Money strapped Britain: In the austerity streets of Britain where the local libraries are closing down, cuts of 20% to the Police planned, reductions in hospital care, so much so that a recent Government report has slammed the care of the elderly in...
Heavy drinking MPs are often so sozzled they can barely stand up in the Commons, a Tory MP claimed last night. In an interview in one of the House of Commons 14 bars, a Tory MP who cannot be named for security reasons said; "Many stagger into the...
The following article was sent in to the Little End Gazette, by an elderly contributor, famous for his ability to compose such nonsense, tosh, and almost unreadable ramblings, and inane rubbish. This letter serves as an example of supremely crude, and unworthy literary skills, that actually contains an element of truth and fact. Achievements achieved, and Achievements still awaited...
Film Credits for the new comedy movie 'Carry On Up the Coalition' have been released to the public in advance, in an effort to appeal to the voters who did not vote for the Coalition to govern the country, and that includes everyone on the electoral role. This movie was filmed in Nottingham, where the unemployment and firearm crimes are second only to London, and it was cheaper to make there, a...
New Delhi: In a startling development on Sunday night, close on the heels of this expose, it has now emerged that there has been a similar plot in India to inject testosterone into the politicians to make them more aggressive in tackling crucial issu...
This months winner of the Littlend Gazette Political Ode competition, was the only entry received. Sent in by Ms Barb Dwyer, of Hampton Virginia. POLITICIANS Most of them display a great persistency in loquacity, The fiddle their expenses, as if it was a necessity, They regularly lie with open uncaring audacity, Their hatred for the proletariat shows great capacity, Together the...
As sent in to us by Iam Skint, of Upper Denture Cemetery. The odd MP will be a Europhile, The odd MP will be antimissile, The odd MP will be a bibliophile, The odd MP will be like a crocodile, The odd MP will be a homophile, The odd MP will be erstwhile, The odd MP will be infantile, The odd MP will be infertile The odd MP will be very hostile, The odd MP will be a paedophile, The od...
The following article about David (The Liar) Cameron, was sent in by the old gi... er.. Senior Citizen who, over the years has kept pestering us with such rubbish and uninteresting items about politicians. On this occasion we could see his point, so decided to publish it in full, as a warning to others about the nepotism, nihilism, nastiness and nequient nature of the man and his crooked colleague...
What the Politicians cannot do without (apart from their great wealth and privilege) is the following: The '...icians' that help Politicians The Acoustician: Who makes sure that comments not meant for the voters ears are not picked up on the House of Commons microphones. The Arithmetician: Who makes sure that expense claim forms are so complicated that it gives a way put for the MPs to...
The Congressional Clown Amendment "If Congress acts like clowns; they shall dress like clowns" We, the people, hereby state that for decades U.S. elected politicians have spent all our money, passed too many stupid and restrictive regulations, interfered with our individual rights, liberties and freedoms, disregarded the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and governed badly and arroga...
LONDON, England: In scenes reminiscent of the Blitz, the populace of England are being terrorised by gangs of thugs. Norman Brennan the former British Transport Police officer and founder of the Victims of Crime Trust, has made this statement on na...
Houses of Parliament, Westminister, London: According to what we have all been taught in textbooks at school and university, the British constitution worked along these lines. Britain was a representative democracy; the police were reasonably hones...
Politicians across the two main parties (and any remaining Liberal Democrats out there) also staged a Strike on Thursday, and true to form, no one noticed. Ian Smith from P.I.L.L.O.C.K (Politicians in league, loving occult cheese kites) the only u...
The winner of the 'Sarcastic Political Ode' for May 2011, in the 'Inchcock Gazette' of 'Upper Denture, and surrounding areas' magazine, is F. Eddupofthem, with his first entry into the competition. He was to attend the magazines monthly prize-giving to collect his prize of a damaged toothbrush, but had to decline due to his attendance being required in court on a charge of 'Knowingly Voting for th...
Good evening. "How long is a piece of string?" How long indeed? It's a question often on the lips of those searching for an answer to a knotty problem. A problem that they are struggling to unravel, to disentangle. And I have to say that it's a question I am asking you to consider tonight. "How long is a piece of string?" Of course, this is a complex matter, and does not lend itself to a sim...
Solving the federal governments' budget dilemma has elicited innumerable ideas from economist and politicians over the years. These ideas, mostly election year platitudes designed solely to garner votes, lack any genuine chance of becoming reality in a harshly divided Congress. Democrats drone on about increasing taxes on the rich and corporations, while Republicans haughtily decree that endin...
Oh please let me in I want to be a politician, it's all so exciting - I'm a man with a mission! You'll love my mock-sincerity I've practiced it for years, my sombre-faced delivery will have you all in tears, you'll love my lies and promises I've honed them to perfection, now all I need to do is win the General Election! You voters will be much too thick to spot that I'm a total prick, a cad a k...
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