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Funny story: Augurs Tell the Tale of Rondo and Pierce

Augurs Tell the Tale of Rondo and Pierce

When a long-time fan asks us, how do you know whether the Celtics can win the game? We answer (brimming with considerable confidence) after making precise observations and logical deductions. In the first five minutes, all answers are available.

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Funny story: Rondo Names That Tune in Two Notes

Rondo Names That Tune in Two Notes

Following in the vocal patterns of Shaquille O'Neal and Carlos Arroyo, Rajon Rondo has announced to the world (via Global Grind.com) that he can sing in the rain. Not your usual bebop/hiphop artiste, Rondo insists that his m├ętier is R&B, and h...

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Funny story: Rondo Sings "Positively 4th Estate" to Boston Media

Rondo Sings "Positively 4th Estate" to Boston Media

Several decades before Rajon Rondo was born, troubadour and music legend Bob Dylan wrote a song that seems to have been a precursor of Rondo's feelings about the media. Rondo would surely say to the press: "you've got a lot of nerve to claim to be...

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Funny story: Rondo Faces the Music: Off Key Again

Rondo Faces the Music: Off Key Again

If punishment ought to fit the crime, then Rondo's judges are not exactly an oligarchy of Tommy Heinsohn clones. Apart from the chorus of "we told you so," Rondo's detractors are crying out loud for everything from the gas chamber to crucifixion.

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Funny story: Rajon Rondo of The Boston Celtics Explains That He Was Pushed, Tripped, and Ended Up Being Knocked Into The Referee

Rajon Rondo of The Boston Celtics Explains That He Was Pushed, Tripped, and Ended Up Being Knocked Into The Referee

ATLANTA - The first round of the NBA Eastern Conference Playoffs ended up with the Atlanta Hawks upsetting the Boston Celtics 83-74. The guys in green (Celtics) may have lost more than the game as Rajon Rondo (#9) received two technicals and was e...

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Funny story: Bombs Away as Rajon Rondo Turns into a Super Nova

Bombs Away as Rajon Rondo Turns into a Super Nova

What's worse? Is it an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, a suitcase dirty bomb, or Rajon Rondo? Your multiple-choice answer will determine your road to the future. The problem for the NBA and the Celtics is that Rondo is all three options.

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Funny story: Rondo and Dwight Howard Burn Up the Hardwood

Rondo and Dwight Howard Burn Up the Hardwood

For those keeping abreast of such activities, Rajon Rondo has rekindled his long-simmering friendship with Dwight Howard at the All-Star weekend in Orlando. If you missed it, during one ridiculous session, Rondo and Howard teamed up for a dunk.

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Funny story: Now Playing for the New England Patriots: Rajon Rondo?

Now Playing for the New England Patriots: Rajon Rondo?

Last summer seems a couple of lockouts ago. Back then we recall seeing Rajon Rondo meeting with Chad Ochocinco and Bill Belichick at one of their early practices. Of course, at that time Rondo was not sure where his athletic future would take him.

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Funny story: Rondo-mania Trumps Lin-sanity

Rondo-mania Trumps Lin-sanity

With the New York Knickerbockers in Boston, the highly anticipated matchup of Jeremy Lin and Rajon Rondo featured more pirouettes than you will see in Swan Lake. For the most part in the first three minutes Rondo turned Lin into a pretzel and se...

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Funny story: Has Ainge Put Rajon Rondo Up for Auction on e-Bay?

Has Ainge Put Rajon Rondo Up for Auction on e-Bay?

Out of town reporters are scooping the Boston press yet again. Locals have been checking Craig's List for the best bargain, but the Celtics are moving product over at e-Bay. Danny Ainge insists that he has made "zero" calls to anyone in an att...

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Funny story: First Bye, Bye, Birdie and Now Don't Cry for Rondo, Boston!

First Bye, Bye, Birdie and Now Don't Cry for Rondo, Boston!

The Ides of March loom ahead. Though young fans only know the Ides of March as a George Clooney movie, it has ramifications more far-reaching than that. It is the day of destiny; it is the NBA trade deadline. Originally meant to be a day to sac...

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Funny story: Rondo and Dwight Howard Burn Up the Hardwood

Rondo and Dwight Howard Burn Up the Hardwood

For those keeping abreast of such activities, Rajon Rondo has rekindled his long-simmering friendship with Dwight Howard at the All-Star weekend in Orlando. If you missed it, during one ridiculous session, Rondo and Howard teamed up for a dunk.

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Funny story: Rajon Rondo Turns 26 Today; and the Worm Turns Too!

Rajon Rondo Turns 26 Today; and the Worm Turns Too!

As the world turns, Rondo turns 26, and the Celtics take a downturn. Inquiring minds are already at work, trying to determine what gift Thunder star Kendrick Perkins laid on Rajon Rondo for his birthday at their private party last night. Alread...

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