expected Admits Tybee Island Man

Six months into their relationship Kevin MacDonald of Tybee Island is beginning to think that Sonia Middlemass may not have been the catch he had initially hoped he thought she would be. In fact he is now regretting ever starting a relationship wi...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Signs Up For Online Dating In Preparation For Next Album

Taylor Swift Signs Up For Online Dating In Preparation For Next Album

Nashville - Superstar singer/songwriter Taylor Swift, 24, has signed up with an online dating service to find inspiration for new songs for her as-yet unnamed new album, scheduled to be released to coincide with this year's holiday buying season.

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Funny story: "Well, if I have to tell you" Is Baffling to Most Men

"Well, if I have to tell you" Is Baffling to Most Men

In an intimate romantic relationship between a man and a woman, it is inevitable that at some point the woman will say a sentence that begins with the words "Well, if I have to tell you." Depending on the specific relationship, sentences of this type...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Couple Test Relationship By Watching Each Other Use Bathroom

Wisconsin Couple Test Relationship By Watching Each Other Use Bathroom

A Wisconsin couples exercise in testing the strength of their relationship; prior to moving into together has failed, and the couple have now split up, with both parties refusing to speak to the other. In a tentative attempt to test the waters of...

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Funny story: Switching to Axe Products Does Not Ensure Casual Sex

Switching to Axe Products Does Not Ensure Casual Sex

Based on the experiences reported by most of the men interviewed, using Axe brand personal products did not have the effect of them bettering their sex life. The findings are based on anecdotal information from a series of random interviews of men e...

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Funny story: Don't Ever Say the @*#*!-Word to Me Again

Don't Ever Say the @*#*!-Word to Me Again

I understand that two people will fight, especially when they've been together as long as we have. But to take such a low road by using the @*#*!-word is just too much. How can you not remember that the last time you said @*#*! to me, I left you for more than a week? All I can take away from your use of that word this time is you want me to leave you. Is that it? Because if it is, you should just...

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Funny story: Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight

Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight

VENICE BEACH - Anne Heche has pretty much been out of the Hollywood spotlight since her breakup with Ellen DeGeneres and the svelte blonde says that, that's the way she likes it uh huh uh huh. Anne and Ellen had a flamingly tempestuous relationshi...

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Funny story: Zac Efron's relationship goes afoul

Zac Efron's relationship goes afoul

Zac Efron is not married, yet his break up with his girlfriend is just as disastrous as Michael Jordan's divorce to Juanita Jordan. Micheal payed Juanita a whopping $168 million dollars, which at the time made it the largest public-record divorce set...

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Funny story: National Security Agency to shift from spying to matchmaking

National Security Agency to shift from spying to matchmaking

CLASSIFIED - The nation's premier intelligence organization is getting out of the espionage game to become the world's largest computer dating service, according to documents released today by super snitch Edward Snowden. At an undisclosed locati...

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