Heather Mills, the limping former wife of ex-Beatle Sir Paul Mills-McCartney, has gone public on the reasons for the couple's acrimonious split - thousands of rats!...
Petaluma, California - Scandal broke out at the annual Marin-Sonoma County Fair's World's Ugliest Dog competition last Friday. As officials had to revoke the Crown awarded to "Elwood," then believed to be a 2-year-old crossbreed mix...
(Washington, DC) Life imitating art imitating life was the general consensus among visitors to the White House Friday when word leaked of the discovery of a cyborg cockroach near the West Wing.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The US FDA on Wednesday certified that Monsanto's Genetically Modified (GM) corn MON863 is an "excellent" rat poison since FDA studies show that it causes kidney and liver toxicity in animal studies.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Rats have been discovered running wild in the White House and within the Administration of President George W. Bush, local and national media have reported.
So our worst fears have been confirmed - Tetris does indeed cause cancer. A statistically significant increase in the incidence of malignant tumors, lymphomas and leukemias have been found in laboratory rats forced to play the popular computer puzzle...
KYRGYZSTAN, Norway -- The descendants of laboratory rats that escaped being killed in the 1980s and crossbred wild rats, are running amok in Kyrgyzstan, a city long mispronounced by even those born here.
Indian scientist P Rajendran has developed a new species of pink rats that will be capable of killing cats.
Bethesda Maryland - Researchers today announced a cure has been found for cancer in lab rats. "We were damn near ready to give up our efforts for ever discovering a cure when 1000 rats were divided in half, 500 were poked, prodded, sprayed wit...
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