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Funny story: Charles talks more eco-garbage to deflect attention away from his Jimmy Savile paternity

Charles talks more eco-garbage to deflect attention away from his Jimmy Savile paternity

Galápagos Islands, nr. Ecuador - The Pretender to the Throne has gone totally overboard spouting his latest daft global warming bollocks amid official government requests for a sample of DNA to refute persistent rumors about his paternity. The son...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Gives Birth To His Royal Highness The Prince of Cambridge

Kate Middleton Gives Birth To His Royal Highness The Prince of Cambridge

NEW YORK CITY - Well now that Kate Middleton has finally had her baby she will have a new name bestowed on her that of Mommy. The royal baby weighed a whopping 8 pounds 6 ounces. Reports are that the Duchess of Cambridge's screams could be heard t...

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Funny story: Outrage as taxman lets slip Kate pays no tax on her £1 million allowance from Prince Charles

Outrage as taxman lets slip Kate pays no tax on her £1 million allowance from Prince Charles

London - Royal gold digger Kate Middleton hasn't paid a penny in income tax on the preposterous £1 million annual 'pin money' she receives from the Pretender to the Throne, the Prince of Wales. The disclosure comes as a House of Commons Public Acc...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Says That Queen Elizabeth is Starting To Get On Her Last Nerve

Kate Middleton Says That Queen Elizabeth is Starting To Get On Her Last Nerve

LONDON - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Kate Middleton has just told her husband William that he had better talk to his grandmother AKA Queen Elizabeth II, and tell her that she had better stop meddling in their marital affairs. Kate, who i...

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Funny story: Prince William Lets It Slip That Kate Is Having A Boy

Prince William Lets It Slip That Kate Is Having A Boy

LONDON - When it comes to keeping secrets, Prince William is pretty much in the same league as Edward Snowden, the NSA whistleblower. And although Wills, as Simon Cowell calls him, does not possess a whistle, he does possess the inability to keep...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Explodes When She Hears That Prince William Will Be Filming Kate Middleton Giving Birth

Queen Elizabeth Explodes When She Hears That Prince William Will Be Filming Kate Middleton Giving Birth

NEW YORK CITY - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Kate Middleton's idea to have the birth of her and husband William's baby filmed has greatly angered Will's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth. BPT reporter Carolina Chipotle said she spoke with Brit...

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Funny story: Prince Charles in Queen Elizabeth Suspected Gastroenteritis Poison Attempt Shock

Prince Charles in Queen Elizabeth Suspected Gastroenteritis Poison Attempt Shock

In an astonishing development Prince Charles is under suspicion of trying to poison the Queen. Two suspect tubs of soup from the Prince's exclusive range have been taken for forensic analysis after it was discovered that the Queen's stomach bug had b...

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Funny story: Prince Charles leaves newspaper stories about Benedict XVI's resignation outside Queen Elizabeth's room

Prince Charles leaves newspaper stories about Benedict XVI's resignation outside Queen Elizabeth's room

LONDON, U.K.--Charles, Prince of Wales and heir to the British throne, left a number of newspaper articles about the sudden resignation of Pope Benedict XVI outside the bedchamber of his mother Queen Elizabeth II, sources inside Buckingham Palace rep...

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Funny story: Bed bugs, vermin and primitive sanitation: Mayor Bloomberg's lowdown on Prince Charles' vacation home

Bed bugs, vermin and primitive sanitation: Mayor Bloomberg's lowdown on Prince Charles' vacation home

New York - "You wake up in the middle of the night with a hunch the royal four poster's crawling with parasites," is how the Mayor of New York described his stay at Birkhall, Scotland "Still, kinda reassuring to know the real bloodsuckers are fa...

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Funny story: Sales of Pippa Middleton's Tell All Book Go Through The Roof

Sales of Pippa Middleton's Tell All Book Go Through The Roof

CHICAGO - A spokesperson for The Fig Leaf Bookstore, which is one of the nation's largest, has stated that Pippa Middleton's new tell-all book, titled Pippa's Royal Rumblings is literally flying off the bookshelves. The book which Len Goodman, Bar...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Up The Duff With Prince William's Child

Kate Middleton Up The Duff With Prince William's Child

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are expecting their first child after Prince William finally managed to impregnate his wife. Palace insiders recently told the media the Duke and Duchess had been hard at it since their wedding last year with litt...

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Funny story: Prince Charles To Star In New Film

Prince Charles To Star In New Film

The Prince of Wales has landed his latest film role. The 64-year-old HRH is set to play Chachi Windsor, the younger cousin of Fonzie, in the forthcoming Happy Days movie. He is said to have wowed studio bosses with his portrayal of Charlie Carb...

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Funny story: New Zealander will not throw horseshit at Prince Charles: will throw sheepshit instead

New Zealander will not throw horseshit at Prince Charles: will throw sheepshit instead

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (ABSNN) - A court in this New Zealand city ruled today that "this country is a Horseshit Free Zone." The ruling came on the heels of the arrest of an anti-monarchist, Sam Bracanov, a seventy-six year old man who made it c...

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Funny story: Charles And Camilla Will Wear Second Hand Clothes For Their Australian Holiday!

Charles And Camilla Will Wear Second Hand Clothes For Their Australian Holiday!

Prince Charles and his wife Camilla will not be buying new clothes to take with them on their Diamond Jubilee touring holiday to Australia, New Zealand and Papua New Guinea this November. Instead they will be taking with them some of the clothes the...

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Funny story: Prince Harry's antics trigger furious reaction from Prince Charles

Prince Harry's antics trigger furious reaction from Prince Charles

The most famous ginger bastard on the planet Prince Harry has recently been caught with his pants down. The Prince released his royal pecker from its shackles whilst visiting Las Vegas which has resulted in extreme disquiet in Buckingham palace.

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Funny story: Mutant 'Borg Queen' bee at Highgrove apiary the prime suspect in zombie virus attack

Mutant 'Borg Queen' bee at Highgrove apiary the prime suspect in zombie virus attack

Gloucestershire - She's been busy incubating some genetically modified parasitic mites suspected of zombifying most of the United Kingdom into Diamond Jubilee stupor last week. Carried on infected worker drones' probosces the bugs emit a lethal pa...

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Funny story: Harry and William sang different words to God Save the Queen at the Diamond Jubilee

Harry and William sang different words to God Save the Queen at the Diamond Jubilee

Prince Harry and Prince William did not sing the traditional words to the National Anthem during the Diamond Jubilee finale. Expert Lip readers were brought in to attempt to work out what they were singing. "We think they were singing something ab...

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