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Funny story: President Obama To serve A Third Term?

President Obama To serve A Third Term?

Although people will tell you that this is not possible, when the nation is in trouble as when WWII was taking place, FDR served into his 4th term before he died in office. "It's always a possibility", stated one Washington Insider. "If things go...

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Funny story: President Admits He Screwed Up On Insurance

President Admits He Screwed Up On Insurance

Finally bowing to pressure from his own Political Party, President Barack Obama on Thursday announced changes to his health care law to give insurance companies the option to "keep offering consumers plans that would otherwise be canceled or...I can'...

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Funny story: Shakira For President

Shakira For President

NEW ORLEANS - Shakira was sitting backstage after having performed for 3 hours straight in the Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. She was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight about the talk that millions of citizens in her native Colombia a...

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Funny story: USA Government Walks, That's Quitting Your Job According To American Citizens.

USA Government Walks, That's Quitting Your Job According To American Citizens.

People that point out things have gotten together and decided this, "American Government Stays Away from Work", thing constitutes a breech in the constituent/supporter agreement. Citizen have concluded that, if they walk off their jobs their bosses consider that quitting. You will get fired as well. So in the spirit of these observations we, the voting citizens of America are accepting all...

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Funny story: George Clooney and Monica Lewinsky?

George Clooney and Monica Lewinsky?

SAN FRANCISCO - Monica Lewinsky has told one of her co-workers that back during her blue dress days she had a crush on George Clooney. She said that she really liked him but of course she was kind of involved with the president of the United State...

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Funny story: Replica of Clinton's Penis to be displayed in his Presidential Library

Replica of Clinton's Penis to be displayed in his Presidential Library

Responding to worldwide criticism that the William J. Clinton Presidential Library has not immortalized some of the former President's more notable achievements during his tenure in the White House, museum curator Christine Jacobs Mouw announced in a...

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Funny story: Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

To show that he believed in "giving back" even before he had anything to give back, MSNBC's Chris Matthews went to Africa as a recent college graduate to serve on the Peace Corps. Then, to avoid work, he got on the public dole immediately upon his return stateside, working as an aide in the U. S. Senate. Because he had a way with words, if not with women, Matthews became a speechwriter, scripting...

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Funny story: Celebrity misquotes

Celebrity misquotes

Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they claim that they are seldom, if...

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Funny story: Boogers: they're finger-lickin' good!

Boogers: they're finger-lickin' good!

"Booger" (also "boogie") is the polite name for snot, a free, delicious, nutritious emergency ration produced, without fanfare, by the nasal mucosa in such abundance that individuals swallow approximately 3.48 gallons per day without realizing it. Boogers are made up of mucin, water, cells, and inorganic salts. Depending upon the size of the serving, a single helping may contain from 10 to 40 c...

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Funny story: Cook County crack addict resigns from bench

Cook County crack addict resigns from bench

ST. ECLAIR, ILL - Michael Cook, who was caught, white-handed, cooking up smack (or maybe it was coke; details are confused in what remains of his mind), has resigned in disgrace from his position as a Cook County judge. A colleague died of a heroi...

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Has Just Published Her Third White House Scandal Book

Monica Lewinsky Has Just Published Her Third White House Scandal Book

SAN FRANCISCO - Monica Lewinksy, history's most infamous White House intern, has just revealed the release of her third book regarding the 1995 White House Oval Office Scandal. In her third book titled I Missed Being The First Lady By Just That Mu...

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Funny story: Manu Ginobili of The San Antonio Spurs Addresses The Presidential Rumors

Manu Ginobili of The San Antonio Spurs Addresses The Presidential Rumors

SAN ANTONIO - Manu Ginobili is widely considered to be one of the most popular San Antonio Spurs players in the history of the storied NBA franchise. Ginobili, who was born and raised in Argentina, was recently interviewed by Buckaroo Kazoo with T...

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Funny story: The world's poorest president is really the richest!

The world's poorest president is really the richest!

Uruguayan president, Jose Mujica, has proven to the world that being poor is actually a proof of wealth because he don't give a damn about a rich life-style. He prefers to live in a farm shack, drive a VW Beetle from 1987, be a vegetarian and shun al...

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Funny story: Pennsylvania Voter ID Referendum Fails for Lack of Voters with Proper ID

Pennsylvania Voter ID Referendum Fails for Lack of Voters with Proper ID

In the wake of national controversy surrounding Pennsylvania's stringent voter-identification requirements, Pennsylvania governor Tom Corbett called for a public referendum on the voter ID law, the constitutionality of which is currently under review...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Says That One Day She'll Be The First Lady

Taylor Swift Says That One Day She'll Be The First Lady

HYANNIS PORT, Massachusetts - Taylor Swift has said that she is in Fairytale Land with her relationship with Conor Kennedy, grandson of Senator Robert F. Kennedy. The country singer who has sold over 22 million albums, including 173,691 in Egypt r...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says She Wants To One Day Run For President But Reveals The Reason Why She Can't

Sarah Palin Says She Wants To One Day Run For President But Reveals The Reason Why She Can't

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has written a book in which she talks about her future presidential aspirations. The book is titled How My Lack of Geographical Knowledge Sunk My Friggin Political Halibut Boat All To Hell. Palin co-authored the bo...

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Funny story: President Romney's First Hectic Week in Office, Beginning 20 January 2013

President Romney's First Hectic Week in Office, Beginning 20 January 2013

Washington DC: Republican President Mitt Romney and Vice President Marco Rubio were sworn in on the steps of the US Capitol on Saturday 20 January at exactly 12:00 Noon. The new US chief executives and their families attended several inaugural ba...

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