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Funny story: McCartney/Mills Separation Secret Revealed: RATS!

McCartney/Mills Separation Secret Revealed: RATS!

Heather Mills, the limping former wife of ex-Beatle Sir Paul Mills-McCartney, has gone public on the reasons for the couple's acrimonious split - thousands of rats!...

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Funny story: World's Ugliest Dog Crown Revoked; "Dog" revealed as Mexican Sewer Rat

World's Ugliest Dog Crown Revoked; "Dog" revealed as Mexican Sewer Rat

Petaluma, California - Scandal broke out at the annual Marin-Sonoma County Fair's World's Ugliest Dog competition last Friday. As officials had to revoke the Crown awarded to "Elwood," then believed to be a 2-year-old crossbreed mix...

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Funny story: Remote-controlled cockroach found in White House

Remote-controlled cockroach found in White House

(Washington, DC) Life imitating art imitating life was the general consensus among visitors to the White House Friday when word leaked of the discovery of a cyborg cockroach near the West Wing.

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Funny story: FDA Certifies GM Corn As Rat Poison

FDA Certifies GM Corn As Rat Poison

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The US FDA on Wednesday certified that Monsanto's Genetically Modified (GM) corn MON863 is an "excellent" rat poison since FDA studies show that it causes kidney and liver toxicity in animal studies.

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Funny story: Rats Overrun White House

Rats Overrun White House

WASHINGTON (AP) - Rats have been discovered running wild in the White House and within the Administration of President George W. Bush, local and national media have reported.

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Funny story: Tetris Causes Cancer - Study

Tetris Causes Cancer - Study

So our worst fears have been confirmed - Tetris does indeed cause cancer. A statistically significant increase in the incidence of malignant tumors, lymphomas and leukemias have been found in laboratory rats forced to play the popular computer puzzle...

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Funny story: Mutated Rats on Loose in Mispronounced Norwegian City

Mutated Rats on Loose in Mispronounced Norwegian City

KYRGYZSTAN, Norway -- The descendants of laboratory rats that escaped being killed in the 1980s and crossbred wild rats, are running amok in Kyrgyzstan, a city long mispronounced by even those born here.

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Funny story: Scientist develops rat to kill all cats

Scientist develops rat to kill all cats

Indian scientist P Rajendran has developed a new species of pink rats that will be capable of killing cats.

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Funny story: Cure Found for Cancer in Lab Rats

Cure Found for Cancer in Lab Rats

Bethesda Maryland - Researchers today announced a cure has been found for cancer in lab rats. "We were damn near ready to give up our efforts for ever discovering a cure when 1000 rats were divided in half, 500 were poked, prodded, sprayed wit...

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