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Funny story: Nicki Minaj Ordered Into Rehab

Nicki Minaj Ordered Into Rehab

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for American Idol has informed the entertainment media that AI judge Nicki Minaj, 29, will be checking into The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. Fuchsia Garfunkel with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle stated that...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Demi Lovato Talks About Rehab

X-Factor's Demi Lovato Talks About Rehab

BEVERLY HILLS - Twenty-year-old Demi Lovato is the youngest of the four X-Factor judges. She recently sat down with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. Demi talked to de Gallo abo...

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Funny story: David Beckham, creator of 'Bend it Like Beckham', in promising move to open Rehab Centres.

David Beckham, creator of 'Bend it Like Beckham', in promising move to open Rehab Centres.

Los Angeles, California: LA Galaxy lost 4-3 against rivals San Jose recently. In the final minute of the match, David Beckham was able to 'rehabilitate' an injured player with a 'Bend it Like Beckham' dead ball shot. It was reported that David B...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Has A Crush On Tom Cruise

Demi Moore Has A Crush On Tom Cruise

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Moore says that now that Tom Cruise is getting divorced from Katie Holmes that she can reveal to LaLaLand and the world a secret she has kept secret for several years. Moore, who herself is recently divorced, stated that she...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Says That Lindsay Lohan Needs To Get Into Rehab Soon Before She Totally Implodes!

Joan Rivers Says That Lindsay Lohan Needs To Get Into Rehab Soon Before She Totally Implodes!

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers traveled back to her beloved New York City to spend some time with some old friends and to visit her $50 million. The undisputed "Queen of Mean" talked with Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Illustrated Revue and said...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Tells His Mom That If She Makes Him Go To A Rehab Clinic He'll Run Away To Mexico

Justin Bieber Tells His Mom That If She Makes Him Go To A Rehab Clinic He'll Run Away To Mexico

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Justin Bieber has made it crystal clear to his mom that there is no way on Earth that she is going to force him to check into a rehab clinic. He told her that if she does he will just escape and hitch hike into Mexico where he wil...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Mom Pleads With Him To Enter Into A Rehab Clinic To Deal With His Anger

Justin Bieber's Mom Pleads With Him To Enter Into A Rehab Clinic To Deal With His Anger

LA BREA - Justin Bieber's mom Pattie Mallette, 36, was in La Brea visiting the world famous La Brea Tar Pits. She was quietly sitting in the La Brea Tar Pits Diner lunching on a Pancho Villa Deluxe Chicken Fajita Plate when she was approached by M...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Says He Misses His Sexy Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren So Much He's Starting To Act Like Gary Busey

Tiger Woods Says He Misses His Sexy Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren So Much He's Starting To Act Like Gary Busey

TARZANA - Tiger Woods visited the Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo where he had taken two of his caddy's children for a petting zoo visit. Little 7-year-old Hayley Venus and 8-year-old Sanborn Johnny Flaxenworthy enjoyed their visit to the most famou...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Has Returned From Rehab and She Looks A Little Bit Better But Not Much

Demi Moore Has Returned From Rehab and She Looks A Little Bit Better But Not Much

LOS ANGELES - Demi Moore, one of Tinsel Town's most famous "Cougars" was met at LAX Airport by one of her three non-celebrity looking daughters. She quickly picked up her luggage and got into the family's SUV and drove off to her home in the Holly...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Lawyers Get Bonus after Waxing Her Surfboard

Lindsay Lohan's Lawyers Get Bonus after Waxing Her Surfboard

Call it what you will. Speaking in flowery terms, painting a picture in a positive light, waxing poetic or waxing her surfboard, but Lindsay Lohan's lawyers earned a huge bonus this week after proclaiming her "maturity growth" in front of the press...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Urges Demi Moore To Get Herself Into Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Urges Demi Moore To Get Herself Into Rehab

LOS ANGELES - In what has got to be one of the most perfect examples of the old cliché of the pot calling the kettle black, comes word out of LaLaLand that Lindsay "LiLo" Lohan has urged Demi "The Cougar" Moore to admit that she needs to check hersel...

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Funny story: Heather Locklear Told To Check Herself Into A Rehab Clinic or Risk Being Deported

Heather Locklear Told To Check Herself Into A Rehab Clinic or Risk Being Deported

LOS ANGELES - Reports out of LaLaLand are that the much troubled actress Heather Locklear has been told that she needs to make arrangements to enter into a rehab clinic. A close, unnamed friend informed Bedroom Pillow Talk that the 50-year-old Loc...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Finally Admits That She Was Once Addicted To Lip Syncing

Britney Spears Finally Admits That She Was Once Addicted To Lip Syncing

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney Spears just admitted for the first time that she was in fact addicted to lip syncing. The blonde "Oops!...I Did It Again" songstress says that she did not really realize that she had a lip syncing disorder which is known...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Is Simply Ecstatic About Her Upcoming Concert Tour

Demi Lovato Is Simply Ecstatic About Her Upcoming Concert Tour

VENICE BEACH - Demi Lovato spent the day after her 19th birthday walking quietly along the shore at Venice Beach in a bathing suit she had received as a birthday present from her two best friends Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. Lovato, who spent t...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record The Beatles "Yellow Submarine"

Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record The Beatles "Yellow Submarine"

MALIBU BEACH - Three of the top singing sensations in America, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato recently learned while swimming at the beach home of their good friend Twilight star Rob Pattinson that they all love Beatles music. As the...

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Funny story: Demi's Dilemma - Demi Lovato Trying To Choose Between Ryan Phillippe and Darren Criss

Demi's Dilemma - Demi Lovato Trying To Choose Between Ryan Phillippe and Darren Criss

LOS ANGELES - The star of the Disney Channel show Sonny With A Chance Demi Lovato has found herself in a situation that lots of girls her age would like to be in. Demi has become quite attracted to Darren Criss, one of the stars of the hit televis...

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Funny story: Congressman Anthony "Woody" Weiner Checking Into A Rehab Clinic

Congressman Anthony "Woody" Weiner Checking Into A Rehab Clinic

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Nancy Pelosi wanted him to do the right thing and resign. Every GOPer in D.C. wanted him to do the right thing and resign. But Congressman Anthony Weiner decided to listen to a voice mail he received from Lindsay Lohan and he will...

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