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Funny story: Doctors now say pregnant women should definitely clean cat litter box

Doctors now say pregnant women should definitely clean cat litter box

After many years of advising pregnant women to avoid cleaning their cat's litter box, medical experts say new research suggests soon-to-be moms not only should change the kitty litter but perform the task as frequently as possible. "It's a huge...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Expecting A Little Kim or A Little Kanye

Kim Kardashian Expecting A Little Kim or A Little Kanye

BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian was spotted at the trendy Beverly Hills baby store, Baby Rattles, Playpens, & Stuff with her ever-present boyfriend Kanye "The Stare" West. Kim, who has recently admitted to gaining 11 pounds, looked pleasantly p...

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Funny story: Princess' Pregnancy Pissing off Paupers

Princess' Pregnancy Pissing off Paupers

As the joyous, wonderful, life-affirming and hugely significant news broke of the Duchess of Cambridge's pregnancy, it emerged soon after that the general public really could not give a flying fuck. Or a grounded one for that matter. Media coverag...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Up The Duff With Prince William's Child

Kate Middleton Up The Duff With Prince William's Child

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are expecting their first child after Prince William finally managed to impregnate his wife. Palace insiders recently told the media the Duke and Duchess had been hard at it since their wedding last year with litt...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson's Got Another Baby Bump!

Jessica Simpson's Got Another Baby Bump!

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson gave birth to a baby boy on May 1, and seven months later she is pregnant again. Simpson, 32, says that she is literally shocked that one of her eggs got fertilized so quickly. She commented that it is somewhat bi...

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Funny story: Is Kim Kardashian Pregnant With A Little Kanye?

Is Kim Kardashian Pregnant With A Little Kanye?

BEVERLY HILLS - The Tinsel Town hairdresser, who is known as the Hair Stylist to The Stars, FuFi Fondue has just dropped a bombshell. Fondue, who knows more about more Hollywood starlets than anyone else in LaLaLand stated to Fajita San Guacamole...

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Funny story: Woman Delivers Triplets While Bungee Jumping

Woman Delivers Triplets While Bungee Jumping

CANON CITY, Colorado - Maddie Jo Ketzlinko, 27, and her grandmother Gretchen Batboxette, 73, were visiting the nationally famous Royal Gorge. Mrs. Ketzlinko who is 8 months, 3 weeks, and 6 days pregnant told her granny that she wanted to bungee ju...

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Funny story: A Very Pregnant Snooki Polizzi Looks Like A Bowling Ball With Legs and Arms

A Very Pregnant Snooki Polizzi Looks Like A Bowling Ball With Legs and Arms

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - Jessica Simpson seemed to be pregnant for ten months before she gave birth to Maxwell House Drew Simpson-Johnson. And it now appears that one of the stars of The Jersey Shore, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi just might be giving h...

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Funny story: A Humongous Jessica Simpson Denies That She's Having Triplets

A Humongous Jessica Simpson Denies That She's Having Triplets

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that Jessica Simpson has just about been pregnant longer than any celebrity in LaLaLand. Many of her fans believe that judging by the looks of her belly, the 31-year-old singer, actress, and former full-figured model is clos...

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Funny story: The Manuscripts of John A Statusboast II

The Manuscripts of John A Statusboast II

Time for a friend audit me thinks, EVERYBODY'S gotta know about this so I'll put it as my status for at least 5 days, or until I get 50 comments on it. Makes me feel like a g6 like a g6 like a g6 you know. I don't give away my friendship that easily so some people have just got to learn where the line is and know that they shouldn't cross it, know what I'm saying yeah my house my rules. Welcome to...

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Funny story: Toys for foetuses are set to be the next big thing

Toys for foetuses are set to be the next big thing

Babies like to play. As any third trimester mother will tell you, they like to start playing before they are even born. From swinging off the placenta to going through the dance routine from Grease, they never stop moving. With the latest range of...

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Funny story: Prenatal Brain Training? There's an app for that

Prenatal Brain Training? There's an app for that

Parents want their children to grow up super intelligent, despite the bullying that will ensue at school. Although there is no scientific evidence that brain training games allow people to be better at anything other than brain training games, it is...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Says After She Has Her Baby Her Goal Is To Get Back In Shape And Become The Sex Symbol She Once Was

Jessica Simpson Says After She Has Her Baby Her Goal Is To Get Back In Shape And Become The Sex Symbol She Once Was

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - It appears that Jessica Simpson has now been pregnant for eleven months or so it seems. If she does not have her baby pretty soon, it is going to be born already talking and walking. Simpson's personal physician Dr. Charleston "W...

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Funny story: Know-It-All Teenager Informs Friends Sex Is When The Man Jizzes On The Woman's Tits

Know-It-All Teenager Informs Friends Sex Is When The Man Jizzes On The Woman's Tits

PALO ALTO--In the age of the internet, few things get by the average wise-ass teenager, especially not the secrets of sex and reproduction. So when local 14-year-old Daniel Weatherby correctly guessed his mother's site blocker password to be her cat...

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Funny story: A Very Pregnant and Nude Jessica Simpson Follows In The Magazine Cover Footsteps of Demi Moore, Claudia Schiffer, and Mariah Carey

A Very Pregnant and Nude Jessica Simpson Follows In The Magazine Cover Footsteps of Demi Moore, Claudia Schiffer, and Mariah Carey

LOS ANGELES - Jessica Simpson, 31, has admitted to being a lot of things but modest is certainly not one of them. The pregnant and unmarried blonde singer, actress, and magician's assistant has just joined the ranks of several other well known cel...

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Funny story: Pregnant? There's an app for that

Pregnant? There's an app for that

Women who are trying to get pregnant will know the embarrassment of going into a chemist to purchase yet another pregnancy kit. "I've been told," said Mac Buck, editor of App World! "that you get sympathetic looks from the cashier when you're buyi...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Announces That She Is Pregnant - Brad Pitt Says He Will Not Be Dumping Her After All

Angelina Jolie Announces That She Is Pregnant - Brad Pitt Says He Will Not Be Dumping Her After All

PROVENCE, France - Angelina Jolie has just learned that she and her partner of seven years Brad Pitt will soon be having their seventh child. Jolie, 36, had recently been having some major bouts with intestinal rumblings as they call it in New Jer...

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