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Funny story: Lack of Words Rhyming With Orange, Silver, and Purple Could Spell End of Hip-Hop

Lack of Words Rhyming With Orange, Silver, and Purple Could Spell End of Hip-Hop

LOS ANGELES- Hip Hop record producers and songwriters are feverishly searching for English words that rhyme with "orange", "purple", and "silver", fearing the end of the genre if no perfect rhymes are found soon. "When you can't even find a word to r...

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Funny story: Ke$ha May Have To Drop The $ Sign From Her Name

Ke$ha May Have To Drop The $ Sign From Her Name

LA HABRA, California - Things have not been going to good lately for the quasi-rap singer Ke$ha. She recently performed in the parking lot of a Pompous Pizza Parlor in La Habra before a crowd of 31 people. The singer with the dollar sign in her na...

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Funny story: Brad Paisley and LL Cool J's New Song "Accidental Racist" Banned In Mississippi

Brad Paisley and LL Cool J's New Song "Accidental Racist" Banned In Mississippi

NASHVILLE - Country crooner Brad Paisley was sitting at a Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner in Music City, when he overheard someone mention his latest song. The diner patron told his lady friend that he felt that the new country-hip hop song "Accidenta...

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Funny story: MC Hammer Nailed By A California Cop

MC Hammer Nailed By A California Cop

DUBLIN, California - The rap artist once known as MC Hammer spent some time in the Dublin slammer after he was arrested by a Dublin police officer. Officer Dixon Deckerdiggle told the news media that Mr. Hammer, the hip hop rapper whose 15 minutes...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Zac Efron To Star In Nemo The Blizzard

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Zac Efron To Star In Nemo The Blizzard

HOLLYWOOD - Executives for Lions Face Films have just informed the entertainment media that production will soon begin on the movie Nemo The Blizzard. The motion picture will be shot on location in Boston as soon as production crews can get to the...

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Funny story: President Obama and The First Mama Attend A Hip Hop Concert

President Obama and The First Mama Attend A Hip Hop Concert

DETROIT - President Barack Obama was the guest speaker at The 30th Annual Hip Hop Concert and Dinner which was held at Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum. The president and the First Mama took in the sounds of such noted hip hop and rap artists as The...

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Funny story: A Crowd of Soccer Moms Gasp at Flo-Rida Lyrics

A Crowd of Soccer Moms Gasp at Flo-Rida Lyrics

Manhattan, NY - NBC's Today Show kicked off a series of Thanksgiving week concerts with an outdoor show by rising rap star, Flo-Rida, on Monday. An impressive crowd of Flo-Rida fans turned out for the free event outside NBC's Today Show studios in...

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Funny story: Vermont Bans Rap Music

Vermont Bans Rap Music

MONTPELIER, Vermont - The Vermont state senate has just voted on a music bill which is the first of its kind in the entire United States. Congressman Cooperton Blizzardbinster, 68, told the news media that after every state congressman received hu...

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Funny story: My Interview with Kanye West

My Interview with Kanye West

I recently had the opportunity to sit down and speak with one of the most popular and successful hip-hop artists of our time: Mr. Kanye West. The following is a transcript of our interview. BDF: Good morning. It's truly an honor to be able to get to meet with you. MR. WEST: Yeah, it is. BDF: Do you mind if I call you Kanye? MR. WEST: Naw. BDF: Ok, Kanye… MR. WEST: I said naw. Don...

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Funny story: LL Cool J and Duncan Ferguson front new Neighbourhood Watch Campaign

LL Cool J and Duncan Ferguson front new Neighbourhood Watch Campaign

American rapper LL Cool J and ex-footballer Duncan Ferguson are to spearhead a new neighbourhood watch initiative, it has been announced. The move, encouraging residents to batter the shite out of intruders, comes days after LL Cool J reportedly...

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Funny story: The Kanye West - 50 Cent Feud Gets Nasty

The Kanye West - 50 Cent Feud Gets Nasty

DETROIT - Hip hop artist 50 Cent, formerly 90 Cent before the recession hit, has lashed out yet again at fellow rapper Kanye West. The "Half Dollar Dude" as Whoopi Goldberg calls him, recently talked with Afro Sheen Magazine's Yodelle Denzel St. B...

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Funny story: Snoop Dogg Changes His Name (Again)

Snoop Dogg Changes His Name (Again)

WATTS, California - The Yo Bro Record Label Company has just announced that one of its featured artists Snoop Dogg has just changed his name. The man who was born Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. and started performing under the name Snoop Puppy Dogg...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Denies She's Changing Music Genres

Lady Gaga Denies She's Changing Music Genres

LOS ANGELES - Lady Gaga flew out to the Left Coast to have dinner at one of her favorite all-time eateries, The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. Ever since Lady Ga first patronized the eating establishment five years ago she has made it a point to visit th...

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Funny story: If Rap Songs Really Told It Like It Is

If Rap Songs Really Told It Like It Is

They rap on and on, but those 'songs' the rappers spill from their lips and their hips just seem to go in circles that lead nowhere. Isn't it time they finally listened to non-rap brother Aaron Neville and just 'Tell It Like It Is"? (Rap these refrains to any ol' music that comes into your head.) I want bling, bling is everything I wear bling on my ear so long as it doesn't make me...

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Funny story: Johann Sebastian beBop makes Arizona rap debut to adoring fans

Johann Sebastian beBop makes Arizona rap debut to adoring fans

TEMPE, AZ (ABSNN) -"There is yet hope for rap music," said an enthusiastic Governor Jan Brewer who introduced 11-year-old Johann Sebastian beBop, a Caucasian rap singer. Master beBop sang or chanted before a throng of 20,000 last night in Tempe...

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Funny story: Kanye West and X-Factor's Astro To Host New Reality Show Called 'So You Think You Can Rap?"

Kanye West and X-Factor's Astro To Host New Reality Show Called 'So You Think You Can Rap?"

HOLLYWOOD - The newly formed Bro Channel has just announced that it will be premiering the reality show So You Think You Can Rap? on Friday the 13. A spokesperson for the BC stated that the new music show will be hosted by Kanye West and 15-year-o...

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Funny story: Nicki Minaj Says That Madonna's Kiss Right On Her Lips Was So Erotically Sensuous It Even Made Her Playpen Tingle With Joy

Nicki Minaj Says That Madonna's Kiss Right On Her Lips Was So Erotically Sensuous It Even Made Her Playpen Tingle With Joy

NEW YORK CITY - Nicki Minaj tweeted that she kissed a girl and she liked it. The girl is actually a woman formerly known as Madonna. Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight stated that the rap singer, who just turned 29, said that she has been ki...

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