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Funny story: Insider Blows Lid On Ronaldo Real Deal

Insider Blows Lid On Ronaldo Real Deal

A Manchester United insider with close links to Doris, who makes the tea at Old Trafford today offered to 'blow the lid' off Cristiano Ronaldo's £80 million transfer to Real Madrid. All Alan Shackleton wanted for his earth-shattering story was sev...

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Funny story: Sir Alex In Amazing U-Turn

Sir Alex In Amazing U-Turn

In an amazing about turn, Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has revealed that he would sell Real Madrid (previously known as 'that mob') a virus after all. Ferguson, upset by the Spanish giants attempts to unsettle star striker Cristiano Ro...

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Funny story: Madrid team was not "Real" rages Platini

Madrid team was not "Real" rages Platini

Real Madrid found themselves at the centre of a scandal that could rock European football to its very core. They are accused of fielding a team of lookie-likies against Liverpool in the second leg of their champions league clash at Anfield on Tuesday...

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Funny story: Real Madrid deny they are a racist club

Real Madrid deny they are a racist club

As England prepare to face Spain in Sevilla, Real madrid have come out fighting against accusations that they are a racist club. The reason the game is being played in Seville and not in Madrid is because of monkey chanting against England's black...

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Funny story: Sport exclusive! Kaka is leaving Real Madrid!

Sport exclusive! Kaka is leaving Real Madrid!

Footballer Kaka IS leaving Real Madrid. Contrary to reports about his £100 million transfer to Manchester City Football Club with a half a million quid a week salary, we can exclusively reveal that he is in the process of a transfer to Tring Athl...

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss In Trouble For Crashing Real Madrid Website

Manchester United Boss In Trouble For Crashing Real Madrid Website

Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, is under investigation tonight, after sending an email containing a virus to the official Real Madrid website, which subsequently crashed. Ferguson had reacted angrily yesterday, at questions regarding...

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Funny story: Real Presedent Makes Unimproved Offer For Ronaldo

Real Presedent Makes Unimproved Offer For Ronaldo

Ramon Calderon (78) has upped the ante in the long running 'tug of bore' between Really Madrid and Manchester United over want to stay golden boy Chris Ronaldo (85). Having never made a previous offer of €200M he has now come out with a new s...

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Funny story: Fergie gives Ronaldo the hair dryer treatment at Euro'08

Fergie gives Ronaldo the hair dryer treatment at Euro'08

Sir Alex Ferguson flew out to Basel in Switzerland today in a total rage to confront Cristiano Ronaldo on his desire to leave Manchester United and play for Real Madrid, resulting in the ultimate showdown.

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Funny story: Shock move: Ronaldo to Madrid

Shock move: Ronaldo to Madrid

Manchester,13th May - The celebrations following Manchester United's 17th title win last Sunday were yet to die down,when the club's supporters were dealt a rude shock by the announcement of the clubs star striker-masquerading-as-winger leavi...

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Funny story: Real Madrid Sign Osama Bin Laden

Real Madrid Sign Osama Bin Laden

Real Madrid sent shockwaves through the world of sport last night by unveiling Al-Qaeda leader and renowned enemy of America Osama Bin Laden as their newest recruit in a Summer spending spree which has also seen them sign Christoph 'New York'...

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Funny story: Chelsea's Arjen Robben Clears Off To Spain

Chelsea's Arjen Robben Clears Off To Spain

Arjen Robbing, the Chelsea whinger and diver, has agreed personal terms with Spanish footballing giants Real Madrid and will sign for them as soon as he gets back to his feet.

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Funny story: David Beckham Could Represent USA at World Cup - Bending the Rules Like Beckham

David Beckham Could Represent USA at World Cup - Bending the Rules Like Beckham

Soon to be LA Galaxy star, David Beckham, who made a decent comeback for England against Brazil, could amazingly be running on to the field for the USA at the next World Cup.

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo to join Real Madrid?

Cristiano Ronaldo to join Real Madrid?

The president of Real Madrid has declared C. Ronaldo as his main "50 million dollar summer target" in an attempt to win the next La Liga.

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Funny story: Real Madrid's David Beckham Recalled to the England Team

Real Madrid's David Beckham Recalled to the England Team

David Beckham is set to be recalled to the England squad by manager Steve McClaren after a series of pathetically bad performances by England.

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid

Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid

Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo have pleaded with fans to stop reading transfer rumours.

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Funny story: Frank Lampard to Juventus, Wayne Rooney to Barcelona, Jose Mourinho to Real Madrid, Steven Gerrard to the moon.

Frank Lampard to Juventus, Wayne Rooney to Barcelona, Jose Mourinho to Real Madrid, Steven Gerrard to the moon.

Rumours are flying today, that a number of English Football's biggest names will soon be plying their trade elsewhere. Several sources are reporting that Frank Lampard, Wayne Rooney and Jose Mourinho will all be involved in big money moves to It...

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Funny story: Barcelona and Real Madrid in Incredible, Amazing, Outstanding Match...Neither Win.

Barcelona and Real Madrid in Incredible, Amazing, Outstanding Match...Neither Win.

In what has been touted as a 'classic' Super Classico, neither Barcelona or Real Madrid have managed to actually win.

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