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Funny story: Political Correctness in Football - Chapter 25

Political Correctness in Football - Chapter 25

Continuing our look at the ever increasing world of political correctness and the many ways in which accepted soccer speak breaks the rules. ".... made a monkey out of him" This expression used to be perfectly o.k. but over the years has more and more become a target for the anti-racism lobby. Accordiingly, a previously unheard of suggestion is to be made, namely, . the use of one of the m...

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Funny story: Political Correctness In Football

Political Correctness In Football

Another article advising what terms can and can't be used in the world of football in terms of political correctness. "Fenian Trash" The first instance just doesn't stand up to close examination in these environmentally friendly times. The word "trash" doesn't any longer conjure up the same illusions as previously - in fact, the advent of recycling has ensured that even rubbish ca...

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Funny story: Political Correctness and Football

Political Correctness and Football

In an effort to subscribe to the constantly changing social and moral standards of the day, it is incumbent on all of us supporters to be aware of terms and expressions which are not politically correct. First one up is - "Hey you, Yer A Nut Job/Heidbanger" A particularly well used remark at grounds across the country, aimed at one of the nation's favourite sons. The main reason why s...

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Funny story: More Climbdowns by the BBC

More Climbdowns by the BBC

The BBC trust has been rocked by a series of apologies its been obliged to make in relation to some of its most famous programmes. In December 2010, the Trust apologised to all follicly challenged people for the running gag against wig wearers per...

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Funny story: Police Force Issues Cost Saving Guidelines

Police Force Issues Cost Saving Guidelines

As police forces all across the country frantically scramble about to save money, one Scottish force has come up with a novel way of avoiding financially damaging law suits. Police officers in the Lothian and Borders area have been given guidance...

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Funny story: Direct line of descent from the Puritans, through the Victorians, to the current Politically Correct Thought Police.

Direct line of descent from the Puritans, through the Victorians, to the current Politically Correct Thought Police.

Witch Hunt, London: England is in the grip of a 'hunt' to route out those who think "women don't know the offside rule". In a matter of a few days, the nation is in the grip of a crusade to ensure that, those 'creatures' who can't cook in the kitch...

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Funny story: HM Queen's Speech: "I'm not the Queen of a Sovereign Country any more, where is King Arthur?"

HM Queen's Speech: "I'm not the Queen of a Sovereign Country any more, where is King Arthur?"

Buckingham Palace, LONDON: What HM Queen Elizabeth II should have said in the Queens speech is: "I'm a fraud. I'm not the Queen of a Sovereign Country any more as I gave our sovereignty away when I signed the final Lisbon Treaty. I'm standing her...

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Funny story: Frenzied Bid To Become Totally PC Ends With China Declaring War On UK

Frenzied Bid To Become Totally PC Ends With China Declaring War On UK

The latest attempt by the PC-police to clean up our racist and hate fuelled society has ended with China declaring war on the United Kingdom. It all started last month, when a group of moaning hippy do-gooders demanded that the government make som...

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Funny story: War Of Words Over Gingerbread PC Madness

War Of Words Over Gingerbread PC Madness

Council chiefs who renamed gingerbread men 'gingerbread persons' on primary school menus have been forced to climb down by complaining parents and neighbouring authorities. Lancashire County Council made the change over concerns for political corr...

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Funny story: Toy store bans toy pigs for fear of upsetting extremists

Toy store bans toy pigs for fear of upsetting extremists

An early-years toy shop chain has banned toy pigs from its autumn farm yard collection. This follows fears amongst company executives that extremists would be offended by the toys. David Late-Starter, CEO of the chain, said "We have had some probl...

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Funny story: Politically Correct Version of "The Great Escape" To Be Released

Politically Correct Version of "The Great Escape" To Be Released

American, British, and German film studios are working together to complete production of a remake of "The Great Escape." The new movie is expected to be in theatres in early 2011 and has been dubbed "The Politically Correct Version." The film is d...

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Funny story: O'Donnell, Coons Exchange Lists of "Do Not Use" Words

O'Donnell, Coons Exchange Lists of "Do Not Use" Words

Rather than have tonight's debate between Tea Party candidate Christine O'Donnell and Democrat Chris Coons deteriorate into back-and-forth name calling, the two candidates have exchanged lists of names to avoid. "The idea came up last night at my...

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Funny story: Judges given new guidelines to avoid causing offence

Judges given new guidelines to avoid causing offence

Judges have been given new guidelines to ensure that they do not offend people who appear before them in court. These came to light during a recent case when a judge referred to a person as a 'gypsy'. The clerk of the court produced a document and ad...

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Funny story: Obama - the most likeable president ever?

Obama - the most likeable president ever?

President Obama have achieved a stunning 703 points on the Liqasse benchmark, an advanced system for measuring politicians ability to bend over for all kind of ppl. -This is a historical landmark, no president has ever been close to this, says Mr.

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Funny story: Political correctness at football: Labour Shadow Cabinet V Guardian Journalists

Political correctness at football: Labour Shadow Cabinet V Guardian Journalists

The result is always a draw at 'politically correct' football matches, as it would be unkind and unfair for anyone to lose. So at the recent annual Labour Shadow Cabinet versus Guardian Journalists football match, a debate was called before the...

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Funny story: The British Police Services operate in the good old zanu-labour way. The tyranny continues!

The British Police Services operate in the good old zanu-labour way. The tyranny continues!

Heathrow, London: Fresh from their Northumbrian campaign, in the search for Raoul Moat, the miniature Wehrmacht have been on manoeuvres again, this time at Heathrow. The miniature Wehrmacht, kitted out again with pseudo-military outfits and coals...

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Funny story: BBC to honour Raoul Moat by building a moat around Broadcasting House

BBC to honour Raoul Moat by building a moat around Broadcasting House

The BBC has announced it is to construct a moat around its central London offices as a tribute to Raoul Moat. The moat is to be filled with the crocodile tears cried by BBC and Guardian journalists, members of the Northumberland Police service and...

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