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Funny story: Mitt Romney Said To Be Seriously Considering Hank Williams Jr. As His Choice For GOP Running Mate

Mitt Romney Said To Be Seriously Considering Hank Williams Jr. As His Choice For GOP Running Mate

DETROIT - Mitt Romney recently spoke before a crowd estimated at around 523 in Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum. Afterwards he sat down with Mistletoe Bulova of The Political Drive Thru Window. She asked Romney if he had heard from fellow Republican...

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Funny story: Ann Romney's Burdens of Motherhood Laid Bare

Ann Romney's Burdens of Motherhood Laid Bare

Earlier this week, former democratic lobbyist Hillary Rosen accused Ann Romney, wife of current GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney, of having "never worked a day in her life." Clearly incensed, Ann Romney took to a podium on her husband's campai...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Has Finally Decided On His Official Campaign Song

Mitt Romney Has Finally Decided On His Official Campaign Song

JOLIET, Illinois - After six of Mitt Romney's campaign aides conducted an extensive song research the man who appears poised to be the representative of the GOP for the nation's highest office has finally announced his official campaign song. Will...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Vows To Do Away With Those Invasive TSA Airport "Pat Downs" Or As He Prefers To Call Them "Feel Ups"

Ron Paul Vows To Do Away With Those Invasive TSA Airport "Pat Downs" Or As He Prefers To Call Them "Feel Ups"

SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - GOP presidential candidate Ron Paul was speaking to a crowd that had gathered at Shreveport's General Stonewall Jackson High School. He told the crowd estimated by Jo Jo Spamaficki, owner of Spamaficki's Hardware Store, to...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Agrees To Appear With Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev In An Episode of The Vampire Diaries

Ron Paul Agrees To Appear With Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev In An Episode of The Vampire Diaries

BURBANK - GOP presidential hopeful Ron Paul made an appearance on Jay Leno's Tonight Show and the Texan made some interesting comments. The 76-year-old congressman informed Leno that he plans to stay in the GOP political presidential race to the v...

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Funny story: Obama's campaign slogan, "I boned your Momma! Raises Millions of Dollars while angering clerics

Obama's campaign slogan, "I boned your Momma! Raises Millions of Dollars while angering clerics

ALEXANDRIA, VA (ANSNN) -- Two years ago this past February, I reported on the unveiling off the Obama 2012 Campaign Slogan, "I boned your Momma!" It was kicked off at the Hooter's on Elm Street in NW Washington, D.C. Twenty-four months later, the O...

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Funny story: Joseph Kony 2012 campaign stealing thunder from Paul, Romney, Santorum

Joseph Kony 2012 campaign stealing thunder from Paul, Romney, Santorum

HARFOLD, Vt. - Thanks to a campaign video which has gone viral this week, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum have begun taking a back seat to Joseph Kony and his Kony 2012 campaign. With 62 million hits, Kony 2012 has kicked the asses of any...

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Funny story: Newt Gingrich campaign promise: colonize the Moon with Mitt Romney supporters

Newt Gingrich campaign promise: colonize the Moon with Mitt Romney supporters

Newt Gingrich's latest campaign promise has NASA and Dems on tenterhooks: to colonize the Moon with Romney supporters, vegans and telemarketers. While the absence of unwanted masses in those categories might improve American life as we know it, the p...

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Funny story: Rick Perry Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dropped Out Of The GOP Presidential Race

Rick Perry Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dropped Out Of The GOP Presidential Race

AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry, following close on the heels of Jon Huntsman has announced that he is dropping out of the Republican Presidential Race. Perry spoke from the backyard deck of his Texas mansion with political reporter Mistletoe Bulova...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Late Night Talk Show Hosts David Letterman and Jay Leno Do Not Like Mitt Romney

The Reason Why Late Night Talk Show Hosts David Letterman and Jay Leno Do Not Like Mitt Romney

BURBANK - Mitt Romney is clearly the GOP presidential frontrunner as he has just won the New Hampshire Primary and according to Las Vegas oddsmakers is a 3 to 1 choice to win the South Carolina Primary. But as happy as Romney and his team of campa...

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Funny story: Jon Huntsman Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dropped Out of The GOP Presidential Race

Jon Huntsman Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dropped Out of The GOP Presidential Race

MYRTLE BEACH, South Carolina - Well to quote a line from the famous song "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen, Jon Huntsman, the former governor of the state of Utah has dropped out of the GOP presidential race leaving five Republican hopefuls left.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Says He Has Some Interesting Photos That Will Prevent Mitt Romney From Winning The GOP Presidential Nomination

Ron Paul Says He Has Some Interesting Photos That Will Prevent Mitt Romney From Winning The GOP Presidential Nomination

PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island - Ron Paul still excited from placing second in the New Hampshire Caucus was all smiles as he celebrated with his wife and campaign team at the local Princess Pawtucket Pizza Parlor. As Ron sat at a booth with his wife of 5...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Drops Out of The GOP Race and Says That The Alleged Matt Damon Sex Tapes Were Not The Reason

Michele Bachmann Drops Out of The GOP Race and Says That The Alleged Matt Damon Sex Tapes Were Not The Reason

DES MOINES, Iowa - After being on the political campaign trail for 205 days and 205 nights Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann has announced that she is suspending her GOP presidential run. Bachmann speaking before a crowd estimated to be 91...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Denies The Rumors Linking Her With Matt Damon

Michele Bachmann Denies The Rumors Linking Her With Matt Damon

DUBUQUE, Iowa - Michele Bachmann's campaign tour brought her to the beautiful town of Dubuque, Iowa, [Pronounced: THE-BUICK-EYE-OH-WAH]. The only GOP female candidate for office of the presidency was all smiles as the sun was shining and she was a...

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Funny story: "Herman We Have a Problem"--Newest Alleged Affair With Daughter of Soviet Space Dog

"Herman We Have a Problem"--Newest Alleged Affair With Daughter of Soviet Space Dog

When astronaut James Lovell first coined the phrase from outerspace on April 17th 1970, "Houston, we have a problem", his craft Apollo 13 was in serious trouble. Today, in the face of another affair-accusation, Herman Cain's Presidential Campaign is...

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Funny story: Congressman Ron Paul Talks About Tasering and Pepper Spraying

Congressman Ron Paul Talks About Tasering and Pepper Spraying

EAST LOS ANGELES - Congressman Ron Paul of Texas, who is 76-years-old, was speaking to a crowd of well-wishers in East Los Angeles when he was asked if he would ever consider making a citizens arrest. Paul thought for a moment. He grinned and the...

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Funny story: Jon Huntsman Reveals What He Will Do With The Poor People of Utah

Jon Huntsman Reveals What He Will Do With The Poor People of Utah

SALT LAKE CITY - Jon Huntsman, the ex-governor of the state of Utah, was speaking before a gathering of elementary school teachers in Salt Lake City, when he was asked what he would do to eliminate poverty in his home state. Huntsman, who is runn...

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