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Funny story: Darnell McDonald: Red Sox Free Agent At Large

Darnell McDonald: Red Sox Free Agent At Large

Darnell McDonald graced the Red Sox for a few years, looking hotter than a Chippendale dancer in the dugout. Alas, at the plate he looks like a man without a g-string. Darnell may be free of the Red Sox just in time to do the sequel to the hit m...

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Funny story: Boston Red Sox Toxicity: Colorless and Odorless

Boston Red Sox Toxicity: Colorless and Odorless

Red Sox fans may demand that the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) be called in to investigate the fetid air in the Boston clubhouse, according to insider sources. Carbon monoxide is usually colorless and odorless, and the Red Sox are opaque...

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Funny story: Who's on First? Red Sox "Don't Know"

Who's on First? Red Sox "Don't Know"

Bobby Valentine has begun to play the old vaudeville routine of Abbot and Costello's baseball conundrum 'Who's on first?' In this version Bobby plays all the roles and makes all the jokes. Lately he has been telling the media who's in right and...

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Funny story: Calling for Paper Bags for Red Sox Players, not Fans

Calling for Paper Bags for Red Sox Players, not Fans

Changes on the Red Sox are occurring faster than we can keep up with them. The pitcher with some of the worst statistics in the American League is the skinny young hotshot of the Sox pitching staff, Clay Buchholz. Having long been given safe ha...

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Funny story: Looking Up "Josh Beckett" in the Dictionary

Looking Up "Josh Beckett" in the Dictionary

Our trusty photo dictionary has become a great deal less helpful than last year's Wikipedia. Every time we lookup a difficult word, we see the picture of a Boston sports star. Just last night, we were compelled to take a look again at some of our...

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Funny story: Who Needs an Asteroid? Josh Beckett Has Hit Boston

Who Needs an Asteroid? Josh Beckett Has Hit Boston

Josh Beckett is the Red Sox answer to Doomsday, Dec. 21, 2012, and he ought to switch his number to 12/21/12. Beckett has never made a secret of his dislike for Boston. In that sense, he resembles another former Red Sox superstar who simply put u...

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Funny story: Where Have You Gone, Gonzo?

Where Have You Gone, Gonzo?

Red Sox Nation turns its lonely eyes to A-Gon, but he is gone with the wind. In Adrian Gonzalez's own words, "People have to eat," to excuse the beer and chicken wings of last season. Now it appears that he signed a contract to play because he kn...

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Funny story: Red Sox Win Oscar for Lost Weekend

Red Sox Win Oscar for Lost Weekend

The last time the Red Sox were this bad during a weekend of baseball at Fenway Park, Ray Milland won an Oscar for The Lost Weekend. For those who missed Milland's only great performance, he played an alcoholic who experiences Delirium Tremens as o...

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Funny story: Something is Rotten and Amiss in Red Sox Nation

Something is Rotten and Amiss in Red Sox Nation

Sometimes it takes being hit on the head with a 2x4 or a brick thrown by one of the Three Stooges. We begin to see more motives for a murder than Agatha Christie ever planned. Bobby Valentine has caught our attention at last. If Bobby were a p...

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