Instead of having to go have those bullets that were still in her body after that close call in the Middle East where she landed her helicopter right into the midst of a fire fight, $tar$ Magazine has learned that Hillary is actually in for a major b...
BRASILIA, Brazil - The Brazilian government is getting ready to make a landmark decision in regards to the world famous Equator Word from President Sancho Ventana is that he has decided that it is time to replace the old name. He stated that fo...
Washington: Senator Paddy O'Hare of Massachusetts was yesterday bundled out of a debate in the Senate on additional funding to be made to contain rogue states such as Syria from using chemical weapons. Uproar broke out when O'Hare was invited by the...
Although people will tell you that this is not possible, when the nation is in trouble as when WWII was taking place, FDR served into his 4th term before he died in office. "It's always a possibility", stated one Washington Insider. "If things go...
Finally bowing to pressure from his own Political Party, President Barack Obama on Thursday announced changes to his health care law to give insurance companies the option to "keep offering consumers plans that would otherwise be canceled or...I can'...
NEW ORLEANS - Shakira was sitting backstage after having performed for 3 hours straight in the Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. She was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight about the talk that millions of citizens in her native Colombia a...
People that point out things have gotten together and decided this, "American Government Stays Away from Work", thing constitutes a breech in the constituent/supporter agreement. Citizen have concluded that, if they walk off their jobs their bosses consider that quitting. You will get fired as well. So in the spirit of these observations we, the voting citizens of America are accepting all...
SAN FRANCISCO - Monica Lewinsky has told one of her co-workers that back during her blue dress days she had a crush on George Clooney. She said that she really liked him but of course she was kind of involved with the president of the United State...
Responding to worldwide criticism that the William J. Clinton Presidential Library has not immortalized some of the former President's more notable achievements during his tenure in the White House, museum curator Christine Jacobs Mouw announced in a...
To show that he believed in "giving back" even before he had anything to give back, MSNBC's Chris Matthews went to Africa as a recent college graduate to serve on the Peace Corps. Then, to avoid work, he got on the public dole immediately upon his return stateside, working as an aide in the U. S. Senate. Because he had a way with words, if not with women, Matthews became a speechwriter, scripting...
Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they claim that they are seldom, if...
"Booger" (also "boogie") is the polite name for snot, a free, delicious, nutritious emergency ration produced, without fanfare, by the nasal mucosa in such abundance that individuals swallow approximately 3.48 gallons per day without realizing it. Boogers are made up of mucin, water, cells, and inorganic salts. Depending upon the size of the serving, a single helping may contain from 10 to 40 c...
ST. ECLAIR, ILL - Michael Cook, who was caught, white-handed, cooking up smack (or maybe it was coke; details are confused in what remains of his mind), has resigned in disgrace from his position as a Cook County judge. A colleague died of a heroi...
SAN FRANCISCO - Monica Lewinksy, history's most infamous White House intern, has just revealed the release of her third book regarding the 1995 White House Oval Office Scandal. In her third book titled I Missed Being The First Lady By Just That Mu...
SAN ANTONIO - Manu Ginobili is widely considered to be one of the most popular San Antonio Spurs players in the history of the storied NBA franchise. Ginobili, who was born and raised in Argentina, was recently interviewed by Buckaroo Kazoo with T...
Uruguayan president, Jose Mujica, has proven to the world that being poor is actually a proof of wealth because he don't give a damn about a rich life-style. He prefers to live in a farm shack, drive a VW Beetle from 1987, be a vegetarian and shun al...
In the wake of national controversy surrounding Pennsylvania's stringent voter-identification requirements, Pennsylvania governor Tom Corbett called for a public referendum on the voter ID law, the constitutionality of which is currently under review...
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