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Funny story: Burgled Man Calls Police and Orders Pizza - Pizza Arrives First

Burgled Man Calls Police and Orders Pizza - Pizza Arrives First

Police in Bedfordshire have apologized to a Luton man after they took over 2 hours to respond to a 999 call after the victim returned home from work to find his home had been burgled. Simon Brown claims that while he was waiting for police to arri...

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Funny story: The Fourth Protocol-style pizza scam as Julian Assange dials for delivery

The Fourth Protocol-style pizza scam as Julian Assange dials for delivery

London - Was last night's 15-inch stuffed crust delivery from Papa Luciani's Pizza Heaven** monitored by spooks who'd studied the 1987 Michael Caine blockbuster? According to leading espionage sauces 'it bore all the hallmarks of a classic drop' m...

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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 23rd July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 23rd July 2012

Out-of-favour Manchester City forward Roque Santa Cruz, 30, wants to remain in the north west as he seeks new club. (Daily Mail) 'Accrington Stanley?' Gareth Southgate turned down the chance to become the FA's technical director over concerns about the job description during lengthy negotiations. (Daily Mail) Apparently he was NOT allowed to eat pizza in his lunch-hour. Manchester United...

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Funny story: The World's Most Famous Pizza Mascot Fired!

The World's Most Famous Pizza Mascot Fired!

IRVING, Texas - Chuck E. Cheese's mascot, the giant, hideous-looking rodent has been shooed out the front door. After 35 years of being the official spokesrat for one of America's leading children's pizza establishments Chuck E. will join the rank...

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Funny story: Olympics: David Beckham misses out on Stuart Pearces 'Team GB Squad'

Olympics: David Beckham misses out on Stuart Pearces 'Team GB Squad'

The world of British sport was in shock today when Team GB Olympic Football team boss Stuart Pearce named his squad for the Games and local lad made good David 'OBE' Beckham wasn't on it. 'Pearcy' had to reduce his squad down from 35 to 18, and co...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney To Local Pizza Shop Owner 'So Bad I Wouldn't Feed It To My Dog'

Mitt Romney To Local Pizza Shop Owner 'So Bad I Wouldn't Feed It To My Dog'

TENNESSEE- Mitt Romney's latest stop on his campaign trail ended in a momentous gaffe, even for Romney. While visiting a local Athens pizzeria called Giovanni De Luca's Amore Pizz-A-Pie, owner Billy Bob Smith handed Romney a slice of his prized '...

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Funny story: ACLU takes FDA to Court on Punitive Pizza Ploy

ACLU takes FDA to Court on Punitive Pizza Ploy

The American Civil Liberties Union announced today that it has filed a lawsuit against the FDA for discriminatory practices against a growing minority group in the USA. Acording to the lawsuit filed in Federal court, the FDA has illegally mandated...

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Funny story: Spoiler Alert: Autistic Boy Was Ordering Pizza

Spoiler Alert: Autistic Boy Was Ordering Pizza

New York, New York- A non-verbal autistic boy named Jake, whose random scribbling of numbers and letters sent his father on a two year televised journey, was actually just attempting to order pizza. Jake's father had no idea what his boy was tr...

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Funny story: Pie And Pizza Diet Named 'World's Worst Ever'

Pie And Pizza Diet Named 'World's Worst Ever'

The International Federation Of Dieticians today named The Pie And Pizza Diet the worst in the world - ever. The diet, brainchild of Professor KFC McDonald of Sunderland College Of Arts And Technology was universally acknowledged as being utterly...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Stars of 'The Vampire Diaries' Spotted on A Gondola In Venice, Italy In An Intimate PDA

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Stars of 'The Vampire Diaries' Spotted on A Gondola In Venice, Italy In An Intimate PDA

VENICE, Italy - The two stars of The Vampire Diaries were recently photographed together taking a nice trip on a Venitian gondola. The gondola named La Donna Bellissima Erotica is the very same gondola that George Clooney takes when he and his lad...

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Funny story: Herman Cain Says He Is 'Suspending' His Presidential Bid (Plan A) And Then Announces He Has A Plan B, Which He Fails To Announce

Herman Cain Says He Is 'Suspending' His Presidential Bid (Plan A) And Then Announces He Has A Plan B, Which He Fails To Announce

ATLANTA - GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain says that he is not one to go down without kicking, hollering, and raising a damn effen ruckus. As reported by GOPicky Magazine Amos Soursuckle the former CEO of Godfather's Pizza and architect of t...

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Funny story: Herman Cain's Latest "PizzaGate" Gal, Ginger White May Be The One That Causes Him To Throw In The "Hotel Towel"

Herman Cain's Latest "PizzaGate" Gal, Ginger White May Be The One That Causes Him To Throw In The "Hotel Towel"

ATLANTA - It appears that Herman Cain's new campaign bumper sticker may be reading "Put a fork in it - it's done." The black GOPer who wears a black cowboy hat, obviously oblivious to the fact that the cowboys in the Old West who wore black cowboy...

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Funny story: Herman Cain's "PizzaGate" Gals Will Soon Be Coming Out of The Woodwork!

Herman Cain's "PizzaGate" Gals Will Soon Be Coming Out of The Woodwork!

CLEVELAND - GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain spoke at a Walmart parking lot where he began to tell the assembled crowd of about 27 people about his 9-9-9 tax proposal. Suddenly from the back a male voice hollered out, "The hell with 9-9-9 du...

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Funny story: Pizza declared a 'Human right'

Pizza declared a 'Human right'

The UK government has voted unanimously to award pizza in the same category as somewhere to live, clean water, broadband and education by naming it as a basic human right. "Pizza is truly the world's best food," said government Health Minister and...

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Funny story: Amanda Knox Reveals The Interesting Reason Why She Will Not Vote For Herman Cain

Amanda Knox Reveals The Interesting Reason Why She Will Not Vote For Herman Cain

SEATTLE - Amanda Knox was sitting at a local park eating some Chicken McNuggets while enjoying the fresh smell of freedom. Knox spent four years in an Italian prison where she said the smell reminded her of what the inside of a goat's stomach prob...

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Funny story: Florida Gated Community to Host Lecture Series

Florida Gated Community to Host Lecture Series

North Port, FL - Charleston Park, a small gated community on Florida's west coast, is planning to offer a series of lectures to its residents for the purpose of "raising community standards." Taking a hint from the community newsletter, which lectur...

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Funny story: Pizza know how

Pizza know how

Being a pizza delivery driver used to be an easy job but now the Government wants them to take a test so they know where there going. "I can'ta believe my ears when I hear this! They are delivering the pizza notta picking up the passengers," Marco...

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