Although it has been less than a week since the Queen sadly passed away, one man is already nostalgic for the days of Queen Elizabeth II. Thomas Sinew, from the Lane, in Chutney on the Fritz, said in the pub 'I really miss the halcyon days of Quee…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Everyone knows that Prince William, one of Queen Elizabeth's grandsons loved to go on fox hunts with his granny. Reporter Grover Buck, with Tickety Boo News, said that Wils was thrilled when he learned from his dad, King Cha…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - It is being reported by The Global Source News Agency that Queen Elizabeth, who owned the largest collection of hats in the entire world, has left them all to her daughter-in-law, Meghan Markle. The wife of the que…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The London Dispatch-Messenger Newspaper has revealed that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth, who was an avid tea drinker, left her favorite gold-plated Keurig Tea Maker to her best friend, Piers Morgan. Morgan is considered to be…
Following the sad news about the death of the Queen, famed bachelor Brian Asshtat has been telling everyone about the time he met her in the summer of 1973. Post Office Manager Alice said 'Usually when Brian comes in, he just asks for a book of st…
CICERO, Illinois - (Fast Food Satire) - The powers that be at the McDonalds Corp. have just announced that they will be adding a new food item; The McQueenburger to honor one of the greatest monarchs in recent history, Queen Elizabeth. The new bur…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The BBC has reported that her majesty, the queen, disliked, and actually hated the evil, treasonous traitor known as Donald Trump with a huge passion. In fact, Prince Charles informed the BBC that his mum hated the hate-spew…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Scotland Yard is reporting that the Madame Tussaud's Museum wax figure of her majesty, Queen Elizabeth has apparently been stolen. Reporter Ginger Beer with The Bees Knees News Agency stated that a museum security guard appa…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - It's no secret that her majesty did not especially care for the wife (Meghan Markle) of her grandson Prince Harry. And the fact that according to the True Dat News Agency, QE left her entire collection of 4,738 hats to Megha…
As The Smiths confidently predicted in 1986 with their album "The Queen Is Dead", the Queen has finally snuffed it. So what happens now? For nine days the UK will be in a period of mourning. During that time, shops are not allowed to sell cakes or…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Buckingham Palace has just put out the official word, that the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un will visit Queen Elizabeth at Buckingham Palace during the Christmas holidays. Palace spokesperson Nigel Piccadilly stated tha…
LONDON - (UK News) - Ta Ta For Now News reporter Petula Tart has just stated that the top selling item in the Buckingham Palace Souvenir Shop is the bobblehead doll that depicts her majesty, the queen, sitting on her favorite horse, "Buffy," while on…
LONDON - (Satire News) - One of England's top heavy metal bands, Camel Toe, had two very special individuals in the audience at their recent sold out concert at Wembley Stadium. Queen Elizabeth and her son Prince Charles, the Prince of Wales, sat…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The queen was recently treated for injuries she sustained when she fell off her horse during a recent fox hunt at Windsor Castle. At first the official Buckingham Palace physician Dr. Winthrop Pillfello, stated that the quee…
LONDON - (UK News) - After five decades, her majesty's intimate tattoo has finally been revealed. Tickety Boo News writer Grover Buck broke the story, which he says has been verified by the queen's BFF, Piers Morgan. Buck made it known that QE got…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - It is no secret that British singer Cheryl Cole has always been in awe of Queen Elizabeth. In fact True Dat News Agency writer Reggie Rickenracker, stated that "Cheeza" named her pet cockatoo, "Queeny," after her majesty. So…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The Bees Knees News Agency recently reported that the queen was a bit upset with herself after she had put on 2ΒΌ pounds at England's famed Mick Jagger Music Festival and Eating Contest, which was recently held in Tottenham.
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