New anti-obesity laws that came into force at the start of December have rendered some cherished Christmas traditions politically incorrect. "The 'F' word has become more objectionalble than the 'N' word, the 'C' word or the 'G' word," said BNB Le...
Keen to show he is as Politically Correct as the head of any other organisation, FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, has asked that supporters associations for football clubs across the UK to adopt politically correct chants. "We wish to cut out the swe...
A psychiatrist has officially certified that Political Correctness is suffering from paranoia, schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. In other words, it has gone mad. PC has been suffering for a while, and spent some time in a rehabilitation clinic e...
In a move which has outraged traditionalists in children's education, many UK book shops have removed a number of much loved children's favourites from shelves and placed them in the adult section of their shops. Books have been withdrawn on the grou...
The National Institute for Pointless Comparisons of Assorted Populations (NIPCAP) has released a report comparing the incomes of Australians and Germans living in London. The shocking results show that native German inhabitants of the city earn almos...
Mensa, the society for people with IQs that put them in the top one hundred percent of the population, has come under fire for being misogynistic. "Their very name shows the very barrier to women we are trying to destroy," said Philamina Black, h...
Greater Manchester Police: As one of Britain's largest Police forces, Greater Manchester Police will be shrinking by almost a quarter, as nearly 3,000 will lose their employment, forming part of a huge programme of reform aimed at saving £134million in the wake of the Government's spending review. Whilst this is going on, Greater Manchester Police now stands to pay out £30,000, after an employ...
Chaos reigned at the New Oasis Bar & Grill last night during the weekly Karoake contest when passer's by were outraged over performances deemed "racist and insensitive' by the slightly inebriated contestants. The newly formed 'Manchester Sensi...
Continuing our series of features on how to avoid using politically incorrect expressions in the world of football. "The Manager has had to tinker with the defence" An all-too-common practice in the pressure cooker that is the premier league, this seemingly innocuous statement has also been blacklisted, sorry outlawed as being demeaning to travelling people. "The Manager's changed to a...
Continuing our look at the ever increasing world of political correctness and the many ways in which accepted soccer speak breaks the rules. First in the frame this week is one of the many entertaining but nonetheless highly controversial modern phrases known as Ron Atkoisms. "The winger beat him for fun" One of the classic expressions to issue forth from Big Ron's vocal chords, harmless...
Continuing our look at the ever increasing world of political correctness and the many ways in which accepted soccer speak breaks the rules. ".... made a monkey out of him" This expression used to be perfectly o.k. but over the years has more and more become a target for the anti-racism lobby. Accordiingly, a previously unheard of suggestion is to be made, namely, . the use of one of the m...
Another article advising what terms can and can't be used in the world of football in terms of political correctness. "Fenian Trash" The first instance just doesn't stand up to close examination in these environmentally friendly times. The word "trash" doesn't any longer conjure up the same illusions as previously - in fact, the advent of recycling has ensured that even rubbish ca...
In an effort to subscribe to the constantly changing social and moral standards of the day, it is incumbent on all of us supporters to be aware of terms and expressions which are not politically correct. First one up is - "Hey you, Yer A Nut Job/Heidbanger" A particularly well used remark at grounds across the country, aimed at one of the nation's favourite sons. The main reason why s...
The BBC trust has been rocked by a series of apologies its been obliged to make in relation to some of its most famous programmes. In December 2010, the Trust apologised to all follicly challenged people for the running gag against wig wearers per...
As police forces all across the country frantically scramble about to save money, one Scottish force has come up with a novel way of avoiding financially damaging law suits. Police officers in the Lothian and Borders area have been given guidance...
Witch Hunt, London: England is in the grip of a 'hunt' to route out those who think "women don't know the offside rule". In a matter of a few days, the nation is in the grip of a crusade to ensure that, those 'creatures' who can't cook in the kitch...
Buckingham Palace, LONDON: What HM Queen Elizabeth II should have said in the Queens speech is: "I'm a fraud. I'm not the Queen of a Sovereign Country any more as I gave our sovereignty away when I signed the final Lisbon Treaty. I'm standing her...
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