A woman has requested the borough of Kensington and Chelsea to rehouse her and her family because the house is too big. Elizabeth Windsor and her husband Phillip are said to be shagged out just getting to the breakfast table in the mornings. They are...
Money woes faced by families across the UK are spreading at an unprecedented rate, in what political analysts are calling 'worrying times', say sources close to the analysts that said it. Vera Bigtits, a full time source, told us "analysts have be...
Plastic celebrity news can report that the lovely Colleen Rooney, wife of the Manchester Rover's star footballer, found herself in a compromising situation with the local milk delivery operative - 59 year old Eric Wetlegs last Friday. "It was all very embarrassing" said Colleen. It had been a terrible week for us all round. To start off with, Manchester Town had lost 2-nil to Saracens and so Dw...
Just as the rich say that breaking the cycle of poverty is a never-ending battle because it is self-perpetuating, some are now using that same logic to try and explain the unmitigated greed that is threatening to tear apart entire states such as Wisconsin and Michigan. The rich, or as they like to refer to themselves as "the haves" say they simply can't help it. "We were born this way. It's how...
An Ohio woman who is proud that her Uncle and Grandfather served in the U.S. military was sent to jail after she tried to place her beautiful daughters in a better school district with upscale people. The school district, which receive 70% percen...
London - (Inbred Ass Mess): "Next thing you know they'll be claiming Child Benefit," disgraced ex-MP Howard Shite told reporters, "bleeding the nation dry with their bloody shagging." The wannabe life peer thinks it's no good giving benefits to un...
NEW YORK - Experts from across the globe have convened at the United Nations Conference on Poverty in New York City. The research is shocking. The survey, which was carried out in over two hundred countries over two years, has found out that pover...
AMRITSAR, India -- The wide, clean aisles of India's first Wal-Kart are nothing like a usual shopping haunt, but looks are deceiving when underneath the glitter and low prices hides a more sinister outcome. In an interview with Wal-Kart executiv...
Glasgow Lord Provost Robert Winter last night expressed surprise and disappointment at the news that Scotland's team managers for the Delhi Commonwealth Games would not subject their athletes to squalid, dirty and sub-standard conditions in the Athle...
London, England: Labour supports the concept, that makes the poor poorer! For years the shameless Labour Party and Socialist ideologists have simply thrown money at the ostensibly indolent, whilst espousing the familiar rhetoric about reducing po...
Newly-assigned Poverty Tsar Frank Fielding is already in trouble with the Work and Pensions Department for suggesting that the poorest families in Britain must be willing to eat their own pets in order to get through dire economic problems rather tha...
The following procedures are already being followed by millions of your fellow human beings in minor positions of power: If you are a big employer be sure to lay off people rather than let the shareholders take a hit on their stocks. Business is always more important than people. If you are a bank or financial institution since you are not making investments in this recession cannibalize you...
French President Knickerless St Cullottes today angrily rejected claims he was not doing enough for poverty in France. ''I have done more to increase poverty than any other president'' he claimed after distributing a fact dossier to assembled journal...
LONDON, England - UPDATE! Frankie The J is now holding the 'can' for Buckwheatsbutt. Buckwheat's butt was seen unclothed and battered, penniless and destitute begging for farthings and a lump of coal to suck on. According to my source, Buckwhea...
Washington,D.C. - 99 out of 100 American children make less than the wage of $10,400, considered to be the threshold of poverty for a single person. Most actually have to beg other people for food, money and clothes. This grim picture was painted...
A rich bloke gave a speech today to other rich blokes. He told them that they should end poverty now. And they all agreed that he was a fantastic bloke. The man in question was none other than Bob Gandalf, former lead singer of the Boomtown Twats...
Top world financial groups on Monday revealed massive potential losses from an alleged scam run by Wall Street trader Bernard Madoff, admitting they were fooled by a classic pyramid investment fraud. British, French, Japanese and Spanish banks an...
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