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Funny story: Study: Low Pay Reason For Poverty

Study: Low Pay Reason For Poverty

NEW YORK - Experts from across the globe have convened at the United Nations Conference on Poverty in New York City. The research is shocking. The survey, which was carried out in over two hundred countries over two years, has found out that pover...

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Funny story: Wal-Kart, like a giant mosquito, is predicted to drain India's economy

Wal-Kart, like a giant mosquito, is predicted to drain India's economy

AMRITSAR, India -- The wide, clean aisles of India's first Wal-Kart are nothing like a usual shopping haunt, but looks are deceiving when underneath the glitter and low prices hides a more sinister outcome. In an interview with Wal-Kart executiv...

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Funny story: Glasgow Council anger at Scotland's Commonwealth Games snub

Glasgow Council anger at Scotland's Commonwealth Games snub

Glasgow Lord Provost Robert Winter last night expressed surprise and disappointment at the news that Scotland's team managers for the Delhi Commonwealth Games would not subject their athletes to squalid, dirty and sub-standard conditions in the Athle...

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Funny story: The Labour Party and Socialist Ideology for the non working class.

The Labour Party and Socialist Ideology for the non working class.

London, England: Labour supports the concept, that makes the poor poorer! For years the shameless Labour Party and Socialist ideologists have simply thrown money at the ostensibly indolent, whilst espousing the familiar rhetoric about reducing po...

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Funny story: "Poverty Tsar Ate My Hamster"

"Poverty Tsar Ate My Hamster"

Newly-assigned Poverty Tsar Frank Fielding is already in trouble with the Work and Pensions Department for suggesting that the poorest families in Britain must be willing to eat their own pets in order to get through dire economic problems rather tha...

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Funny story: How To Make Life Even More Miserable For The Downtrodden And Unemployed

How To Make Life Even More Miserable For The Downtrodden And Unemployed

The following procedures are already being followed by millions of your fellow human beings in minor positions of power: If you are a big employer be sure to lay off people rather than let the shareholders take a hit on their stocks. Business is always more important than people. If you are a bank or financial institution since you are not making investments in this recession cannibalize you...

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Funny story: St Cullottes slams poverty critics

St Cullottes slams poverty critics

French President Knickerless St Cullottes today angrily rejected claims he was not doing enough for poverty in France. ''I have done more to increase poverty than any other president'' he claimed after distributing a fact dossier to assembled journal...

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Funny story: Buckwheat's BUTT destitute, selling used stories on ERAY

Buckwheat's BUTT destitute, selling used stories on ERAY

LONDON, England - UPDATE! Frankie The J is now holding the 'can' for Buckwheatsbutt. Buckwheat's butt was seen unclothed and battered, penniless and destitute begging for farthings and a lump of coal to suck on. According to my source, Buckwhea...

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Funny story: 99 Percent Of American Children Live Below Poverty Line

99 Percent Of American Children Live Below Poverty Line

Washington,D.C. - 99 out of 100 American children make less than the wage of $10,400, considered to be the threshold of poverty for a single person. Most actually have to beg other people for food, money and clothes. This grim picture was painted...

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Funny story: End Poverty Now Says Rich Bloke

End Poverty Now Says Rich Bloke

A rich bloke gave a speech today to other rich blokes. He told them that they should end poverty now. And they all agreed that he was a fantastic bloke. The man in question was none other than Bob Gandalf, former lead singer of the Boomtown Twats...

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Funny story: Wealthy Lose Billions As Poor Celebrate

Wealthy Lose Billions As Poor Celebrate

Top world financial groups on Monday revealed massive potential losses from an alleged scam run by Wall Street trader Bernard Madoff, admitting they were fooled by a classic pyramid investment fraud. British, French, Japanese and Spanish banks an...

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Funny story: Upper class ministry reaches out to foreign poor

Upper class ministry reaches out to foreign poor

WASHINGTON, DC--God's in Our Pocket (GOP), an evangelical ministry specifically focused on wealthy and influential Americans, is singing its own praises in a new promotional campaign. The ministry has no official members list, and describes itself...

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Funny story: Research Finds That Broke People Don't Worry About Internet Fraud

Research Finds That Broke People Don't Worry About Internet Fraud

Researchers in Edmonton, Alberta have found, contrary to their beliefs, that broke ass people do not worry about getting scammed on internet banking websites, internet shopping websites, and the like. They could give a flying fuck, it turns out.

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Funny story: Down The Plughole - Economic Boom for Sewer People

Down The Plughole - Economic Boom for Sewer People

It's crunch time on the surface, but for those who live underground it's a different story. Dick Turpin (no relation) has been living in his local sewer for six years. He moved in there one cold winter's evening after his bench was set alight by s...

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Funny story: Poor Banned from Using Money

Poor Banned from Using Money

Today the upper classes of America succeeded in getting a bill passed banning poor people from using money. Having invested heavily in Senators and Legislators for decades they now saw it was time to remove the economy entirely from the lower masses...

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Funny story: Homelessness Starts At Home

Homelessness Starts At Home

Barack Obama's newest challenge has left him wondering what to do with the nearly 70% of Californians residing in Los Angeles. With all but one swing voting group in his pocket, Barack is going after the one constituency that has eluded every presid...

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Funny story: Tory Party - Internet for poor children, poor children for the rich.

Tory Party - Internet for poor children, poor children for the rich.

After it being announced at the Labour Party Conference that poor children would have free internet at home the Tory party have hit back. They are disgusted that poor children will be given free access to the internet as this could help them to le...

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