The BBC has announced it is to construct a moat around its central London offices as a tribute to Raoul Moat. The moat is to be filled with the crocodile tears cried by BBC and Guardian journalists, members of the Northumberland Police service and...
After an hours-long standoff outside a hospital in Southwestern Ohio, it appears that the much beloved icon "Touchdown Jesus" has died from wounds inflicted by local police and sheriffs' deputies, as well as a National Guard unit that was called to t...
After only 31 years, a police report has been issued which states that protestor Blair Peach may have been killed by a policeman. 'This has come as an absolute shock,' a friend of the New Zealander's said. 'No one could even have guessed that. ' S...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Twenty-three snowmen and a lifesize plastic Santa Claus are in critical condition this Monday after an off-duty, plainclothes officer shot up a Washington, D.C. area community snowball fight, said authorities. The 28-year-old of...
Washington, DC - Retired Police Chief Henry Himmler, recently appointed spokesman for the North American Main Bureau of Law Agencies (NAMBLA), held a press conference this morning where he expressed concern about the upswing in "attitude" amongst the...
WEBSTER, TX - The Alpha and Omega was noticeably absent today when a Webster, Texas officer kicked in a pastor's door, tazing him and pepper spraying members of the church before arresting the man of the cloth. The arresting officer claims the pas...
London's police department was once known for its good manners, sel-control, lack of weapons and victimization by every petty crook in the city. apparently times have changed as British Bobbies will be appearing in the dock in London's courts for the...
BIRMINGHAM, AL - Just over a week ago, the Birmingham Police Department fired five officers for behavior they called "shameful." Video footage captured by an onboard patrol car camera on Jan. 23, 2008, showed the officers rushing suspect Anthony War...
A third post mortem is to be carried out in the G20 death probe. After two legs the score remains locked at 1-1. The replay will lead to a result, either in open play or court (surely penalties?) Police manager Ron Fascist said "well, the lads are...
Following the fallout from the G20 riots police are to wear football style numbers on their backs at future riots. It is hoped that this will lead to the swift identification of any wrong doers. They will then be shown either the yellow or red cards...
The Government has decided to introduce new Police powers following the incidents at the G20 protests. After one death and two complaints of Police brutality, the Government is to act. From now on the Police will have the authority to kill and maim a...
London. Night. - Reports are emerging that the Metropolitan Police are to be disbanded. A statement issued by a dreadlocked white chap wearing a balaclava from a squat in Stockwell predicted that the Metropolitan Police's days are numbered following...
There was a significant development this afternoon in the Ian Tomlinson murder enquiry, when it was revealed that the newspaper seller who was just innocently ambling home from work that fateful day, WAS KILLED AS A RESULT OF POLICE ACTION. Mr Tom...
Another Metropolitan Police officer has been suspended today amid allegations of misconduct during the G20 protests. The officer, believed to be a sergeant in the TSG, is being investigated following accusations that he was polite and civil toward...
The Independent Police Complaints Commission are to hold an independent inquiry into the independent actions of an independent police officer which may have been linked to the tragic death of Ian Tomlinson. Mister Tomlinson died in the street on A...
Greater Manchester Police have announced the formation of a new squad within the force, called the Twelfth Night Squad. This squad will be responsible for trawling around the neighbourhoods of Greater Manchester looking for Christmas Decorations a...
It's back! After the absolutely terrible follow-up series, Ashes To Ashes, the most popular British drama since the last one, Life On Mars, is returning for a special two-hour spectacular on Christmas Day. DI Sam Tyler and DCI Gene Hunt team-up on...
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