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Funny story: Irish Rail Announce Joint Venture Deal

Irish Rail Announce Joint Venture Deal

Irish Rail have announced a Joint Venture Deal with Dublin Zoo, seeing some of the Zoo's Spider Monkeys taking over Administration Jobs in many of Irish Rails Dublin stations.

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Funny story: New rail energy committee to be sponsored by opticians' society

New rail energy committee to be sponsored by opticians' society

The recently announced government committee to look into future power for the railways - The Solar Panel - headed by Transport Secretary Ruth Kelly, is to receive major sponsorship from the opticians' British Ophthalmic Anaesthesia Society.

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Funny story: Scotland To Reintroduce Traditional Trains

Scotland To Reintroduce Traditional Trains

In a move to ease overcrowding, Scotland is to reintroduce steam engines on its railway lines.

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Funny story: New London Kings Cross Enterprize Zone Announced

New London Kings Cross Enterprize Zone Announced

The GLC has announced its awards at the recently established Kings Cross Enterprise Tax Free Zone awards held yesterday prior to the departure of the packed 18.33 London to Leeds National Express Cattle Truck.

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Funny story: Don't Go North

Don't Go North

Virgin Trains have issued a warning to all travelers, telling them not to head north for Christmas. They said "severe disruption" would hit services over the Christmas season due to engineering work being carried out on main routes between...

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Funny story: Railway stolen to order

Railway stolen to order

A 105-year-old cliff-side funicular railway in Hastings East Sussex England has been stolen by thieves in what has been labelled the "steal of the century".

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Funny story: "French High-Speed Train Stinks Of Garlic" Say Trainspotters

"French High-Speed Train Stinks Of Garlic" Say Trainspotters

A new train in France has broken the World Land Speed record previously held by recently-dead BBC Top Gear nutcase, Richard Hamster.

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Funny story: Branson's New Trains Cause Problems For Travellers

Branson's New Trains Cause Problems For Travellers

Top entrepreneurial Catweazle looky-likey, Richard Branston, is today at the centre of a storm that's weighing in at about a 7.8 on the Richter scale, if indeed a storm can be measured by the Richter scale. We're not entirely sure but you get...

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Funny story: Angry Mob Derails Railtrack

Angry Mob Derails Railtrack

Police were called to Crewe railway station today when shareholders of the former Railtrack organisation, angered by the manner in which the company was forced into receivership, began taking back pieces of track they claimed as their own.

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