Locked out of your car, it’s snowing, and you have a spare key but don’t use it? “Can’t use the spare key because if I lose it, I’ll be out of luck.” Senate Democrats, (Are you listening Senator Schumer?) it is time to use the spare key and get ri…
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – After much speculation, Los Angeles Laker super star, LeBron James has finally let the cat out of the bag, regarding his political plans once he decides to walk away from the world of the round ball. LeBron and his…
Government officials have always assured us they have our best interests in mind. The chem trails we see in our skies, once thought to be a means for reprerssion, were actually meant to enhance our minds. But now we’re told by an NSA spokesman that s…
At a press conference yesterday, Andrew Giuliani, son of the illustrious ex-mayor and arch villain Rudy, announced that he may run for governor of New York in the upcoming election. But the Son of Rudy added he has not made up his mind yet. He then e…
Once a year a chill falls upon the White House as the specter of long dead president James Buchanan appears and offers advice to the current sitting president and is then promptly ignored. The first report of this phenomenon was when the ghostly…
The announcement Friday that Caitlyn Jenner had entered the recall race for California governor caught the standup comedians, and comediennes, off guard. But by the late night show they will have regrouped and the trans jokes will be forthcoming. Her…
Pittsburg, PA - On Tuesday, Biden laid out an ambitious infrastructure plan to get every single American moving again. Those of us above ground—and basement dwellers, alike. Digging deeper into the nearly 25 thousand page bill, he meant it, too!…
Incredible developments continue to shape our world. Vaccines that used to take several years to develop are now available in a few months. A new "political science" for the covid epidemic has emerged. Even more astonishing--breaking: Co…
Washington, D.C.- Vice President, Mike Pence, doesn't get the broad powers to pardon prison sentences for his sordid array of scumbag pals. Hell, he doesn't even get to pardon the damn turkey. But on his last day in office, Pence did take the time…
President Donald Trump was reported by multiple staffers as having what can only be described as a "post watching The Notebook level of crying." After being told he could not pardon himself, the United States president threw himself on the floor.
Washington, D.C. - Scooter 'Scoots' Landfield, of Bumblefudge, Mississippi was lost. Lost real, real bad. It happens a lot around D.C. But 'Scoots' didn't even want to be anywhere near D.C. He had been driving from his sister's husband's lobster b…
According to CBS and other news media, several gorillas in the San Diego Zoo have recently tested positive for Covid-19. The following taken directly from notes by a CNN observer. Their spokesperson, Albert, has said: "What with all the news hy…
Balancing between playing golf and tweeting sounds like a difficult task. Still, Donald Trump keeps finding new ways of letting everyone know that Satan-worshiping communists stole the election. "I was skeptical when the President suggested visiti…
Insider information indicates Ms. Pelosi has taken a further step toward curtailing Mr. Trump. Transcript of an interview with a major news outlet (not yet released) indicates Ms. Pelosi is not content to stop at impeachment. "That sounded goo…
He may have less than two weeks of his time in the White House left, but President Donald J. Trump earlier today struck terror into the hearts of every right-minded person in the US, and in the wider world. Trump appeared briefly on the White Hous…
Thinking of changing careers? Hungry for the spotlight? Why not consider politics? It’s not as difficult as you think. Just follow these few simple steps: YOU NEED A SLOGAN! First, you need a slogan. Remember to keep it short, so that people…
This year, 2020, hasn't been especially good for many people, particularly those who succumbed to the Coronavirus, COVID-19, and it's fair to say that most people will be glad to see the back of it, and to usher in a - hopefully - better new year on…
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