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Funny story: Media Praying For A Gruesome End To Raoul Moat Manhunt

Media Praying For A Gruesome End To Raoul Moat Manhunt

Rothbury, Northumberland, UK - Rumours are surfacing that the news media are hoping for a Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid style shoot out to conclude the Raoul Moat manhunt. Sources apparently overheard several conversations between pressmen an...

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Funny story: Raoul Moat Manhunt - Alan Shearer And Peter Beardsley To Be Drafted In?

Raoul Moat Manhunt - Alan Shearer And Peter Beardsley To Be Drafted In?

With no immediate solution to hand as the manhunt for gunman and suspected killer Raoul Moat continues in the Rothbury area of Northumberland, Skoob News decided to go to the heart of the matter and ask people in Newcastle what they think should be d...

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Funny story: Gunman Moat 'hiding under drawbridge' at Alnwick Castle

Gunman Moat 'hiding under drawbridge' at Alnwick Castle

Newcastle - (Fugitive News): Crazed Geordie shooter Raoul Moat has been spotted under the drawbridge of Alnwick. Police with sniffer dogs attempted to dredge the stagnant ditch following reports that Moat had a secret underwater hideyhole. But...

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Funny story: Raoul Moat - Fugitive on the run or Countdown Conundrum

Raoul Moat - Fugitive on the run or Countdown Conundrum

There was confusion today in Rothbury, Northumberland as armed police pursued what they believed to be a crazed bald bloke with a gun but eventually realised that Raoul Moat was just a very difficult Countdown Conundrum. As police became aware of...

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Funny story: Biffa Bacon's Fatha Arrested

Biffa Bacon's Fatha Arrested

The Police have arrested and then released hundreds of Geordie "hard men", including Biffa Bacon's Fatha, in the hunt for Ronald Stoat. Police looking for Stoat faced an almost impossible task because he looks exactly like hundreds of other Geordi...

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Funny story: Police Close Off Northern England "Mad Zone"

Police Close Off Northern England "Mad Zone"

Access to Northern England has been cut today while police wait for all the mad people to calm down Only last week, the Council for Northern England announced last week that Cumbria and Northumbria are Britain's favourite locations for going insa...

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Funny story: Raoul Moat - Don't Be Silly Son, Give Me The Gun.

Raoul Moat - Don't Be Silly Son, Give Me The Gun.

Skoob News - never an agency to shirk its social responsibilities in times of crisis, has appealed to misguided gunman Raoul Moat to lay down his gun and give himself up before anybody else gets hurt. There's nothing to be gained by further bloodshed. It makes no sense. Yes, you feel slighted, you feel let down, you feel that people were taking the piss, and that's a normal reaction. In case...

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Funny story: John Terry Demands Showdown With Fabio Capello Over Raoul Moat Publicity

John Terry Demands Showdown With Fabio Capello Over Raoul Moat Publicity

Sources inform us that former England skipper John Terry has demanded a showdown with England boss Fabio Capello over the unwarranted publicity accorded to Tyneside gun nutter Raoul Moat. It seems that Terry, who played no part in any disharmony b...

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Funny story: Raoul Thomas Moat - Gateshead Gunman Still On The Loose

Raoul Thomas Moat - Gateshead Gunman Still On The Loose

Ex-convict Raoul Thomas Moat, who is wanted by the police for shooting one man dead, seriously wounding his former partner, and later shooting a police officer in an unprovoked attack, is still on the loose. Police suspect that the crazed gunman i...

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