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Funny story: How to survive rain in Autumn

How to survive rain in Autumn

If you are putting a coat on your child, make sure you write to the BBC first or the regulatory body which controls the manufacture of rain. I would also advise that you take any coat to a laboratory for testing and file an email with the European Court of Human Rights explaining; 'I do understand that the freedom to wear purple muvva fucka trainers is a right of my child but at the same time I do...

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Funny story: Britain's Wet Barbecue Summer Constant Rainstorm Deemed A Huge Success

Britain's Wet Barbecue Summer Constant Rainstorm Deemed A Huge Success

Cheers to all Britons as our barbecue summer finally draws to a close. It's been said that Brits are obsessed with the weather, especially given its somewhat cheeky nature. It transpires that Met Office advice to dust off the barbies was somewhat...

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Funny story: 'Skin Not Waterproof' - Bolton Man Told

'Skin Not Waterproof' - Bolton Man Told

Bolton man Tommy Chadderton was in for the biggest shock of his life today when doctors told him that his skin was no longer waterproof. Chadderton had complained that whenever he touched water, he swelled up grotesquely, without realising that he...

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Funny story: Climate Change - Manchester Unaffected

Climate Change - Manchester Unaffected

A spokesman for Manchester City Council today announced that the northern British metropolis, home of the world famous football team, Manchester City, was effectively immune to the effects of global warming. Council Person Frank Backbottom told th...

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Funny story: Why Does It Always Rain On Me? - The Answer

Why Does It Always Rain On Me? - The Answer

Travis asked the question. Why does it always rain on me, they sang, in their plaintive Scottish lilt. Fair question. Why is it that it always seems to be pissing down with rain in Britain? Now, a research team of brainy boffins with nothing else...

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Funny story: New Study: Wetter Air Means Dumber People

New Study: Wetter Air Means Dumber People

In a groundbreaking study that has lasted more than ten years, CalTech researchers have proven that the human IQ is affected by fluctuations in humidity. This discovery, which culminates the total invasion of 1000 ordinary people's lives for the enti...

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Funny story: Revealed, why the roads are busy in the rain

Revealed, why the roads are busy in the rain

A nationwide traffic survey conducted over the past ten years has revealed what many people already knew: There is more traffic when it rains. "It's a peculiarly British phenomena," said Kara Vanette, from the Office of Traffic Control. "No other...

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Funny story: Heavy Rain In Manchester - Not Much Happens

Heavy Rain In Manchester - Not Much Happens

It was raining in Manchester today, quite heavily. People were spotted using umbrellas, jumping puddles, huddling in doorways, and waiting impatiently for buses, trams, and trains. One man was spotted hustling a posse of children into a branch...

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Funny story: Let the grass grow

Let the grass grow

Scientists at the South West Welsh University (South West Wales) have discovered why it rains more at the weekend. "As a multitude of home sapiens are cognisant of," Dr. Christopher Verbose (MBE, MSC, BScH, Phd, SCISP) said, "Precipitation has a c...

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Funny story: Britain Suffers Whingiest August Since Records Began

Britain Suffers Whingiest August Since Records Began

As relentless wind and rain continues to sweep through the country, ruining a second consecutive summer, incidences of pissing and moaning are at an unprecedented high. Over 50 millimetres of bile and spittle fell in the West Country in less than...

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Funny story: Rain led to Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo, triumph of Wellingtons

Rain led to Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo, triumph of Wellingtons

Almost two centuries after the Battle of Waterloo, senior French Army officers have concluded that an underestimation of the rain and mud, and dismissal of the crucial importance of the watertight Wellies worn by British and Prussian forces,...

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Funny story: Gov. of Georgia calls on preachers to pray for rain; ACLU files lawsuit alleging violation of Church and State; Theologians warn of wrath of God

Gov. of Georgia calls on preachers to pray for rain; ACLU files lawsuit alleging violation of Church and State; Theologians warn of wrath of God

Atlanta, Georgia - The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) announced today that it was preparing to file a lawsuit against the State of Georgia for the alleged violation of Church and State provision of the U.S. Constitution. Georgia governor, Sonn...

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Funny story: Cloud Seeding Bringing in Rain and Big Bucks

Cloud Seeding Bringing in Rain and Big Bucks

Ducktown, Tennessee (IP) - The severe shortage of rain being experienced by folks in the tri-state area of Western North Carolina, Georgia, and Tennessee has brought out the worst and best in area residents.

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Funny story: Water Bills To Rise - "Rain Was The Wrong Kind" Says Expert

Water Bills To Rise - "Rain Was The Wrong Kind" Says Expert

The head of the Environment Agency has said publicly that, contrary to popular belief, there is still a water shortage in Britain, even after the recent heavy rainfall and flooding.

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling's 'Deathly Hallows' breaks all records, selling 8 million copies while last tree in Amazon forest is cut down; flooding in Central England ensues

J.K. Rowling's 'Deathly Hallows' breaks all records, selling 8 million copies while last tree in Amazon forest is cut down; flooding in Central England ensues

Buenos Aires, Brazil - Late last Saturday night, Harry Potter fans turned mob rule, rushed into the Amazon rainforest cutting down every tree in sight, after bookstore owner, Juan Miguel-Sanchez, said he ran out of copies of the book, 'The Deathl...

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Funny story: Britain Under Attack From Terrorist Weather Threat

Britain Under Attack From Terrorist Weather Threat

The flooding currently affecting many parts of the British Isles is the work of terrorists, a leading meteorological expert has told police.

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Funny story: Heavy Flooding Blamed On Rain

Heavy Flooding Blamed On Rain

The recent widespread flooding that has affected many parts of the UK, is down to heavy rain, it has been claimed by experts.

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