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Funny story: A Review of our MP's Characters

A Review of our MP's Characters

As sent in to us by Iam Skint, of Upper Denture Cemetery. The odd MP will be a Europhile, The odd MP will be antimissile, The odd MP will be a bibliophile, The odd MP will be like a crocodile, The odd MP will be a homophile, The odd MP will be erstwhile, The odd MP will be infantile, The odd MP will be infertile The odd MP will be very hostile, The odd MP will be a paedophile, The od...

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Funny story: Facts about David (The Liar) Cameron

Facts about David (The Liar) Cameron

The following article about David (The Liar) Cameron, was sent in by the old gi... er.. Senior Citizen who, over the years has kept pestering us with such rubbish and uninteresting items about politicians. On this occasion we could see his point, so decided to publish it in full, as a warning to others about the nepotism, nihilism, nastiness and nequient nature of the man and his crooked colleague...

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Funny story: Politicians much needed '...icians'

Politicians much needed '...icians'

What the Politicians cannot do without (apart from their great wealth and privilege) is the following: The '...icians' that help Politicians The Acoustician: Who makes sure that comments not meant for the voters ears are not picked up on the House of Commons microphones. The Arithmetician: Who makes sure that expense claim forms are so complicated that it gives a way put for the MPs to...

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Funny story: Congressional Clown Amendment to The U.S. Constitution

Congressional Clown Amendment to The U.S. Constitution

The Congressional Clown Amendment "If Congress acts like clowns; they shall dress like clowns" We, the people, hereby state that for decades U.S. elected politicians have spent all our money, passed too many stupid and restrictive regulations, interfered with our individual rights, liberties and freedoms, disregarded the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and governed badly and arroga...

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Funny story: United Nations troops needed for the United Kingdom

United Nations troops needed for the United Kingdom

LONDON, England: In scenes reminiscent of the Blitz, the populace of England are being terrorised by gangs of thugs. Norman Brennan the former British Transport Police officer and founder of the Victims of Crime Trust, has made this statement on na...

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Funny story: Government of the people, by the people, for the people, does not exist in the UK.

Government of the people, by the people, for the people, does not exist in the UK.

Houses of Parliament, Westminister, London: According to what we have all been taught in textbooks at school and university, the British constitution worked along these lines. Britain was a representative democracy; the police were reasonably hones...

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Funny story: Politicians call a Strike. No-one notices.

Politicians call a Strike. No-one notices.

Politicians across the two main parties (and any remaining Liberal Democrats out there) also staged a Strike on Thursday, and true to form, no one noticed. Ian Smith from P.I.L.L.O.C.K (Politicians in league, loving occult cheese kites) the only u...

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Funny story: Winner of the 'Sarcastic Political Ode'

Winner of the 'Sarcastic Political Ode'

The winner of the 'Sarcastic Political Ode' for May 2011, in the 'Inchcock Gazette' of 'Upper Denture, and surrounding areas' magazine, is F. Eddupofthem, with his first entry into the competition. He was to attend the magazines monthly prize-giving to collect his prize of a damaged toothbrush, but had to decline due to his attendance being required in court on a charge of 'Knowingly Voting for th...

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Funny story: A Statement From The Minister For String

A Statement From The Minister For String

Good evening. "How long is a piece of string?" How long indeed? It's a question often on the lips of those searching for an answer to a knotty problem. A problem that they are struggling to unravel, to disentangle. And I have to say that it's a question I am asking you to consider tonight. "How long is a piece of string?" Of course, this is a complex matter, and does not lend itself to a sim...

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Funny story: Nation's Economist Agree - Homeless Mans' Idea of how to Balance the Federal Budget Might Just Work

Nation's Economist Agree - Homeless Mans' Idea of how to Balance the Federal Budget Might Just Work

Solving the federal governments' budget dilemma has elicited innumerable ideas from economist and politicians over the years. These ideas, mostly election year platitudes designed solely to garner votes, lack any genuine chance of becoming reality in a harshly divided Congress. Democrats drone on about increasing taxes on the rich and corporations, while Republicans haughtily decree that endin...

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Funny story: Let's hear it for our illustrious ex-PM, Bony T. Liar...

Let's hear it for our illustrious ex-PM, Bony T. Liar...

Oh please let me in I want to be a politician, it's all so exciting - I'm a man with a mission! You'll love my mock-sincerity I've practiced it for years, my sombre-faced delivery will have you all in tears, you'll love my lies and promises I've honed them to perfection, now all I need to do is win the General Election! You voters will be much too thick to spot that I'm a total prick, a cad a k...

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Funny story: David Cameron Exposed As Politician In Egypt

David Cameron Exposed As Politician In Egypt

Britain's Prime Minister David Cameron today admitted his concerns over the recent protests staged in several Middle Eastern countries by its dissatisfied populace. Speaking from a wealthy friend's private estate in Egypt Cairo today, he said:...

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Funny story: Crimewatch UK Update

Crimewatch UK Update

Crimewatch UK Update MOST WANTED: Name: Cameron David William Donald. (Also known as Twinkle, Spoon-in-the-mouth, and The Poseur. Offence/s: Endangering the 61,113,205 population of the UK, by scrapping the Nimrod Surveillance Planes, thus leaving them open to terrorist attack by removing the tools to monitor known terrorists air-wave activity. Threatening the 2.5m officially (4.1...

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Funny story: The Adventures of Superpol, The Shape Shifting Politician; Episode 1, Superpol Versus the Rogue Indian Elephant

The Adventures of Superpol, The Shape Shifting Politician; Episode 1, Superpol Versus the Rogue Indian Elephant

Kanha National Park, India - Superpol, the international politician with the mysterious shape shifting abilities and a superhuman ego too boot (but sadly saddled with the intelligence of an wicker basket) nonetheless stopped a crazed and rampaging rogue bull elephant deep in the heart of India today. The rogue bull seemed bent on destroying a hospital that is home to dozens of blind orphan chi...

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Funny story: William Hague poem found in church!

William Hague poem found in church!

Inchcock Chambers, the retarded and horrifically inept Spoof reporter, has many part time jobs due to the lack of pay he does not receive, including one as the vergers second assistant/cleaning trainee at St John's Church. In late December, Inchco...

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Funny story: Politician's Traits for 2011

Politician's Traits for 2011

Politicians today, are nepotistic, arrogant, and expense fiddlers all told, Generally their an unsavoury bunch, disliking the plebeians manifold, Although they do all have a big ever increasing bill-fold, But not all of them are not as untrustworthy and bad, I behold, Though they have the unemployed to be bullied, shamed and controlled, And the unwashed masses must be inveigled, misle...

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Funny story: Deputy PM Nick Clegg - said to be angry about colleague Vince Cable's Strictly Come Dancing appearance - was told to "get a life" by Ann Widdecombe, yesterday

Deputy PM Nick Clegg - said to be angry about colleague Vince Cable's Strictly Come Dancing appearance - was told to "get a life" by Ann Widdecombe, yesterday

DEPUTY PM Nick Clegg - said to be angry about colleague Vince Cable's Strictly Come Dancing appearance - was told to "get a life" by Ann Widdecombe, yesterday Rumour has it that Nick is merely jealous because he has two left feet and couldn't find...

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