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Funny story: Youngest ever Rally Champion

Youngest ever Rally Champion

Dwayne Piper has become the world's youngest rally champion aged just thirteen. The youngster from Salford, near Manchester came first in the Welsh leg of the RAC Rally, a full ten seconds ahead of his nearest rival. "It was immense," said Pipe...

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Funny story: Aircraft Demolision Derby Sunday

Aircraft Demolision Derby Sunday

X-treme sports seem to be all the rage in the new millennium and the aircraft community is jumping on the bandwagon. Sunday, at Los Angeles International Airport, runway 3 West will be the site of the first annual "Aircraft Demolition Derby." Par...

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Funny story: 66/1 horse named after the Pope to win Ascot's QEII Stakes

66/1 horse named after the Pope to win Ascot's QEII Stakes

Ascot, Berks - (Thoroughbred Mess): A 66/1 chance five year old bay colt by Spectrum (IRA) out of the French (night) mare Dibenoise (by Kendor) who is named after Pope Joe Ratzinger is a betting odds steamer for Saturday's $400,000 Group One Queen El...

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Funny story: Isle Of Man TT Latest: Records (And Other Things) Broken

Isle Of Man TT Latest: Records (And Other Things) Broken

The Isle of Man TT Race finished yesterday with the usual worries from locals about the dangers involved proving unfounded in this, the most dangerous race in the Isle of Man sporting calendar.

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Funny story: Kebab Wars On Britain's Streets

Kebab Wars On Britain's Streets

Ruthless Kebab Shop owner Stavros Hovapopathapoulis recruited delivery drivers from Rally and Racing tracks to get the edge over all the other shops on his patch.

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Funny story: Curlin's exhibition match lap of honor versus local three-legged no-hoper Jalil and others

Curlin's exhibition match lap of honor versus local three-legged no-hoper Jalil and others

Nad Al Sheba - (Thoroughbred Mess): Red-hot Dubai World Cup 4/9 favorite Curlin will make mincemeat of glue factory-reject opposition in Saturday's $6 million racing contest according to Aintgottaprayer.con internet tipsters.

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Funny story: 50,000 Cheltenham punters stranded as storms wreak havoc with Irish ferries

50,000 Cheltenham punters stranded as storms wreak havoc with Irish ferries

Cheltenham - (Disaster Mess): Up to 50,000 Cheltenham Festival-bound Irish racegoers have been left stranded by the storm which threatens to deprive UK bookmakers of their annual mug-punters' £50 million rake-off.

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Funny story: Afistfullofdollars challenges Kauto Star/Denman Gold Cup exhibition match

Afistfullofdollars challenges Kauto Star/Denman Gold Cup exhibition match

Cheltenham - (Lasix Mess): The Clint Eastwood-owned 50/1 shot wonderhorse Afistfullofdollars could be the surprise upset in Friday's Cheltenham Gold Cup romp to glory between odds-on favortite Kauto Star and top Irish contender...

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Funny story: Blair the EU's George (Bush In) Washington? What an Opus Dei one whore's race!

Blair the EU's George (Bush In) Washington? What an Opus Dei one whore's race!

Brussels, Belgium - (Farcial Mess): Frantic Opus Dei whores trading is touting elder statesman (sic, sick) Tony Blair as the natural choice to be the European Union's first president.

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Funny story: Michael Owen quits to take up horse racing

Michael Owen quits to take up horse racing

Newcastle and England star Michael Owen has quit football to take on Frankie Detori at the gallops.

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Funny story: New tattoo parlour for Royal Ascot racecourse

New tattoo parlour for Royal Ascot racecourse

Ascot, Berks - (Ass Mess): Royal Ascot racecourse will open its new flagship tattoo parlour later this year at the start of the prestigious annual mid-June five-day meeting.

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Funny story: O'Brien Arc desperation tactics as Zambezi Sun shines

O'Brien Arc desperation tactics as Zambezi Sun shines

Ballydoyle - (Disaster Mess): Trainer Aidan O'Brien is in desperation overload to win Sunday's Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe and is saddling four contenders for the Longhamps showdown amid a wall of money coming in to back local hero Zambezi...

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Funny story: Group One Queen Elizabeth II Stakes to be relegated to handicap race

Group One Queen Elizabeth II Stakes to be relegated to handicap race

Arsecut Racecourse - (Ass Mess): This year's Group One Queen Elizabeth II Stakes at Ascot is to be relegated to auction handicap status.

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Funny story: Hellfire Club fury as King George race downgraded to cubic zirconia sponsorship

Hellfire Club fury as King George race downgraded to cubic zirconia sponsorship

Ascot - (Ass Mess): This Saturday's King George VI & Queen Elizabeth Diamond Stakes has suffered a seismic blow after sponsors De Beers Diamonds pulled out, citing the dreary tackiness of being associated with the Hellfire Club's stand-in pup...

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Funny story: Jeff Gordon Wins Texas NASCAR Race, Then Retires

Jeff Gordon Wins Texas NASCAR Race, Then Retires

Jeff Gordon won his second race at the Fort Worth area Texas Motor Speedway, then promptly retired from the sport after receiving his trophy.

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Funny story: Changes to Indy 500 announced.

Changes to Indy 500 announced.

Indianapolis Motor Speedway- Fans reacted with mixed emotions today as it was announced that major changes to the Indy 500 will take place just months before the actual race. Some reacted with joy that the sport will undergo changes that will make i...

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Funny story: Racer Ricky Bobby Killed In Golf Cart Accident

Racer Ricky Bobby Killed In Golf Cart Accident

Stock car racer, Ricky Bobby was killed today when the golf cart that he was driving went out of control and flipped several times killing Bobby instantly. Eye witnesses say that the stock car driver was rounding the turn next to the 7th fairway at A...

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