London - Rebekah Wade has been arrested for a series of sartorial horrors involving some truly horrendous hacking jackets. A series of disgraceful equestrian haute couture faux pas has seen the wife of ex-National Hunt trainer Charlie Brooks haule...
When Rebekah Brooks's husband Charlie published his first book in 2009, David Cameron, Rupert Murdoch and Guy Ritchie attended the launch at Nincompoop, the West End nightclub. The complex novel,called Fillies, covered a world Brooks knew well as...
Rebeckah Brooks continues to receive special treatment and was arrested 'by appointment' today. This is the headline in many Sunday Papers this morning. Police are not a liberty to name the person they arrested but this person does have flaming re...
So, if the rumours are to be believed, the police have finally arrested Rebekah Brooks in connection with the News Of The World phone hacking scandal, which could signal that Rupert Murdoch's vast media empire is about to collapse around him like the...
Having declined to appear in from of the Department of Culture, Media and Sport's select committee next week, Rebekah Brooks has revealed herself to be a 'can't'. Despite the fact that both Rupert and James Murdoch have agreed to attend, Brooks ha...
After days of mounting pressure, Rebekah Brooks has resigned as chief executive of the venal, pus-filled, cancerous appendage for which she had been responsible. Sounding tearful and full of remorse, she said at a press conference 'I have enjoyed...
When angry mother Carolyn Bourne wrote to her daughter in law she got more than she bargained for in global press attention. Revelations that she also wrote to News International executive Rebekah Wade this week look set to embarrass her further. When she wrote the email, she had no idea that the contents of the email were going to be passed around the internet. The contents though, make...
A flame haired Rebekah doll is set to be released soon and should be in the shops in time for Christmas. The striking new Rebekah doll has been described by Rupert Nonce, who runs the popular 'Barbie World' website, as "a cross between Medusa and...
Former editor of News of The World, Rebekah Brooks, has announced that she has gained new employment and will be leaving the media industry imminently. Brooks, 45 from Wapping, approached a reporter for The Spoof in the street outside a mobile pho...
A secret source within the Metropolitan Police has announced that the police were not able to recover Rebekah Brooks' computer hard drive because it had been eaten by her dog. This is the second time the police have used this excuse for not inve...
London - Hundreds of pages of the minutely choreographed script 'dated circa 2001' have been retrieved from a Wapping skip. "It's either the most prescient example of clairvoyant journalism," ex-Daily Smearer reporter Dave Hacker said, "or a cynic...
London - In a moving statement this morning QM NewsCorpse CEO Ms Becky Redhead spoke of her 'torment' at running First Gravytrain Bank of Whopping Backhanders accounts at the core of the hacking probe. "Frankly, it's been hell," Redhead said as a...
Sorry, Doshless of York is set to cage battle Rebekah Brooks in a televised event aimed at determining Britain's Most Loathed Red Head. "It's bound to be an outcome that can't be predicted," boasted match organizer Simone Cowbell. "Which of the...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, having been rained off as he attempted to excavate an underground ten room extension to his family residence, took a time out in order to announce that he can quite easily dish the dirt on scandal ridden media executive...
Pretty, flame-haired News International Chief Executive, Rebekah Brooks smiled for the paparazzi as she held a press conference to discuss the future (or not) of the News of the World newspaper. Rebekah told reporters that all journalists (mostly...
London - The newly reborn News of the Screws is to be named after the Whopping, Isle of Dogs hero and sometime Head of Communications at No 10. The new moniker is said to reflect the style of reporting favored by the once world-renowned organ.
Speculation was mounting today as to what the fuck it is that you can actually have on someone that is so good it stops them just bloody sacking you. "I mean, are there actually some bodies on a hillside somewhere?" said media industry insider Gar...
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